Beating My Schlong Real Hard In A Marxist Way
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+18 only. Fujoshi and unhinged.
WORKERS OF THE WORLD, get sillay.
25. He/they/it etc, anything that isn't she/her.
WORKERS OF THE WORLD, get sillay.
25. He/they/it etc, anything that isn't she/her.
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Did a art accout to try to make things more neat. Also gonna post my insta acct that sometimes I post there, some other times I forget
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I am not even kidding. I just type whatever looks like it while squinting.
"Why do you write with spelling errors that are so crass" it has been 3 years since I got my new glass prescription. I am legally partially blind by brazilian law witjour my glasses. Now my vision is WORSE. I am quite literally typing whatever the fuvk looks like the words and that's it.
February 9, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I am not even kidding. I just type whatever looks like it while squinting.
"Why do you write with spelling errors that are so crass" it has been 3 years since I got my new glass prescription. I am legally partially blind by brazilian law witjour my glasses. Now my vision is WORSE. I am quite literally typing whatever the fuvk looks like the words and that's it.
February 9, 2026 at 4:09 PM
"Why do you write with spelling errors that are so crass" it has been 3 years since I got my new glass prescription. I am legally partially blind by brazilian law witjour my glasses. Now my vision is WORSE. I am quite literally typing whatever the fuvk looks like the words and that's it.
Bad Bunny deadass made latinos cryi over the SUPER BOWL. We don't even like american football.
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Bad Bunny deadass made latinos cryi over the SUPER BOWL. We don't even like american football.
If I had a nickel everytime Brazil had a VERY COLD FRONT in the south and people saw snow for the first time in their lives and decided to build snowmen (The thing is: we never see snow so for most of them it was the first time in their lives.) I'd have two nickels. Which is VERY funny.
February 9, 2026 at 12:41 PM
If I had a nickel everytime Brazil had a VERY COLD FRONT in the south and people saw snow for the first time in their lives and decided to build snowmen (The thing is: we never see snow so for most of them it was the first time in their lives.) I'd have two nickels. Which is VERY funny.
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0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
February 9, 2026 at 12:01 AM
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
Still shocked that great grandma came into 100 years old. She is so cool for that.
February 9, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Still shocked that great grandma came into 100 years old. She is so cool for that.
I still stand by this.
You can see who is brazilian and isn't when writting One Piece fanfic by how they represent Dragon.
February 8, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I still stand by this.
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February 8, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Brb going to my grauntie's 100 birthday do yall wanna smth?
February 8, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Brb going to my grauntie's 100 birthday do yall wanna smth?
Just today I saw a King Charles Chavalier, a BORZOI, a maltese and a silken windhound. Ngl it's insane how you can find anything in SP.
February 8, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Just today I saw a King Charles Chavalier, a BORZOI, a maltese and a silken windhound. Ngl it's insane how you can find anything in SP.
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I got followed by an AI-generated yaoi porn account this morning. Instant block. Fuck you. If the yaoi smut isn't being created by an insane perverted fujoshi or fudanshi putting every ounce of their love and freak fetishes into it by hand then I don't fucking want it
January 31, 2026 at 1:05 PM
I got followed by an AI-generated yaoi porn account this morning. Instant block. Fuck you. If the yaoi smut isn't being created by an insane perverted fujoshi or fudanshi putting every ounce of their love and freak fetishes into it by hand then I don't fucking want it
Bad Bunny is very funny to me bc he really incorporates the feeling of trauma, grief and pain by dancing in the club. Indeed the most latino singer ever.
February 8, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Bad Bunny is very funny to me bc he really incorporates the feeling of trauma, grief and pain by dancing in the club. Indeed the most latino singer ever.
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lugnut: i wonder what lord megatron and consort optimus are doing
meanwhile megop in the bedroom:
meanwhile megop in the bedroom:
a volvo crane is being used to drill a hole in the ground
ALT: a volvo crane is being used to drill a hole in the ground
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February 8, 2026 at 4:54 AM
lugnut: i wonder what lord megatron and consort optimus are doing
meanwhile megop in the bedroom:
meanwhile megop in the bedroom:
Ngl I forgot that São Paulo is the definition of abandoned by god (coughing like a plague stricken maiden bc of the pollution and cold).
