Evan
@evcomedy.bsky.social
Writer for ComicBook.com
Former Writer Paramount, Collider, US Weekly, Complex
Former Writer Paramount, Collider, US Weekly, Complex
Me thinking whether I should see Return to Silent Hill in a movie theater, knowing it's going to be dog water.
January 21, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Me thinking whether I should see Return to Silent Hill in a movie theater, knowing it's going to be dog water.
I can’t believe how good Primate was. I’m stunned. It doesn’t reinvent the wheel, it just makes a darn good wheel.
January 8, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I can’t believe how good Primate was. I’m stunned. It doesn’t reinvent the wheel, it just makes a darn good wheel.
I cannot tell you how worried I was about Primal season 3 foregoing the original anthology style to instead focus on "Zombie Spear." I was a fool. I cannot stress enough how absolutely amazing season 3 is and how it might arguably be the best season of the show.
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Primal Season 3 Is the Best Season of the Adult Swim Show Yet (Review)
Genndy Tartakovsky's Primal has somehow done the impossible as Season 3 is even better than the first two masterpieces
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January 5, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I cannot tell you how worried I was about Primal season 3 foregoing the original anthology style to instead focus on "Zombie Spear." I was a fool. I cannot stress enough how absolutely amazing season 3 is and how it might arguably be the best season of the show.
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Humble brag. I actually lost a lot of weight this year. I shaved my beard this week and being able to see my chin and jaw line nearly completely bereft of any fat is bizarre.
December 31, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Humble brag. I actually lost a lot of weight this year. I shaved my beard this week and being able to see my chin and jaw line nearly completely bereft of any fat is bizarre.
I wish more folks watched “From.” I feel like every episode is a bottle episode and it still really works.
December 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I wish more folks watched “From.” I feel like every episode is a bottle episode and it still really works.
I like how in Jingle All The Way, Arnold is terrified of Phil Hartman stealing his wife because Hartman is a genuinely good person and Arnold is a pos who breaks every promise to his son.
December 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I like how in Jingle All The Way, Arnold is terrified of Phil Hartman stealing his wife because Hartman is a genuinely good person and Arnold is a pos who breaks every promise to his son.
It sure is peachy keen having the most unrepentant piece of human shit in charge of the country. Like holy FUCK dude.
December 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It sure is peachy keen having the most unrepentant piece of human shit in charge of the country. Like holy FUCK dude.
Was I the only one who could feel the white hot hatred David Dastmalchian had for Andrew Schultz radiating off the screen by the way?
December 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Was I the only one who could feel the white hot hatred David Dastmalchian had for Andrew Schultz radiating off the screen by the way?
How fing tall is that guy who plays Zangief? Like 8’2??
December 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
How fing tall is that guy who plays Zangief? Like 8’2??
I’ll always be such a sucker for Resident Evil. I’ll buy every game you can’t stop me.
December 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I’ll always be such a sucker for Resident Evil. I’ll buy every game you can’t stop me.
Why do they have to be weird AND evil? Why can't they just be weird OR evil?
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December 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Why do they have to be weird AND evil? Why can't they just be weird OR evil?
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The success of DC’s Compact Comics is something old comic heads could see coming. People WANT to read comics but there’s been a price barrier and/or a format barrier for the casuals. The Compact Comics address both issues (also I just bought my first one as I heard good things about Far Sector)
December 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The success of DC’s Compact Comics is something old comic heads could see coming. People WANT to read comics but there’s been a price barrier and/or a format barrier for the casuals. The Compact Comics address both issues (also I just bought my first one as I heard good things about Far Sector)
I was not expecting Stranger Things to have one of the most gruesome death scenes I've ever seen in any piece of fiction. WILD.
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I was not expecting Stranger Things to have one of the most gruesome death scenes I've ever seen in any piece of fiction. WILD.
Excuse me while I spend the next hour laughing at the final five seconds of the Chair Company finale.
December 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Excuse me while I spend the next hour laughing at the final five seconds of the Chair Company finale.
Wicked’s Tin Man being portrayed online as a hate-filled incel is the funniest thing this year. I can’t stop laughing.
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Wicked’s Tin Man being portrayed online as a hate-filled incel is the funniest thing this year. I can’t stop laughing.
Watching House of Dynamite with the Mrs and seeing stuff about DC in these fictional worlds is funny because in the real world, Trump would be screeching “I CAN PUNCH A NUCLEAR BOMB! THE BOMB ISNT REAL! FAKE NEWS!!”
November 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Watching House of Dynamite with the Mrs and seeing stuff about DC in these fictional worlds is funny because in the real world, Trump would be screeching “I CAN PUNCH A NUCLEAR BOMB! THE BOMB ISNT REAL! FAKE NEWS!!”
Finally read Astro City. Pound for pound the greatest superhero comic of all time. Kurt Busiek the goat.
November 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Finally read Astro City. Pound for pound the greatest superhero comic of all time. Kurt Busiek the goat.
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Watching Predator 2 because I haven’t seen it in a REALLY long time and my God guys….the FASHION.
November 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Watching Predator 2 because I haven’t seen it in a REALLY long time and my God guys….the FASHION.
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Hey ChatGPT: Please generate an image of a man thoroughly devoid of any and all human empathy.
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Hey ChatGPT: Please generate an image of a man thoroughly devoid of any and all human empathy.
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WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING AT THE CUOMO PARTY IM CRYINGGGGG
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING AT THE CUOMO PARTY IM CRYINGGGGG
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I remember seeing Bill Skarsgard as Pennywise for the first time and thinking, "Oh hell no, this isn't going to work," because I was such a big fan of Tim Curry's take. Props to Skarsgard because he has really made that alien spider clown his own.
October 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I remember seeing Bill Skarsgard as Pennywise for the first time and thinking, "Oh hell no, this isn't going to work," because I was such a big fan of Tim Curry's take. Props to Skarsgard because he has really made that alien spider clown his own.
I think my favorite introduction to a slasher villain is Chucky from Childs Play, because it goes from zero to 8 million in the blink of an eye.
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Child's Play (1988) - Chucky Escapes Scene (4/12) | Movieclips
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October 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I think my favorite introduction to a slasher villain is Chucky from Childs Play, because it goes from zero to 8 million in the blink of an eye.
youtu.be/3lyx7UsMqmc?...
youtu.be/3lyx7UsMqmc?...