EwolaKoala
@ewolakoala.bsky.social
Pronounced Ee-wall-uh (rhymes with Koala) | He/Him | Gamer | Nerd | Ally | Registered Nurse | Twitch Affiliate | Speedrunner | eSports Enthusiast
Sometimes I can be seen playing games at twitch.tv/ewolakoala
Sometimes I can be seen playing games at twitch.tv/ewolakoala
I am 100000 years old today...in binary.
February 7, 2026 at 5:39 AM
I am 100000 years old today...in binary.
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If you've ever enjoyed anything I've ever done creatively, CHECK THIS OUT!!!
Fake Baseball is my weird little passion project that I am completely obsessed with, and I've put together a short & comprehensive crash course on why you should watch.
youtu.be/m4dOEc8YF7Y
Fake Baseball is my weird little passion project that I am completely obsessed with, and I've put together a short & comprehensive crash course on why you should watch.
youtu.be/m4dOEc8YF7Y
February 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM
If you've ever enjoyed anything I've ever done creatively, CHECK THIS OUT!!!
Fake Baseball is my weird little passion project that I am completely obsessed with, and I've put together a short & comprehensive crash course on why you should watch.
youtu.be/m4dOEc8YF7Y
Fake Baseball is my weird little passion project that I am completely obsessed with, and I've put together a short & comprehensive crash course on why you should watch.
youtu.be/m4dOEc8YF7Y
My attachment to Nintendo properties:
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Earthbound
🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵 Metroid
🩵🩵🖤🖤🖤 Star Fox
🩵🩵🩵🩵🖤 Mario
🩵🩵🩵🩵🖤 Rhythm Heaven
🩵🖤🖤🖤🖤 WarioWare
🩵🩵🩵🖤🖤 Donkey Kong
🩵🩵🖤🖤🖤 Kirby
🩵🩵🩵🩵🖤 Pokémon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 F-Zero
🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵 Zelda
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Fire Emblem
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Pikmin
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Animal Crossing
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Splatoon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Xenoblade
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Earthbound
🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵 Metroid
🩵🩵🖤🖤🖤 Star Fox
🩵🩵🩵🩵🖤 Mario
🩵🩵🩵🩵🖤 Rhythm Heaven
🩵🖤🖤🖤🖤 WarioWare
🩵🩵🩵🖤🖤 Donkey Kong
🩵🩵🖤🖤🖤 Kirby
🩵🩵🩵🩵🖤 Pokémon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 F-Zero
🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵 Zelda
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Fire Emblem
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Pikmin
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Animal Crossing
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Splatoon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Xenoblade
My attachment to Nintendo properties:
💚💚🖤🖤🖤 Earthbound
💚💚💚🖤🖤 Metroid
💚💚💚🖤🖤 Star Fox
💚💚💚💚💚 Mario
💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 Rhythm Heaven
💚💚💚💚🖤 WarioWare
💚💚💚🖤🖤 Donkey Kong
💚💚💚🖤🖤 Kirby
💚💚💚💚💚 Pokémon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 F-Zero
💚💚💚💚💚 Zelda
💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 Fire Emblem
💚💚💚🖤🖤 Pikmin
💚💚🖤🖤🖤 Animal Crossing
💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 Splatoon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Xenoblade
💚💚🖤🖤🖤 Earthbound
💚💚💚🖤🖤 Metroid
💚💚💚🖤🖤 Star Fox
💚💚💚💚💚 Mario
💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 Rhythm Heaven
💚💚💚💚🖤 WarioWare
💚💚💚🖤🖤 Donkey Kong
💚💚💚🖤🖤 Kirby
💚💚💚💚💚 Pokémon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 F-Zero
💚💚💚💚💚 Zelda
💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 Fire Emblem
💚💚💚🖤🖤 Pikmin
💚💚🖤🖤🖤 Animal Crossing
💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 Splatoon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Xenoblade
My attachment to Nintendo properties:
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Earthbound
💚💚💚🖤🖤 Metroid
💚💚💚💚🖤 Star Fox
💚💚🖤🖤🖤 Mario
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Rhythm Heaven
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 WarioWare
💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 Donkey Kong
💚💚💚🖤🖤 Kirby
💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 Pokémon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 F-Zero
