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(she/her) 29. Midwest Princess living in D.C. Bi, trans, old soul [acoustic]. F1 fan (🐎🟥🟨). I like 🐷 & 🐌. Interested in law and old tech. Episcopalian ✝️. Rat girl 🐀
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She's literally me:
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December 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Getting jumpscared on Facebook by pictures of my estranged parents at Thanksgiving

My first thought was how much they've aged
December 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Going shinji-moding on the Metro
December 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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"You serpents, you brood of vipers, how are you to escape being sentenced to hell?"
November 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Sigmund Freud rolling in his grave
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Christianity is a religion for women and slaves [based]
November 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The Bishop's sermons at the church I attend have been lining up with exactly what I've needed lately
November 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Just passed by the Linden Cogeneration Plant and God heavy industry looks so fucking cool. Shame about the natural gas plant but still
God the Port of New York/New Jersey is so beautiful. All the cranes and containers. Just beautiful
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
November 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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THREE DRIVERS, ONE WORLD TITLE...DO NOT MISS THIS ONE!!! #F1
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This is the way you should treat 'journalists'
The reason many in the press were happy to see Biden’s comms team go is because it routinely ghosted us, dropped us from email chains, ignored requests, acted elitist, spoke down to some and indifferent to others. I have covered every POTUS since Reagan. No admin had a more incompetent comms staff
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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She also supported the DC occupation at the outset and wasn't afraid to toss in some super-predator language either
November 30, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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From WayForward, the Shantae team, and everybody all across Sequin Land...have a wonderful and revolutionary Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The little piggies revel in the hypocrisy. They get off on it
WHOA. Trump says he will pardon Juan Orlando Hernandez, who once said that he wanted to “shove the drugs right up the noses of the gringos.” He had people killed as part of his narco-trafficking ring, which he at times operated directly out of his presidential office.
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I may become a grill girlie and learn how to cook ribs
November 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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"Stop making soy faces baka Shinji!!!"
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 9
Mind, Matching, Moment
Both of You, Dance Like You Want to Win!
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 AM
It's getting cold out
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
pigins
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Just over three minutes remain and Piastri goes P1 💪#F1 #QatarGP
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I'm almost 30, educated and experienced. I shouldn't have to wake up at 5am to work on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 11:30 AM
This is a fetish
Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Nicotine dependence is complicating my ability to navigate social situations, something I already struggle with

Getting frustrated and moody when I'm in withdrawal isn't fair to the people around me
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM