Evan
@evanschrauben.bsky.social
SalesForce is just SalesMass times SalesAcceleration.
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
SalesForce is just SalesMass times SalesAcceleration.
Celebration Police are fuming
NO WONDER SPURS WANTED TO SIGN EBERECHI EZE 😭
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Celebration Police are fuming
I’m having a weird day
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I’m having a weird day
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the bond franchise has already encountered and solved this problem
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
the bond franchise has already encountered and solved this problem
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Haven’t learned a cool new fact in a while
September 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Haven’t learned a cool new fact in a while
They did the monster fucking mash
September 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
They did the monster fucking mash
Me getting out of a beanbag chair:
Amon-Ra St Brown leaps into the seats ... Jared Goff ... uh... climbs in.
September 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Me getting out of a beanbag chair:
Batman:
I SAID THE JOKER IS A WANTED MAAAAAAAN
September 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Batman:
I will not believe in Daniel Jones until he shows me the holes in the palms of his hands
September 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I will not believe in Daniel Jones until he shows me the holes in the palms of his hands
Me choosing not to fight the Man U half of the bar today is call personal growth.
August 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Me choosing not to fight the Man U half of the bar today is call personal growth.
Watching the wnba with my wife and someone threw a damn dildo on the court like it’s a buffalo bills game.
July 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Watching the wnba with my wife and someone threw a damn dildo on the court like it’s a buffalo bills game.
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SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
My cat “meow”
My wife “what’s she saying”
Me “she wants a cigarette”
My wife “what’s she saying”
Me “she wants a cigarette”
July 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
My cat “meow”
My wife “what’s she saying”
Me “she wants a cigarette”
My wife “what’s she saying”
Me “she wants a cigarette”
Area Man Commits to Bit Instead of Wife
July 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Area Man Commits to Bit Instead of Wife
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If you see a faded sign
by the side of the road
that says 15 miles to the
by the side of the road
that says 15 miles to the
March 18, 2024 at 8:15 PM
If you see a faded sign
by the side of the road
that says 15 miles to the
by the side of the road
that says 15 miles to the