💚💚💚💚💚 Zelda
💚💚💚💚🖤 Fire Emblem
💚💚💚💚💚 Pikmin
💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 Animal Crossing
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Splatoon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Xenoblade
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Earthbound
💚💚💚🖤🖤 Metroid
💚💚💚💚🖤 Star Fox
💚💚🖤🖤🖤 Mario
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Rhythm Heaven
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 WarioWare
💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 Donkey Kong
💚💚💚🖤🖤 Kirby
💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 Pokémon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 F-Zero
💚💚💚💚💚 Zelda
💚💚💚💚🖤 Fire Emblem
💚💚💚💚💚 Pikmin
💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 Animal Crossing
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Splatoon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Xenoblade
February 2, 2026 at 4:16 AM
My attachment to Nintendo properties:
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Earthbound
🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵 Metroid
🩵🩵🖤🖤🖤 Star Fox
🩵🩵🩵🩵🖤 Mario
🩵🩵🩵🩵🖤 Rhythm Heaven
🩵🖤🖤🖤🖤 WarioWare
🩵🩵🩵🖤🖤 Donkey Kong
🩵🩵🖤🖤🖤 Kirby
🩵🩵🩵🩵🖤 Pokémon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 F-Zero
🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵 Zelda
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Fire Emblem
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Pikmin
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Animal Crossing
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Splatoon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Xenoblade
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Earthbound
🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵 Metroid
🩵🩵🖤🖤🖤 Star Fox
🩵🩵🩵🩵🖤 Mario
🩵🩵🩵🩵🖤 Rhythm Heaven
🩵🖤🖤🖤🖤 WarioWare
🩵🩵🩵🖤🖤 Donkey Kong
🩵🩵🖤🖤🖤 Kirby
🩵🩵🩵🩵🖤 Pokémon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 F-Zero
🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵 Zelda
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Fire Emblem
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Pikmin
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Animal Crossing
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Splatoon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Xenoblade
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ICE BREAKER IS LIVE SUPPORTING THE IMMIGRANT RAPID RESPONSE FUND
COME WATCH SPEEDRUNS ALL WEEKEND TO SPITE ICE
twitch.tv/reallyreally...
COME WATCH SPEEDRUNS ALL WEEKEND TO SPITE ICE
twitch.tv/reallyreally...
ReallyReallyLongAThon - Twitch
!ICEBreaker Super any% by @mackiegarou | !merch !donate | !RRLOL7
twitch.tv
January 30, 2026 at 5:11 PM
ICE BREAKER IS LIVE SUPPORTING THE IMMIGRANT RAPID RESPONSE FUND
COME WATCH SPEEDRUNS ALL WEEKEND TO SPITE ICE
twitch.tv/reallyreally...
COME WATCH SPEEDRUNS ALL WEEKEND TO SPITE ICE
twitch.tv/reallyreally...
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Now presenting. . . . .
Our #FrostFatales 2026 Ambassadors!!!!!!!!!
They'll be helping us kickstart fundraising for the National Women's Law Center from February 18-28th!!
We'd like to thank everyone who applied and greatly appreciate the amount of interest to do even more fundraising with us 💛💜
Our #FrostFatales 2026 Ambassadors!!!!!!!!!
They'll be helping us kickstart fundraising for the National Women's Law Center from February 18-28th!!
We'd like to thank everyone who applied and greatly appreciate the amount of interest to do even more fundraising with us 💛💜
January 28, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Now presenting. . . . .
Our #FrostFatales 2026 Ambassadors!!!!!!!!!
They'll be helping us kickstart fundraising for the National Women's Law Center from February 18-28th!!
We'd like to thank everyone who applied and greatly appreciate the amount of interest to do even more fundraising with us 💛💜
Our #FrostFatales 2026 Ambassadors!!!!!!!!!
They'll be helping us kickstart fundraising for the National Women's Law Center from February 18-28th!!
We'd like to thank everyone who applied and greatly appreciate the amount of interest to do even more fundraising with us 💛💜
Reposted by EwolaKoala
THE ICE BREAKER SCHEDULE IS OUT
oengus.io/marathon/ice...