February 8, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Ngl I forgot that São Paulo is the definition of abandoned by god (coughing like a plague stricken maiden bc of the pollution and cold).
Did you see, people from Goiás state, that people from São Paulo get off the preferential seat when a disabled/pregnant person/old person/person with a small child comes in the metro to let them sit? Very demure, very mindful. You don't look like an asshole.
February 7, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Did you see, people from Goiás state, that people from São Paulo get off the preferential seat when a disabled/pregnant person/old person/person with a small child comes in the metro to let them sit? Very demure, very mindful. You don't look like an asshole.
You know that it's southwest and not northwest bc there isn't a lot of hills and cliffs and you only know that it isn't central west bc it isn't all soy plantations and it isn't north bc there isn't forests intercalated with soy plantations. But yeah, 75% of Braxil roadtrip b like.
February 6, 2026 at 7:13 PM
You know that it's southwest and not northwest bc there isn't a lot of hills and cliffs and you only know that it isn't central west bc it isn't all soy plantations and it isn't north bc there isn't forests intercalated with soy plantations. But yeah, 75% of Braxil roadtrip b like.
I once saw a fucking HEN brawl this motherfucker over a chicken. And win.
🇧🇷Gavião-pernilongo
🌎Geranospiza caerulescens
Conservação: Pouco Preocupante
O gavião-pernilongo é uma ave accipitriforme da família Accipitridae.
Também conhecido como tinhé-cinza, gavião-roxo e gavião-de-perna-roxa.
📷 Luiz Fernando Matos
🌎Geranospiza caerulescens
Conservação: Pouco Preocupante
O gavião-pernilongo é uma ave accipitriforme da família Accipitridae.
Também conhecido como tinhé-cinza, gavião-roxo e gavião-de-perna-roxa.
📷 Luiz Fernando Matos
February 6, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I once saw a fucking HEN brawl this motherfucker over a chicken. And win.
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"I want Bobby Hill to take the shot, because Bobby'll put me down clean."
February 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
"I want Bobby Hill to take the shot, because Bobby'll put me down clean."
What if we kissed under the bootlegs replicas (including Bumblebee's and Optimus') sold at the BR-050
February 6, 2026 at 4:24 PM
What if we kissed under the bootlegs replicas (including Bumblebee's and Optimus') sold at the BR-050
This is a very hopeful lens, but I'll be honest, this opportunity never once existed whatsoever. The elites dangle the word "opportunity" like an owner dangles a steak to mock its hungry dog, but, as an owner dangling the meat, it would never go to the dog.
February 6, 2026 at 12:49 PM
This is a very hopeful lens, but I'll be honest, this opportunity never once existed whatsoever. The elites dangle the word "opportunity" like an owner dangles a steak to mock its hungry dog, but, as an owner dangling the meat, it would never go to the dog.
Brazilian countryside roadtrip core.
February 6, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Brazilian countryside roadtrip core.
Sometimes you can juzt see a fic and know exactly the native language from the writer and that's so beautiful.
February 6, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Sometimes you can juzt see a fic and know exactly the native language from the writer and that's so beautiful.
Ngl I love exploring brazilian folklore in writing bc the idea of a walking corpse that not even the depths of hell nor god would accept in their doman for their evildoings is legit cool af. A man so evil the earth refused to let you be buried, may you walk on the land as not even death you deserve.
February 6, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Ngl I love exploring brazilian folklore in writing bc the idea of a walking corpse that not even the depths of hell nor god would accept in their doman for their evildoings is legit cool af. A man so evil the earth refused to let you be buried, may you walk on the land as not even death you deserve.
Luffy is autistic and Ace is dyslexic? Yeah, but the most scary part is that Sabo is neurotypical. That man is just british.
February 6, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Luffy is autistic and Ace is dyslexic? Yeah, but the most scary part is that Sabo is neurotypical. That man is just british.
Laughing a bit that in my dx it's written that I should avoid outside stressors bc I can have seizures and worsen my anxiety. Brotha. You are asking the worst person possible for that.
February 6, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Laughing a bit that in my dx it's written that I should avoid outside stressors bc I can have seizures and worsen my anxiety. Brotha. You are asking the worst person possible for that.