Excalibear🔜TBRU30
@excalibear.bsky.social
Cigar/pipe bear. Mostly harmless. Happily married, playfully social. Cheerfully horny exhibitionist, music enthusiast, classic horror fan, cat daddy.
Very NSFW, so 21+ please. Don’t click on what you don’t want to see. Empty profiles get blocked.
Very NSFW, so 21+ please. Don’t click on what you don’t want to see. Empty profiles get blocked.
See a tummy post a tummy!
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
See a tummy post a tummy!
Feel better, my friend
November 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Feel better, my friend
Monochrome Monday: Quick Stop on The Highway Edition
November 17, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Monochrome Monday: Quick Stop on The Highway Edition
November 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Powers restored!
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Powers restored!
Today marks three (lunar) months since I made a commitment to myself to get healthier through moderate exercise. It looks like I'm going to need to shop for some new jeans.
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Today marks three (lunar) months since I made a commitment to myself to get healthier through moderate exercise. It looks like I'm going to need to shop for some new jeans.
Frustrated Cock Friday
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Frustrated Cock Friday
Also a throwback to almost exactly nine hours ago, mutatis mutandis
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Also a throwback to almost exactly nine hours ago, mutatis mutandis
Happy Hump Day
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Happy Hump Day
Monochrome Monday
November 10, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Monochrome Monday
if you see this, post an art piece with a ballsack
The sack is implied, but I think this is in the spirit of the exercise
The sack is implied, but I think this is in the spirit of the exercise
November 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
if you see this, post an art piece with a ballsack
The sack is implied, but I think this is in the spirit of the exercise
The sack is implied, but I think this is in the spirit of the exercise
Well, that was a first
November 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Well, that was a first
Fat Cock Friday: The Way We Were edition
November 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Fat Cock Friday: The Way We Were edition
yeah I bet you are 😈❤️🔥😈
November 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
yeah I bet you are 😈❤️🔥😈
Pre-dawn full moon
November 6, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Pre-dawn full moon
Throwback Thursday: Life with Logan edition
November 6, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Throwback Thursday: Life with Logan edition
Happy hump day
November 5, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Happy hump day
Every time I prepare to lecture on Lewis structures (which I have done approximately a million times, give or take a few orders of magnitude), I take a few minutes to think about just how hard I want to fuck G.N. Lewis
November 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Every time I prepare to lecture on Lewis structures (which I have done approximately a million times, give or take a few orders of magnitude), I take a few minutes to think about just how hard I want to fuck G.N. Lewis
Bon appetit, but we’re cuddling after
November 4, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Bon appetit, but we’re cuddling after