Join us on Friday, Jan. 30th starting at 11:00am ET for a weekend full of the best speedruns we could find in support of Minnesota against ICE!
oengus.io/marathon/ice...
Join us on Friday, Jan. 30th starting at 11:00am ET for a weekend full of the best speedruns we could find in support of Minnesota against ICE!
Announcing ICE Breaker: A charity speedrun event by myself & @rrlat.bsky.social on Jan 30 - Feb 1 to support Minnesotans in defending from ICE.
Submit runs: oengus.io/marathon/ice...
Volunteer: forms.gle/51HEcBmhUC8X...
Run submissions close Sunday. Volunteer apps have a soft deadline of Saturday
Submit runs: oengus.io/marathon/ice...
Volunteer: forms.gle/51HEcBmhUC8X...
Run submissions close Sunday. Volunteer apps have a soft deadline of Saturday
January 26, 2026 at 4:53 AM
THE ICE BREAKER SCHEDULE IS OUT
oengus.io/marathon/ice...
Join us on Friday, Jan. 30th starting at 11:00am ET for a weekend full of the best speedruns we could find in support of Minnesota against ICE!
oengus.io/marathon/ice...
Join us on Friday, Jan. 30th starting at 11:00am ET for a weekend full of the best speedruns we could find in support of Minnesota against ICE!
I got Byte & Think Fast! Try them out yourself!
Hi y’all, wanted to share something fun post-AGDQ! At the Hotfix table, we created 2 GDQ personality quizzes! They’re now publicly available here:
Mascot: uquiz.com/6cwYDA
Hotfix: uquiz.com/bqrSm5
Share your results and what you thought of them :D It was a lot of fun making these!
Mascot: uquiz.com/6cwYDA
Hotfix: uquiz.com/bqrSm5
Share your results and what you thought of them :D It was a lot of fun making these!
Which GDQ Mascot are you?
It's time to figure out which of our beloved prehistoric mascots you're most like! Are you the energetic Velocity, the fierce Faith, the compassionate Coop, the charismatic Joy or the goofball Byte? O...
uquiz.com
January 13, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I got Byte & Think Fast! Try them out yourself!
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So much this 👇
GDQ peeps, please be gentle yourselves over the next week or two. What folks in the kink community call drop is better known to the medical world as shock.
A small 🧵
GDQ peeps, please be gentle yourselves over the next week or two. What folks in the kink community call drop is better known to the medical world as shock.
A small 🧵
I love GDQ because the little gay people in my phone become actual people for a week but oh my god saying goodbye is the worst
January 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM
So much this 👇
GDQ peeps, please be gentle yourselves over the next week or two. What folks in the kink community call drop is better known to the medical world as shock.
A small 🧵
GDQ peeps, please be gentle yourselves over the next week or two. What folks in the kink community call drop is better known to the medical world as shock.
A small 🧵
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Upcoming events:
Back to Black 2026: Feb. 5-8th
#FrostFatales 2026: Mar. 8-15th
#SGDQ2026: Minneapolis, MI | July 5-11th
#AGDQ2027: Atlanta, GA | Jan. 3-10th
Back to Black 2026: Feb. 5-8th
#FrostFatales 2026: Mar. 8-15th
#SGDQ2026: Minneapolis, MI | July 5-11th
#AGDQ2027: Atlanta, GA | Jan. 3-10th
January 11, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Upcoming events:
Back to Black 2026: Feb. 5-8th
#FrostFatales 2026: Mar. 8-15th
#SGDQ2026: Minneapolis, MI | July 5-11th
#AGDQ2027: Atlanta, GA | Jan. 3-10th
Back to Black 2026: Feb. 5-8th
#FrostFatales 2026: Mar. 8-15th
#SGDQ2026: Minneapolis, MI | July 5-11th
#AGDQ2027: Atlanta, GA | Jan. 3-10th
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🏁TIME🏁 #AGDQ2026 has raised a total amount of $2,443,414 for @preventcancer.org!
Thank you to everyone who made this marathon possible, and to all of you for your amazing generosity & support!!
