Edward Newton
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Edward Newton
@ewords.bsky.social
Game Engineer with +2 to Charisma.
Currently a lead Unity consultant working on [NDA'd] for [AAA studio].
Formerly of YouTube
he/they
Every time I web-swing in these games, I'm swinging for two: me, and the ten year old me that still lives inside me.
October 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I feel obligated to get every incarnation of modern Spider-Man because when I was a kid, this was the best I had access to.
October 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
@pentadact.com Replaying through TBW and this line is still a banger.

"I'm in this image and I don't like it."
October 9, 2025 at 8:48 AM
You can hardly see it due to the light, but Stephen Graham (who played Tommy) manages to keep his face neutral while a single, subtle tear runs down his cheek, while the other characters in the scene decide if it's easier to kill him.
September 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
When Tommy stands there, with the upside-down sweet-sick sound of "Golden Brown" playing in his ears, waiting to find out if they're going to kill him next, it perfectly captures the sullen, brooding, bruised feeling of sitting in the aftermath of a life-changing mistake.
September 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Brad Pitt knocking out Gorgeous George in Snatch is quietly one of the best moments in cinema history.
September 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
if only real life was as easy as "uncheck this box"
September 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Daniel Day Lewis was happily retired, until he realized he hadn't had a turn killing Sean Bean.
September 21, 2025 at 8:26 AM
YouTube, I don't appreciate what you're implying.

@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
@dropout.tv
@criticalrole.bsky.social
September 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
They will never convince me this wasn't intentional.

youtu.be/PeihcfYft9w?...
September 14, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Someone in @societyofplay.bsky.social posted this this morning.

#silksong
September 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Today I PAX. I PAX so much.
August 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
August 26, 2025 at 5:36 AM
This hit me.
July 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Case in point:

DO CORGI BE DESTRUCTIVE
July 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
You guys, Postmates made it to Eve Online!
July 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The best line is always in the comments.
June 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
What's that? Why, it's the last eight years of my life all on one wall!
May 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
May 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I was reminded of this gem by @ghorington.bsky.social today.
May 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Even Kurzgesagt is feeling the pressure lately.
May 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This is a terrible way to find out you're an NPC. Even if it's the "smart" NPC.
May 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I gotchoo, stranger
May 5, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Norco has been my wallpaper image since I played it. It's stunning, and honestly, morally questionable that it should ever be this cheap.

Exploit this advantage while you can.
May 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
If he can't remember his own vow a hundred days later, that qualifies him for senility I think.
May 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM