Excalibear🔜TBRU30
@excalibear.bsky.social
Cigar/pipe bear. Mostly harmless. Happily married, playfully social. Cheerfully horny exhibitionist, music enthusiast, classic horror fan, cat daddy.
Very NSFW, so 21+ please. Don’t click on what you don’t want to see. Empty profiles get blocked.
Very NSFW, so 21+ please. Don’t click on what you don’t want to see. Empty profiles get blocked.
You worked hard. Now rest, boy
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
You worked hard. Now rest, boy
I ran the experiment from here and from my polite account, and the results were reproducible in my hands. Good work, Team Gay Cigar Daddy!
November 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I ran the experiment from here and from my polite account, and the results were reproducible in my hands. Good work, Team Gay Cigar Daddy!
Like, this literally happened to me a couple days ago
November 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Like, this literally happened to me a couple days ago
🥰 I love this!
November 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
🥰 I love this!
The picture reminded me, half asleep, of those old Nestea plunge commercials. Lateral thinking is my jam.
November 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The picture reminded me, half asleep, of those old Nestea plunge commercials. Lateral thinking is my jam.
Is this where I confess my unironic enjoyment of Enya? I guess it is...
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Is this where I confess my unironic enjoyment of Enya? I guess it is...
Having grown up in the 70s, I now have a Peaches & Herb earworm
November 20, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Having grown up in the 70s, I now have a Peaches & Herb earworm
Love a boy in a union suit 😈
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Love a boy in a union suit 😈
^ What he says! They look great!
November 20, 2025 at 12:25 PM
^ What he says! They look great!
Not just your wording that's "open," boy
November 20, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Not just your wording that's "open," boy
You’re a hard-working boy, Neb ❤️
November 20, 2025 at 10:59 AM
You’re a hard-working boy, Neb ❤️
❤️
I enjoyed the mild irony of posting a picture of a cold tub on a hot day, while sitting in a hot tub on a cold day. Of course, I was half asleep at the time and easily amused.
I enjoyed the mild irony of posting a picture of a cold tub on a hot day, while sitting in a hot tub on a cold day. Of course, I was half asleep at the time and easily amused.
November 20, 2025 at 10:58 AM
❤️
I enjoyed the mild irony of posting a picture of a cold tub on a hot day, while sitting in a hot tub on a cold day. Of course, I was half asleep at the time and easily amused.
I enjoyed the mild irony of posting a picture of a cold tub on a hot day, while sitting in a hot tub on a cold day. Of course, I was half asleep at the time and easily amused.
Never apologize for letting us see Cyan! 😻
November 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Never apologize for letting us see Cyan! 😻
So ... we all walk into the funeral home for the service, devastated and sobbing ... and then we notice the soft, soothing music being piped through the speakers ...
"Just a small-town girl ..."
He put a big smile on our faces from beyond the grave, gotta say
"Just a small-town girl ..."
He put a big smile on our faces from beyond the grave, gotta say
November 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
So ... we all walk into the funeral home for the service, devastated and sobbing ... and then we notice the soft, soothing music being piped through the speakers ...
"Just a small-town girl ..."
He put a big smile on our faces from beyond the grave, gotta say
"Just a small-town girl ..."
He put a big smile on our faces from beyond the grave, gotta say
OK, I'll tell my weird, sad Journey story. One of my good friends died of cystic fibrosis during my senior year. Seriously traumatic for our friend group. Anyway, Doug was a great guy with terrible taste in music -- Journey and REO Speedwagon, 24/7 ...
November 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
OK, I'll tell my weird, sad Journey story. One of my good friends died of cystic fibrosis during my senior year. Seriously traumatic for our friend group. Anyway, Doug was a great guy with terrible taste in music -- Journey and REO Speedwagon, 24/7 ...
Over here, Journey was (heh) inescapable
Honestly, you dodged a bullet there ...
Honestly, you dodged a bullet there ...
November 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Over here, Journey was (heh) inescapable
Honestly, you dodged a bullet there ...
Honestly, you dodged a bullet there ...
The black and red looks great on you, boy
November 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The black and red looks great on you, boy