See you all next time at #SGDQ2026!!
We are SO BACK!!!!!!!
Thank you to everyone who made this marathon possible, and to all of you for your amazing generosity & support!!
See you all next time at #SGDQ2026!!
We are SO BACK!!!!!!!
January 11, 2026 at 7:58 AM
🏁TIME🏁 #AGDQ2026 has raised a total amount of $2,443,414 for @preventcancer.org!
Thank you to everyone who made this marathon possible, and to all of you for your amazing generosity & support!!
See you all next time at #SGDQ2026!!
We are SO BACK!!!!!!!
Thank you to everyone who made this marathon possible, and to all of you for your amazing generosity & support!!
See you all next time at #SGDQ2026!!
We are SO BACK!!!!!!!
Reposted by EwolaKoala
It's that time already: AGDQ 2026 out of context! I hope you've been paying attention because a lot of wild stuff happened this time around.
#AGDQ2026
#AGDQ2026
January 11, 2026 at 2:53 AM
It's that time already: AGDQ 2026 out of context! I hope you've been paying attention because a lot of wild stuff happened this time around.
#AGDQ2026
#AGDQ2026
Reposted by EwolaKoala
AND THAT'S TWO MILLION RAISED FOR @preventcancer.org! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Changing the world through the power of video games—thank you all so much for your generosity!
#AGDQ2026
Changing the world through the power of video games—thank you all so much for your generosity!
#AGDQ2026
January 11, 2026 at 2:14 AM
AND THAT'S TWO MILLION RAISED FOR @preventcancer.org! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Changing the world through the power of video games—thank you all so much for your generosity!
#AGDQ2026
Changing the world through the power of video games—thank you all so much for your generosity!
#AGDQ2026
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SUPER MARIO 64 - 70 STAR STAR 70 PERSON VOD IS UP ON GDQ! GO WATCH IT IF YOU MISSED IT! THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR THE CONGRATS AND NICE WORDS! youtu.be/r-VFPEh59k4?...
January 10, 2026 at 10:55 PM
SUPER MARIO 64 - 70 STAR STAR 70 PERSON VOD IS UP ON GDQ! GO WATCH IT IF YOU MISSED IT! THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR THE CONGRATS AND NICE WORDS! youtu.be/r-VFPEh59k4?...
70+ beautiful gamers, 1 extremely amazing run.
We're getting hyped, are you hyped for the Super Mario 64 70 Star 70 Person relay? #AGDQ2026
January 10, 2026 at 8:08 PM
70+ beautiful gamers, 1 extremely amazing run.
Reposted by EwolaKoala
January 10, 2026 at 7:45 PM
As soon as Sent came on screen, we hit $1 million. Coincidence? or is it Wizard magic???
January 9, 2026 at 4:44 AM
As soon as Sent came on screen, we hit $1 million. Coincidence? or is it Wizard magic???
Reposted by EwolaKoala
January 6, 2026 at 5:16 PM
The unfortunate truth behind not being able to catch all these amazing speedruns live because you have real life stuff to take care of, is the fact that you won't even have time to VOD them because of all the real life stuff you have to take care of.
January 6, 2026 at 7:25 PM
The unfortunate truth behind not being able to catch all these amazing speedruns live because you have real life stuff to take care of, is the fact that you won't even have time to VOD them because of all the real life stuff you have to take care of.
Reposted by EwolaKoala
January 5, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Reposted by EwolaKoala
nur txen ruo htiw dnuora sgniht gninrut si @authorblu.es
gdq.gg/donate ta etanod ot erus ekam siht gnidaer llits er'uoy fI
#AGDQ2026
gdq.gg/donate ta etanod ot erus ekam siht gnidaer llits er'uoy fI
#AGDQ2026
January 4, 2026 at 11:31 PM
nur txen ruo htiw dnuora sgniht gninrut si @authorblu.es
gdq.gg/donate ta etanod ot erus ekam siht gnidaer llits er'uoy fI
#AGDQ2026
gdq.gg/donate ta etanod ot erus ekam siht gnidaer llits er'uoy fI
#AGDQ2026