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good morning everyone. the president of the united states is a demented pedophile who shit his pants on national tv but you still have to go to work like everything is normal
February 2, 2026 at 12:10 PM
good morning everyone. the president of the united states is a demented pedophile who shit his pants on national tv but you still have to go to work like everything is normal
Want to ask my ghostly bud about so many things today, but the veil is only permeable where they can listen, and I can’t imagine candor in that context
February 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Want to ask my ghostly bud about so many things today, but the veil is only permeable where they can listen, and I can’t imagine candor in that context
So what do you guys all think the Epstein Nation is doing with the kids they’re taking to the concentration camps?
February 1, 2026 at 5:04 PM
So what do you guys all think the Epstein Nation is doing with the kids they’re taking to the concentration camps?
A lot of people are going to spread conspiracy theories saying that Elon Musk didn’t kill himself, he was murdered. I think the truth will be that he did, just like his friend Jeff. It’ll just be hard to deal with because it’ll be convenient to the awful and unsatisfying to the rest of us.
January 31, 2026 at 4:32 PM
A lot of people are going to spread conspiracy theories saying that Elon Musk didn’t kill himself, he was murdered. I think the truth will be that he did, just like his friend Jeff. It’ll just be hard to deal with because it’ll be convenient to the awful and unsatisfying to the rest of us.
late night class means I didn’t sleep enough. Need to somehow Patience my way through today
January 28, 2026 at 2:15 PM
late night class means I didn’t sleep enough. Need to somehow Patience my way through today
Teacher group chat is reacting to bomb threat. We’re not closing. Cops checked it out, and while I have no faith in them, a lot of schools got the same threats. I’m mostly disturbed by reading how stressed some of the teachers are.
January 26, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Teacher group chat is reacting to bomb threat. We’re not closing. Cops checked it out, and while I have no faith in them, a lot of schools got the same threats. I’m mostly disturbed by reading how stressed some of the teachers are.
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a skilled ER nurse with a deep sense of civic responsibility is exactly the kind of person you want carrying a firearm.
every ICE employee should be barred from touching anything deadlier than a butter knife for the rest of their natural lives.
every ICE employee should be barred from touching anything deadlier than a butter knife for the rest of their natural lives.
January 25, 2026 at 5:37 AM
a skilled ER nurse with a deep sense of civic responsibility is exactly the kind of person you want carrying a firearm.
every ICE employee should be barred from touching anything deadlier than a butter knife for the rest of their natural lives.
every ICE employee should be barred from touching anything deadlier than a butter knife for the rest of their natural lives.
When they trained us to patrol, we learned the phrase, “move out, and draw fire.” We understood that the aim of the exercise was to be a visible target. I saw that kegseth guy say the words to a bunch of generals, and then a bunch of dipshits in masks started doing it.
Among the many reasons Gregory Bovino is a worm of a man is the fact that he is an enthusiastic participant in a strategy that is attempting to offer up the lives of the men under his command as some kind of blood sacrifice.
January 25, 2026 at 4:36 PM
When they trained us to patrol, we learned the phrase, “move out, and draw fire.” We understood that the aim of the exercise was to be a visible target. I saw that kegseth guy say the words to a bunch of generals, and then a bunch of dipshits in masks started doing it.
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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
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Democrats can and must make it clear there will be trials and anyone even somewhat associated with ICE will face them. Maybe give a quit-your-job deadline on appeasement and give people 72 hours. I don't know. But currently the plan is to let them murder us in the street and get away with it.
January 24, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Democrats can and must make it clear there will be trials and anyone even somewhat associated with ICE will face them. Maybe give a quit-your-job deadline on appeasement and give people 72 hours. I don't know. But currently the plan is to let them murder us in the street and get away with it.
This is the moderate position
Trials for every ICE member.
January 24, 2026 at 6:57 PM
This is the moderate position
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Trials for every ICE member.
January 24, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Trials for every ICE member.
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There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 AM
There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
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And I fucking hate the caveats especially "NO CRIMINAL RECORD."
People who have criminal records ALSO deserve dignity. OK.
People who have criminal records ALSO deserve dignity. OK.
January 19, 2026 at 5:50 AM
And I fucking hate the caveats especially "NO CRIMINAL RECORD."
People who have criminal records ALSO deserve dignity. OK.
People who have criminal records ALSO deserve dignity. OK.
They leak videos that prove they are murderers while telling you the videos exonerate them because they are murderers who think it’s funny. They’re telling jokes. Is the joke funny to them? That matters less to them than that the joke makes you bummed. They hate you. They hate themselves. They hate.
That wasn’t a “rogue agent.”
These are Actual Fucking Nazis. They point their guns at you and tell you they will shoot you because they are Actual Fucking Nazis who want to shoot you with guns. This is the result they prefer. Their bosses want them to earn a few in return to justify the crackdown.
