ewephoria
@ewephoria.bsky.social
professional dabbler, professional translator, eternally confusing! 18+ #vonmenaces
#svsss #chinabooks #freeficideas
#svsss #chinabooks #freeficideas
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This is Flambo. He's using his talking dog buttons to accuse his small foster brother of being a cat. Nothing can convince him otherwise. 13/10 for both (IG: flambothedog)
February 11, 2026 at 5:41 PM
This is Flambo. He's using his talking dog buttons to accuse his small foster brother of being a cat. Nothing can convince him otherwise. 13/10 for both (IG: flambothedog)
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if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there
February 11, 2026 at 3:58 PM
if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there
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In Final Fantasy Tactics if a unit gains too much faith they leave your party to go find God. Have you ever wondered what would happen if you had Beast Tongue and got a monster unit to maximum faith? Of course you haven't. No one has.
October 8, 2025 at 6:02 AM
In Final Fantasy Tactics if a unit gains too much faith they leave your party to go find God. Have you ever wondered what would happen if you had Beast Tongue and got a monster unit to maximum faith? Of course you haven't. No one has.
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It's gonna be hard to top this ROMEO IS A DEADMAN review
February 10, 2026 at 8:09 PM
It's gonna be hard to top this ROMEO IS A DEADMAN review
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I always forget to mention this until a few days before the BIG ROMANCE HOLIDAY, but 11 years ago I created THE SMOOCHING APPLICATION and you're welcome to use it on your quest for love
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I always forget to mention this until a few days before the BIG ROMANCE HOLIDAY, but 11 years ago I created THE SMOOCHING APPLICATION and you're welcome to use it on your quest for love
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Jack Duffy attaches a respirator to his bagpipes to play through tear gas. “I always play it whenever the police retreat because it's like, ‘You fucking ran while we stayed,’” he says.
The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...
By Julianne Le
The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...
By Julianne Le
February 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Jack Duffy attaches a respirator to his bagpipes to play through tear gas. “I always play it whenever the police retreat because it's like, ‘You fucking ran while we stayed,’” he says.
The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...
By Julianne Le
The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...
By Julianne Le
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i made a mortar and pestle
February 10, 2026 at 12:04 AM
i made a mortar and pestle
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shoutout to @amazingthew.bsky.social for the actual answer to discord adult verification
February 9, 2026 at 6:15 PM
shoutout to @amazingthew.bsky.social for the actual answer to discord adult verification
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no more nitro on discord. we’re communicating over DS pictochat while we raid
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
no more nitro on discord. we’re communicating over DS pictochat while we raid
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not even an extremely tiny buny is safe from controversy
August 9, 2025 at 4:30 AM
not even an extremely tiny buny is safe from controversy
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More from the Whipple building this afternoon where ICE and agitator vehicles had expired dicks thrown at them. The building is being used as a holding center and base for agents.
The Minnesota State Patrol made multiple arrests after the Hennepin County Sheriffs Dept declared an unlawful assembly.
The Minnesota State Patrol made multiple arrests after the Hennepin County Sheriffs Dept declared an unlawful assembly.
February 7, 2026 at 10:30 PM
More from the Whipple building this afternoon where ICE and agitator vehicles had expired dicks thrown at them. The building is being used as a holding center and base for agents.
The Minnesota State Patrol made multiple arrests after the Hennepin County Sheriffs Dept declared an unlawful assembly.
The Minnesota State Patrol made multiple arrests after the Hennepin County Sheriffs Dept declared an unlawful assembly.
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I DID IT. MY LIFE'S WORK IS COMPLETE
VINO HUMANO
VINO HUMANO
February 7, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I DID IT. MY LIFE'S WORK IS COMPLETE
VINO HUMANO
VINO HUMANO
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나 아이센트 너무 많이 그렸네
죄송합니다 이쯤되면 아이센트 동인지 내야 함 (진짜새삼스러운소리중)
나 아이센트 너무 많이 그렸네
죄송합니다 이쯤되면 아이센트 동인지 내야 함 (진짜새삼스러운소리중)
January 12, 2026 at 7:58 AM
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나 아이센트 너무 많이 그렸네
죄송합니다 이쯤되면 아이센트 동인지 내야 함 (진짜새삼스러운소리중)
나 아이센트 너무 많이 그렸네
죄송합니다 이쯤되면 아이센트 동인지 내야 함 (진짜새삼스러운소리중)
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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awawa meets awebo
February 4, 2026 at 3:20 PM
awawa meets awebo
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鬼は外(Dead) OR 福は内(Alive)
February 3, 2026 at 1:06 PM
鬼は外(Dead) OR 福は内(Alive)
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2026年2月15日開催【三都物語108】の新刊「ダブルキャスト:replay」の新刊サンプルです。よろしくお願いします。 privatter.net/i/7846686
February 1, 2026 at 2:19 PM
2026年2月15日開催【三都物語108】の新刊「ダブルキャスト:replay」の新刊サンプルです。よろしくお願いします。 privatter.net/i/7846686
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ワニー・ベルジェールのバー
マネのフォリー・ベルジェールのバーのパロディです。
🐊<アタシは気安く触っていいワニじゃねぇわよ。
マネのフォリー・ベルジェールのバーのパロディです。
🐊<アタシは気安く触っていいワニじゃねぇわよ。
February 4, 2026 at 5:05 AM
ワニー・ベルジェールのバー
マネのフォリー・ベルジェールのバーのパロディです。
🐊<アタシは気安く触っていいワニじゃねぇわよ。
マネのフォリー・ベルジェールのバーのパロディです。
🐊<アタシは気安く触っていいワニじゃねぇわよ。
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When my mother told me “anything is possible,” I didn’t realize she was making an existential threat
July 6, 2023 at 3:38 AM
When my mother told me “anything is possible,” I didn’t realize she was making an existential threat