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Beating My Schlong Real Hard In A Marxist Way @evilsoup.bsky.social · 1h

I just ate a very tasty sandwich (bread, lettuce, chicken kosher ham, homemade cheese, a tad bit of grounded black peper, home grown calabresa pepper, a tad bit of homemade mayo and scrambled eggs)

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Beating My Schlong Real Hard In A Marxist Way @evilsoup.bsky.social · 9h

Mirage would be a pure breed dog guy.
He would have like, fully purebred dogs with a full registration and thst solely eats the best raw food possible.

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Beating My Schlong Real Hard In A Marxist Way @evilsoup.bsky.social · 10h

Somehow I destroyed my own capability of listening to any Steven Universe adjacent theme bc I can't ever forget how CLOSE to Transformers it is.

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Beating My Schlong Real Hard In A Marxist Way @evilsoup.bsky.social · 10h

Having friends abroad is so awesome.

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Beating My Schlong Real Hard In A Marxist Way @evilsoup.bsky.social · 13h

My biggest pet peeve with lavk of "mean" in art isn't just bc it creates boring characters and a slog story, but also bc it shows a big problem with modern media: the lack of critical analytical power. People moralize everything. And in doing so they can't see issues beyond morality or the message.

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Beating My Schlong Real Hard In A Marxist Way @evilsoup.bsky.social · 15h

Unfortunately I am way too pathetic to be intimidating.

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Beating My Schlong Real Hard In A Marxist Way @evilsoup.bsky.social · 20h

Some of my favorite hoaxes (mostly aliens) in Brazil:
The Devil-Baby from ABC Paulista, Taubaté pregnancy hoax, ET Bilu, Varginha UFOs, the Ass-Sucker from Goiâninha, the ex-president Dilma Rousseff eating a pidgeon, Ratanabá underground ancient city, URSAL communist LatAm plan, the Gay Student Kit.

Beating My Schlong Real Hard In A Marxist Way @evilsoup.bsky.social · 1d

TFDYM once for shits and giggles they invented the Devil-Baby just bc they were bored? Or the military operation over ovnis is called Operation Saucer? Or even that if you dropout of uni or take too long to get a diploma as a uni student you become a dog/cat/monkey/capybara?

Beating My Schlong Real Hard In A Marxist Way @evilsoup.bsky.social · 1d

Ngl I have to go back to writing solely bc nothing is funnier than brazilian folklore and hoaxes.

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Beating My Schlong Real Hard In A Marxist Way @evilsoup.bsky.social · 1d

TFDYM once for shits and giggles they invented the Devil-Baby just bc they were bored? Or the military operation over ovnis is called Operation Saucer? Or even that if you dropout of uni or take too long to get a diploma as a uni student you become a dog/cat/monkey/capybara?

Beating My Schlong Real Hard In A Marxist Way @evilsoup.bsky.social · 1d

Ngl I have to go back to writing solely bc nothing is funnier than brazilian folklore and hoaxes.

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Beating My Schlong Real Hard In A Marxist Way @evilsoup.bsky.social · 1d

Ngl I have to go back to writing solely bc nothing is funnier than brazilian folklore and hoaxes.

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Beating My Schlong Real Hard In A Marxist Way @evilsoup.bsky.social · 1d

I deadass aspire to be like him.

Transformers Wiki @tfwiki.net · 1d

Although this week’s #BehindTheBots star has worked for Takara as a concept artist and illustrator, HIROFUMI ICHIKAWA is well-known for his high-concept Transformers prose, which include “Binaltech”, “Alternity”, and various Masterpiece bios!

tfwiki.net/wiki/Hirofum...

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Engy @energ0n.bsky.social · 5d

My boys! 💙🧡

#tfa #jettwins

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Beating My Schlong Real Hard In A Marxist Way @evilsoup.bsky.social · 1d

Shout out to horses.

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The bones of Natasha 🏴🌻 @alterici.bsky.social · 10d

Art doesn't hurt people. The robot that fosters cognitive decline, induces mental illness, pollutes entire towns, shares private data with the fascist police state, and also talks people into killing themselves DOES.

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saag🔞 @saagelius.bsky.social · Sep 20

"How badly a cartoon character gets treated isn't the problem, the problem is that people might be jacking off to impure thoughts" literally who gives a shit you insufferable god-fearing fucking wimp go back to the kids' table

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Alex Degen (Magic Serple 2025) @adactivity.bsky.social · 10d

This is cool after the war on everything called “porn” by platforms and payment processors. A machine that stole all your words can generate and sell “erotica” but you can’t haaa

Matt Burgess (WIRED) @mattburgess1.bsky.social · 10d

Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year

We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.

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Beating My Schlong Real Hard In A Marxist Way @evilsoup.bsky.social · 1d

The sole way to read comics is to find the first random comic in a pirating site and then go reading up there and then find another random ass volume and go following up from there.

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Beating My Schlong Real Hard In A Marxist Way @evilsoup.bsky.social · 2d

I can't describe how funny it is to live in a multicultural country with catholic holidays. They used to use real donated human hair in scuptures of Christ.

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Beating My Schlong Real Hard In A Marxist Way @evilsoup.bsky.social · 2d

It was a very weird freak accident.

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Θ∆ Furry-to-Slurry Pipeline Θ∆ @redteef.bsky.social · Sep 13

Someone just posed this in a chat that I'm in and I feel incredibly called out >.>

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Beating My Schlong Real Hard In A Marxist Way @evilsoup.bsky.social · 2d

Just to give an idea how my week is turning: my dog almost ripped a chunk of my nose accidentaly (fortunately it was just a small part).

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Beating My Schlong Real Hard In A Marxist Way @evilsoup.bsky.social · 2d

I find it so funny to compare catholic traditions between countries bc in my region during the Easter people cosplay as roman soldiers seeking Jesus Christ to torture and kill him as a way to get rid of sin.
Mind you, there is also the recreation of the torture of Christ.