These are Actual Fucking Nazis. They point their guns at you and tell you they will shoot you because they are Actual Fucking Nazis who want to shoot you with guns. This is the result they prefer. Their bosses want them to earn a few in return to justify the crackdown.
January 10, 2026 at 1:18 AM
They leak videos that prove they are murderers while telling you the videos exonerate them because they are murderers who think it’s funny. They’re telling jokes. Is the joke funny to them? That matters less to them than that the joke makes you bummed. They hate you. They hate themselves. They hate.
That wasn’t a “rogue agent.”
These are Actual Fucking Nazis. They point their guns at you and tell you they will shoot you because they are Actual Fucking Nazis who want to shoot you with guns. This is the result they prefer. Their bosses want them to earn a few in return to justify the crackdown.
These are Actual Fucking Nazis. They point their guns at you and tell you they will shoot you because they are Actual Fucking Nazis who want to shoot you with guns. This is the result they prefer. Their bosses want them to earn a few in return to justify the crackdown.
January 8, 2026 at 2:15 PM
That wasn’t a “rogue agent.”
These are Actual Fucking Nazis. They point their guns at you and tell you they will shoot you because they are Actual Fucking Nazis who want to shoot you with guns. This is the result they prefer. Their bosses want them to earn a few in return to justify the crackdown.
These are Actual Fucking Nazis. They point their guns at you and tell you they will shoot you because they are Actual Fucking Nazis who want to shoot you with guns. This is the result they prefer. Their bosses want them to earn a few in return to justify the crackdown.
I saw that the district was dictating the training on ai and thought it might be about how to deal with all the shit kids are getting up to with it, but it was actually just to tell everyone about the ai tools they fed the kid-teaching money to.
January 7, 2026 at 2:04 PM
I saw that the district was dictating the training on ai and thought it might be about how to deal with all the shit kids are getting up to with it, but it was actually just to tell everyone about the ai tools they fed the kid-teaching money to.
lol. That kid had the kornzillaest eyes I’ve ever seen. He got sent to the nurse’s office because the substitute thought he had pinkeye. 0% chance the nurse doesn’t know better. Wonder how that went
December 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
lol. That kid had the kornzillaest eyes I’ve ever seen. He got sent to the nurse’s office because the substitute thought he had pinkeye. 0% chance the nurse doesn’t know better. Wonder how that went
A lot of teachers: kids just want to be on their phones. They won’t listen. You can’t get them to do anything.
Me: Bro you can’t lay down and give up. If you finish the mile and beat that guy over there’s time, I’ll let you watch YouTube on your phone for the rest of class.
LOL.
Me: Bro you can’t lay down and give up. If you finish the mile and beat that guy over there’s time, I’ll let you watch YouTube on your phone for the rest of class.
LOL.
December 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
A lot of teachers: kids just want to be on their phones. They won’t listen. You can’t get them to do anything.
Me: Bro you can’t lay down and give up. If you finish the mile and beat that guy over there’s time, I’ll let you watch YouTube on your phone for the rest of class.
LOL.
Me: Bro you can’t lay down and give up. If you finish the mile and beat that guy over there’s time, I’ll let you watch YouTube on your phone for the rest of class.
LOL.
I stayed late at work today
December 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I stayed late at work today
I am not in the best headspace for Thanksgiving. I might be in the Best Headspace for Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I am not in the best headspace for Thanksgiving. I might be in the Best Headspace for Thanksgiving
Bro you had a guy willing to face down impossible odds and accept self-sacrifice to violently resist video game level evil on behalf of others and you locked him in a personalized Saw trap. There are a lot of incorrect responses. My lol is just fine.
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Bro you had a guy willing to face down impossible odds and accept self-sacrifice to violently resist video game level evil on behalf of others and you locked him in a personalized Saw trap. There are a lot of incorrect responses. My lol is just fine.
About to watch Space Balls with my son for the first time
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
About to watch Space Balls with my son for the first time
Donald Trump says my Drill Sergeants should be put to death for teaching the U.S. doctrine that members of the military have a duty to refuse illegal orders, and that “I was just following orders” is not a valid defense.
I think that’s fucked up and bad.
Suckers and Losers all.
I think that’s fucked up and bad.
Suckers and Losers all.
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Donald Trump says my Drill Sergeants should be put to death for teaching the U.S. doctrine that members of the military have a duty to refuse illegal orders, and that “I was just following orders” is not a valid defense.
I think that’s fucked up and bad.
Suckers and Losers all.
I think that’s fucked up and bad.
Suckers and Losers all.
It’s Friday. It’s going to be a Day. I think the kids get to listen to a Holocaust survivor today. This stuff felt less relevant to me as a kid, but these kids are 67% more engaged than I was. I hope none of them decide it’s a good time to Be Funny
November 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
It’s Friday. It’s going to be a Day. I think the kids get to listen to a Holocaust survivor today. This stuff felt less relevant to me as a kid, but these kids are 67% more engaged than I was. I hope none of them decide it’s a good time to Be Funny