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Evan Sutton
@evansutton.bsky.social
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Han Shot first. Making trouble @ Firekit Campaigns and baking pie. Formerly AFT, New Organizing, Obama '08. It's good to punch Nazis. firekitcampaigns.com
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6.1 million Americans will fly over Thanksgiving, and that's made possible by 223,000 cabin crew members who keep flights in the air. But those 223k professionals combined earn less than half of what Elon will bring in if he gets his trillion dollar bonus. @flyingwithsara.bsky.social #teslatakedown
November 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Nothing says fighting for working people like hanging out with ICE Barbie amirite? Wonder how the Latino truckers who pay this piece of shit's salary feel about this. I hope Teamsters send this class traitor packing next year.
Scab sellout piece of shit Sean O'Brien and his apparently maga girlfriend yukking it up with concentration camp crusader Kristi Noem.
November 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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All the money in the world and not a single person who genuinely loves him. #teslatakedown #NoTrillionaires
Smol Dog with a sign that reads "imagine having a trillion dollars and still being the world's biggest loser" with a picture of giant loser Elon Musk under a pile of poop. Behind him the 15yo with his giant "Tesla funds fascists" sign
November 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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9 months in and we're going strong every week in Seattle. From @dashdog.bsky.social's new weekly signs to the Tesla Funds Fascists sign the 15yo made week 1, we're proud to be in this fight with our friends @defundmusk.bsky.social and @troublemakers.bsky.social ✊ #NoTrillionaires #teslatakedown
The 15-year-old with his 3x4 ft sign that says Tesla funds fascists and a giant image of Elon saluting #teslatakedown best sign winner Smol Dog with a new sign that reads deport Elon Dude with an absolutely massive sign that reads honk if you're NOT on the Epstein list Inflatable frog in front of a bubble machine with a sign that reads "sometimes you have to flush twice" with Trump's hair in a toilet bowl, a second protestor with a sign that reads resist fascism and a big banner tied to the fence behind them that reads defundmusk.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Literally could not be less interested, LinkedIn. Great work.
Screenshot of linked in recommending that I follow Jimmy Donaldson, aka Mr Beast. Even my 14yo dudebro in training thinks Mr Beast is cooked.
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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MY FRENS ARE BACK!

Enjoy 75 seconds of raccoon eating popcorn ASMR. Yes, he's really about 8 inches away from me 🥰
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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No matter how many times I report Trump emails as spam and unsubscribe, they somehow keep making it into my primary Gmail inbox. It's almost as if Google is actively trying to force feed me this garbage.

The topper of this latest one was worth seeing tho, so I guess there's that.
Under a garish Trump Vance header, bold text reads "uh oh, troubles are boiling over" followed by a terrible AI image of glowering Donald Trump in an industrial kitchen and about to grab a pot with his bare hands that's boiling furiously over a gas flame.
November 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Gee I wonder why Mike Johnson has been so desperate to keep the House out of session
Email from Jeffrey Epstein dated 4/2/2011 that reads "i want you to realize that that dog that hasn't barked is trump...[redacted victim's name] didn't hours at my house with him ,, he has never once been mentioned. police chief, etc. im 75% done there"
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Holy shit, finally an op-ed that gets it!
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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A real thing that happened in our guillotine league this week. And it was working until the other team found out and bought an emergency hex nullification spell at halftime lol #fantasylife #fantasyfootball
Screenshot of Etsy item "Same day custom spell: UK Psychic Witch Tailored Ritual ($21.94). Note from buyer reads I am looking to put a temporary curse on Jalen Hurts, the QB of the Philadelphia Eagles. I want to curse him with the inability to score for the next 24 hours. Specifically, completing a minimal number of passes at all. I would like him to be unable to score more than six fantasy football points." An all-timer.
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Someone turned on (or didn't turn off) AI prompts in one of my Facebook mountain biking groups. This is how the people are responding so far 🤘
A bunch of people yelling about AI slop and demanding the mods turn it the fuck off
November 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Imagine being Gavin Newsom and thinking the way you win the Democratic nomination in 2028 is to get on stage and yuk it up with all these straight up fascists.
Tweet from Andrew Ross Sorkin listing the Dealbook Summit attendees which includes Gavin alongside a whole who's who of the fascist favorites, including Erikkka "I'm getting stuffed like a sofa" Kirk, Scott Bessent, David "I'm gonna buy all the media" Ellison, Larry "Everything Elon Does Is The Best" Fink, and Alex "I've Got a Program To Help Round Up Your Enemies" Karp.
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Even the dude who thinks we should try to win Elon back gets it. #SchumerGottaGo
Tweet from Ro Khanna after Senate Dems caved for nothing that reads Senator Schumer is no longer effective and should be replaced. If you can’t lead the fight to stop healthcare premiums from skyrocketing for Americans, what will you fight for?
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Government is shut down. Chaos in airports. 42 million going hungry. 24 million face skyrocketing healthcare costs. Economy in turmoil. And the president of the United States is in the Fox broadcast booth calling plays for a football game.
Donnie dipshit between the announcers in the Fox booth on November 9, record 40th day of the GOP shutdown
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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When you see what you want, you go out and get it
Photo of Erikkka Kirk wearing a suit that looks like the upholstery of a leather sofa with all those little button things. Text reads "Erika Kirk changing up her wardrobe for some reason 🤔"
November 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Eddie is very excited for NYC results to come in
An adorable black and white doodle smiling with his tongue out
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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That nepo baby is all hat, no cattle
He graduated from Stilwell High School in Stilwell, Oklahoma.[8] He attended Missouri Valley College in 1996, but did not graduate.[3] In 1997, at age 20, Mullin took over his father's business, Mullin Plumbing, when his father fell ill.
November 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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They'll be staying with their girlfriends in Canada while they get back on their feet.

