EvilHayama
@evilh.bsky.social
Age verification?
If you wanted to meet in person you had to arrange a specific time and place well in advance, and if someone was late you just had to wait for them.
Also you wanted to meet people in person.
If you wanted to meet in person you had to arrange a specific time and place well in advance, and if someone was late you just had to wait for them.
Also you wanted to meet people in person.
Age verification?
If you wanted to know a fact, you had to go to the library, or if you were lucky, pull out one of the musty old encyclopedia britannica volumes in the living room
If you wanted to know a fact, you had to go to the library, or if you were lucky, pull out one of the musty old encyclopedia britannica volumes in the living room
Age verification?
I used to have to stick my finger into one of several holes in a phone and rotate a circular piece of plastic, repeating the process a certain number of times to input the number I wanted to call.
I used to have to stick my finger into one of several holes in a phone and rotate a circular piece of plastic, repeating the process a certain number of times to input the number I wanted to call.
February 10, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Age verification?
If you wanted to meet in person you had to arrange a specific time and place well in advance, and if someone was late you just had to wait for them.
Also you wanted to meet people in person.
If you wanted to meet in person you had to arrange a specific time and place well in advance, and if someone was late you just had to wait for them.
Also you wanted to meet people in person.
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Anyone in Adelaide?
We're doing a comedy show at Fringe.
Not Oglaf, exactly, but by the same folks.
Come and say hi!
adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/on...
We're doing a comedy show at Fringe.
Not Oglaf, exactly, but by the same folks.
Come and say hi!
adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/on...
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Anyone in Adelaide?
We're doing a comedy show at Fringe.
Not Oglaf, exactly, but by the same folks.
Come and say hi!
adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/on...
We're doing a comedy show at Fringe.
Not Oglaf, exactly, but by the same folks.
Come and say hi!
adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/on...
Not a bad idea but my kids would pass this test XD
shoutout to @amazingthew.bsky.social for the actual answer to discord adult verification
February 10, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Not a bad idea but my kids would pass this test XD
Overwatch going extreme anti-rivals here, from upping the character releases to jetpack cat memes to rando collab with sanrio. Might actually get me to play though, if only for the storyline focus!
Blizzard announces plans to overhaul Overwatch 2, starting with reverting the name to just Overwatch. The FPS will get five new heroes next week when a new season begins, and five more heroes over the course of the year.
More: www.bluesnews.com/s/294134/
More: www.bluesnews.com/s/294134/
February 5, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Overwatch going extreme anti-rivals here, from upping the character releases to jetpack cat memes to rando collab with sanrio. Might actually get me to play though, if only for the storyline focus!
My god, just seeing the title card for Bluey's Sleepytime episode brings me to tears -_- Such a good show.
February 4, 2026 at 4:41 AM
My god, just seeing the title card for Bluey's Sleepytime episode brings me to tears -_- Such a good show.
Full Lumines Arise soundtrack on Youtube! www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOwf...
Hydelic & Takako Ishida - Lumines Arise Original Soundtrack [OFFICIAL]
YouTube video by Hydelic
www.youtube.com
February 3, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Full Lumines Arise soundtrack on Youtube! www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOwf...
Had a great day entertaining kids AND i found my lost glasses! And now... zzzzzzz
February 1, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Had a great day entertaining kids AND i found my lost glasses! And now... zzzzzzz
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My Reel is up to 74k views... The algorithm loves it apparently!
January 30, 2026 at 3:51 AM
My Reel is up to 74k views... The algorithm loves it apparently!
Science Saru are making a GiTS, with big hair! and tachikomas! Unfortunately the teaser only seems to be on the bird site but it looks fun :)
January 30, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Science Saru are making a GiTS, with big hair! and tachikomas! Unfortunately the teaser only seems to be on the bird site but it looks fun :)
I posted one 3d printed mechanism and tagged it, got 2k views. Posted another and overnight got 24k... This is the start of my 3d printing influencer arc!?
January 27, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I posted one 3d printed mechanism and tagged it, got 2k views. Posted another and overnight got 24k... This is the start of my 3d printing influencer arc!?
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If you're looking for a sign to switch careers: this is the sign.
January 18, 2026 at 12:44 AM
If you're looking for a sign to switch careers: this is the sign.
I have used Ian's Speed Knot for so long I can't remember... Tried to teach it to the kids but they liked the slow way better??
For over a decade I have tied my shoes one specific way: Ian's Secure Shoelace Knot. I learned it from Ian (aka Professor Shoelace) whose site is over two decades old. The knot has never failed me. I spoke with Ian about knots and the dangers of the modern internet. aftermath.site/ians-shoelac...
Ian's Is Still The Best Site For Tying Your Shoelaces
Ian's Shoelace Site has been teaching people to tie their shoes for more than two decades. His knots are wonderful. But it is vulnerable to the forces tearing the internet apart.
aftermath.site
January 15, 2026 at 4:58 AM
I have used Ian's Speed Knot for so long I can't remember... Tried to teach it to the kids but they liked the slow way better??
I joined the Discord for my local 3d printing filament guy, he's definitely a baby with a business... swears like a sailor, slags off people who mess with orders... One day he's going cancel himself and I'll have to go elsewhere :(
January 12, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I joined the Discord for my local 3d printing filament guy, he's definitely a baby with a business... swears like a sailor, slags off people who mess with orders... One day he's going cancel himself and I'll have to go elsewhere :(
American-written puzzles seem to assume a familiarity with like... every person who's ever been on SNL... Is it that big? The stupid thing was basically never on Australian TV so I know basically zero people on it apart from the ones who got movies later on :(
January 11, 2026 at 10:33 PM
American-written puzzles seem to assume a familiarity with like... every person who's ever been on SNL... Is it that big? The stupid thing was basically never on Australian TV so I know basically zero people on it apart from the ones who got movies later on :(
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
Part of my job now is to find out if previously-innocent software has been infested with AI or cloud garbage, and if it has, tell researcers how to turn all that shit off or find an alternative. What a fun job!
January 8, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Part of my job now is to find out if previously-innocent software has been infested with AI or cloud garbage, and if it has, tell researcers how to turn all that shit off or find an alternative. What a fun job!
OK AI, generate me a moving image of me as a sexy DJ.
Affirmative, two images of you looking like sexy Mortal Kombat characters like you asked
Affirmative, two images of you looking like sexy Mortal Kombat characters like you asked
January 7, 2026 at 11:38 AM
OK AI, generate me a moving image of me as a sexy DJ.
Affirmative, two images of you looking like sexy Mortal Kombat characters like you asked
Affirmative, two images of you looking like sexy Mortal Kombat characters like you asked
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Here's Eve the 3 month old capybara at the Miami Zoo demonstrating one of the OTHER many ways capys have of moving through the water: half-hearted bipedalism.
Note that eyes, ears and nostrils are fully above the water line.
Note that eyes, ears and nostrils are fully above the water line.
a frog is swimming in a body of water and looking at something
Alt: Eve the Capybara from the Miami Zoo is walking on hind legs in water that rises to her nostrils.
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Here's Eve the 3 month old capybara at the Miami Zoo demonstrating one of the OTHER many ways capys have of moving through the water: half-hearted bipedalism.
Note that eyes, ears and nostrils are fully above the water line.
Note that eyes, ears and nostrils are fully above the water line.
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This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.
January 6, 2026 at 2:53 AM
This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.
Rewatched Arietty and the human boy gives a truly brutal speech about how borrowers are fated to go extinct, what a dick.
January 6, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Rewatched Arietty and the human boy gives a truly brutal speech about how borrowers are fated to go extinct, what a dick.
Writing and deleting sad world post, no one needs to know. Instead watch these vids on how the news from the rest of the countries in the world: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiG1...
One Piece of News From Every Country in the World
YouTube video by Wendover Productions
www.youtube.com
January 5, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Writing and deleting sad world post, no one needs to know. Instead watch these vids on how the news from the rest of the countries in the world: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiG1...
Classic Taskmaster cast: two people I don't know but seem funny, one very famous, one I've heard of (from her podcast) and one sacrificial old person.
Your Taskmaster Series 21 cast: Amy Gledhill, Armando Iannucci, Joanna Page, Joel Dommett and Kumail Nanjiani
January 5, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Classic Taskmaster cast: two people I don't know but seem funny, one very famous, one I've heard of (from her podcast) and one sacrificial old person.