The desperation is getting comical.
Screenshot of a sweaty ass post from ny post that reads Nearly a million New Yorkers ready to flee NYC if Mamdani becomes mayor — possibly igniting mass exodus: poll
November 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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I'll take "things that absolutely didn't happen and never will " for $1000, Alex 🙄
Screenshot of article from Yahoo finance with image of turd sniffer Sam Altman grinning like he just sniffed a fresh turd and the headline "Sam Altman says OpenAI’s revenue is ‘well more’ than reports of $13 billion a year and hints it could hit $100 billion by 2027"
November 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Eddie is extra cute this morning and demanded that I let you know. Ignore my floordrobe
Adorable black and white Aussie doodle smiling and/or yawning
October 31, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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These are literally the people who lost the 2024 election by putting Tim Walz on ice and having Kamala prance around with Liz Cheney and talk about her guns. GTFO, man. www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
It features input from a who’s who of top Democratic consultants — including David Axelrod; James Carville; David Plouffe, a top adviser to former Vice President Kamala Harris’ campaign; Lis Smith; and former Biden White House spokesperson Andrew Bates — as well as analysts and strategists like Nate Silver, Sarah Longwell and former Rep. Cheri Bustos of Illinois.
October 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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I appreciate that this story about the horror unleashed on Chicago and the courage of local residents is punctuated with moments like this appropriately savage takedown of costumed crusader Greg Bovino newrepublic.com/article/2023...
Screenshot from article reading Kids dressed in Halloween costumes walking to a parade do not pose an immediate threat to the safety of a law enforcement officer,” U.S. District Judge Sara Ellis told Border Patrol chief Gregory Bovino, a man who hates Halloween for children but loves to cosplay for work every day, in a hearing Tuesday. “You can’t use riot-control weapons against them,” she continued. “These kids, you can imagine their sense of safety was shattered on Saturday. And it’s going to take a long time for that to come back, if ever.” The Bovino dis is highlighted
October 31, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Looks like the Tesla subreddit culture is about as committed to freedom of speech as their dork fuhrer #teslatakedown www.reddit.com/r/RealTesla/...
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October 30, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Is this the single funniest political endorsement opener of all time? It just might be
Screenshot from The Stranger Senate Joint Resolution No. 8201 Vote Yes You’re in your late 30s to early 40s. Your back pain is manageable, but worsening daily. You think good music ended in 1997. The Reaper is coming for you. It won’t be long before Crocodile shows and craft cocktails are but a twilit memory, and your life revolves around the coming void. This slow decline will be expensive for you, or the cost will rest on the shoulders of your incorrigible, brainrotted children and their AI polycule. You should know. Your parents are dying right now and you’re dealing with it. (Your human polycule has been no help. We could’ve told you that.)
October 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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This is at least the third fake "Kelce defends Bad Bunny" post I've seen. I get a ton of fake AI generated stories about celebrities doing things that would make someone with my beliefs feel positively about them. Do conservatives get the same crap but tailored for them? Do they get AI rage bait?
Photo of Jason Kelce with an obviously bullshit quote he never said that reads "if Bad Bunny doesn't belong at the Super Bowl, maybe the folks crying about it don't belong in a country built on freedom, diversity and rhythm. Y'all scared of reggaeton but not instructions?"
October 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM