Evan Leslie Jokes
@evanlesliejones.bsky.social
Stand up comedian. So far I like it here.
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This guy was on TikTok telling people in the comments that they don’t have the “comedy pedigree” to criticize Tony Hinchcliffe
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This guy was on TikTok telling people in the comments that they don’t have the “comedy pedigree” to criticize Tony Hinchcliffe
My day job in LA is pet care. So many dogs named “Koda” in this city
November 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My day job in LA is pet care. So many dogs named “Koda” in this city
“SNL sucks and isn’t funny”
“They only have a week to write and rehearse it all though!”
“So you still admit it sucks”
“They only have a week to write and rehearse it all though!”
“So you still admit it sucks”
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 AM
“SNL sucks and isn’t funny”
“They only have a week to write and rehearse it all though!”
“So you still admit it sucks”
“They only have a week to write and rehearse it all though!”
“So you still admit it sucks”
I remember watching this in a video production class in like 8th grade, and some chick who was in 11th grade was like “you’re going to grow up and realize how pointless and stupid that is.” Well jokes on her cus I’m in my 30s now and this shit is still fucking awesome.
It wasn't deep. It didn't have much to say. But Xiao Xiao inspired millions to try Flash animation for themselves.
A Beijing artist made this series -- and turned stick fights into a phenomenon. We're exploring why and how he did it:
animationobsessive.substack.com/p/when-stick...
A Beijing artist made this series -- and turned stick fights into a phenomenon. We're exploring why and how he did it:
animationobsessive.substack.com/p/when-stick...
November 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I remember watching this in a video production class in like 8th grade, and some chick who was in 11th grade was like “you’re going to grow up and realize how pointless and stupid that is.” Well jokes on her cus I’m in my 30s now and this shit is still fucking awesome.
The only hope this country has left is if I can get super jacked again. Imagine me, just fucking swole. Just totally ripped. Like, imagine the country AFTER I get super buff as hell. Totally yolked. The nation, me muscular.
November 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The only hope this country has left is if I can get super jacked again. Imagine me, just fucking swole. Just totally ripped. Like, imagine the country AFTER I get super buff as hell. Totally yolked. The nation, me muscular.
I started creating video game content. Mostly long form videos about lore, game philosophy and theory, game storytelling, reviews, and eventually live streams. Focusing mostly on games from PS2 to current gen. Mostly action adventure, RPGs and narrative adventure games. First video in the works now.
November 2, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I started creating video game content. Mostly long form videos about lore, game philosophy and theory, game storytelling, reviews, and eventually live streams. Focusing mostly on games from PS2 to current gen. Mostly action adventure, RPGs and narrative adventure games. First video in the works now.
The people who seem to like my comedy least are rich white yuppies and disgruntled “casino boomers”
October 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The people who seem to like my comedy least are rich white yuppies and disgruntled “casino boomers”
Did a show with this comic on the road, and after the show he set up a merch table and sold t-shirts with memes on them. But not memes he made, or memes related to his material, just random memes from the internet. That’s the most roundabout way to make money off stolen jokes I’ve ever seen
October 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Did a show with this comic on the road, and after the show he set up a merch table and sold t-shirts with memes on them. But not memes he made, or memes related to his material, just random memes from the internet. That’s the most roundabout way to make money off stolen jokes I’ve ever seen
Better believe that if/when I get some kind of money, clout, or show I could book them on, all of a sudden I’m going to be “an important voice in comedy. And saying what needs to be said”
A lot of comedians absolutely do not fux with me anymore and most likely don’t like me bacuse I talk shit about the cult and it’s sacred cows. But you guys seem pretty cool so I’ll keep doing stand up and also talking shit.
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Better believe that if/when I get some kind of money, clout, or show I could book them on, all of a sudden I’m going to be “an important voice in comedy. And saying what needs to be said”
A lot of comedians absolutely do not fux with me anymore and most likely don’t like me bacuse I talk shit about the cult and it’s sacred cows. But you guys seem pretty cool so I’ll keep doing stand up and also talking shit.
October 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
A lot of comedians absolutely do not fux with me anymore and most likely don’t like me bacuse I talk shit about the cult and it’s sacred cows. But you guys seem pretty cool so I’ll keep doing stand up and also talking shit.
Every dumb fuck racist I’ve met is obsessed with this Russian MMA fighter. Dudes entire fighting career was rigged, trumped up bullshit put together by the Russian Mafia. But these idiots are like “he’s the greatest fighter of all time and peak human althtisism”
October 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Every dumb fuck racist I’ve met is obsessed with this Russian MMA fighter. Dudes entire fighting career was rigged, trumped up bullshit put together by the Russian Mafia. But these idiots are like “he’s the greatest fighter of all time and peak human althtisism”
You aren’t Paul Mooney, you didn’t have audience members walking out of your show because they were uncomfortable with the truth you were telling. You walked audience members because you’re boring and your comedy sucks ass.
October 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
You aren’t Paul Mooney, you didn’t have audience members walking out of your show because they were uncomfortable with the truth you were telling. You walked audience members because you’re boring and your comedy sucks ass.
“When you say Theo Von is a hack, right wing grifter it makes him so sad he can’t even perform at his own special taping” Ok, and? The dude is almost fucking 50 years old and we’re supposed to give a fuck if his feelings got hurt? Suck it up and write some actual jokes you bitch boy
October 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
“When you say Theo Von is a hack, right wing grifter it makes him so sad he can’t even perform at his own special taping” Ok, and? The dude is almost fucking 50 years old and we’re supposed to give a fuck if his feelings got hurt? Suck it up and write some actual jokes you bitch boy
You’re a Gen Z, your step dad just got back from his three day weekend at “Alpha Bootcamp for Champions” and he’s being extra dickish about you finishing all the milk, just because they told him if he doesn’t sell enough used cars at work someone else will fuck your mom.
October 28, 2025 at 6:25 AM
You’re a Gen Z, your step dad just got back from his three day weekend at “Alpha Bootcamp for Champions” and he’s being extra dickish about you finishing all the milk, just because they told him if he doesn’t sell enough used cars at work someone else will fuck your mom.
I’m not a Sean Penn fan, but I’ve gotta give him credit, not many famous movie stars are willing to sacrifice so much to have totally sick fucking biceps. Dude was like “ya my face and look like complete shit but my arms better look like Stallone in his prime, all the way up until the day I die”
October 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I’m not a Sean Penn fan, but I’ve gotta give him credit, not many famous movie stars are willing to sacrifice so much to have totally sick fucking biceps. Dude was like “ya my face and look like complete shit but my arms better look like Stallone in his prime, all the way up until the day I die”
It’s crazy that music, film, comedy, television and now even broadcasting are so over financed and gate kept, that indie-video games are where true outsider art comes from right now. Dev teams of 1 - 5 people, with no budget, can create masterpieces.
October 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It’s crazy that music, film, comedy, television and now even broadcasting are so over financed and gate kept, that indie-video games are where true outsider art comes from right now. Dev teams of 1 - 5 people, with no budget, can create masterpieces.
I am finally fulfilling my destiny of playing a character named “White Guy” in a comedy sketch. This is why I moved to Hollywood.
October 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I am finally fulfilling my destiny of playing a character named “White Guy” in a comedy sketch. This is why I moved to Hollywood.
It blows my mind when someone is fighting for Taylor Swifts honor online, and I click on their profile and they are an adult in their mid 40s to early 50s. That means you didn’t grow up with her music, you fell this head over heels into a parasocial relationship in your mid 30s or later.
October 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It blows my mind when someone is fighting for Taylor Swifts honor online, and I click on their profile and they are an adult in their mid 40s to early 50s. That means you didn’t grow up with her music, you fell this head over heels into a parasocial relationship in your mid 30s or later.
Doctor “Ok so I’m going to prescribe you this to help relax your body and mind so you can sleep. Take it at night when you are READY to go to sleep”
Me “…”
Doctor “You’re going to take it then fight to stay awake as long as you can aren’t you?”
Me “yup”
Me “…”
Doctor “You’re going to take it then fight to stay awake as long as you can aren’t you?”
Me “yup”
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Doctor “Ok so I’m going to prescribe you this to help relax your body and mind so you can sleep. Take it at night when you are READY to go to sleep”
Me “…”
Doctor “You’re going to take it then fight to stay awake as long as you can aren’t you?”
Me “yup”
Me “…”
Doctor “You’re going to take it then fight to stay awake as long as you can aren’t you?”
Me “yup”
I’m proud of society for finally seeing how much the comedians I hate suck. But I’m disappointed in society that it took this long to see it.
October 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I’m proud of society for finally seeing how much the comedians I hate suck. But I’m disappointed in society that it took this long to see it.
The only other group this smug, talentless, self indulgent, and obsessed with their own farts, is right wing pundits. This shit reads like Ben Shapiro wrote it.
October 13, 2025 at 12:36 PM
The only other group this smug, talentless, self indulgent, and obsessed with their own farts, is right wing pundits. This shit reads like Ben Shapiro wrote it.
Yes this is about Tom Segura
October 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Yes this is about Tom Segura
I’d prefer they be held responsible in front of a firing squad but I guess “in front of a senate committee” is a good first step
Listen to the response to this and look how easy it is to say it.
We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.
When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.
When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.
October 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I’d prefer they be held responsible in front of a firing squad but I guess “in front of a senate committee” is a good first step
I got my hair cut in a part of Glendale year where everyone was dressing like Brooklyn hipsters from 2009
October 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I got my hair cut in a part of Glendale year where everyone was dressing like Brooklyn hipsters from 2009
In my teens and early 20s I knew a bunch of dudes who loved smoking weed but were afraid that showing any kinds of joy or whimsy would make them look gay, so they would just smoke blunts in stone faced silence. And it’s like, giggling is one of the top 5 best side effects of weed my dudes. Chill
October 12, 2025 at 7:08 AM
In my teens and early 20s I knew a bunch of dudes who loved smoking weed but were afraid that showing any kinds of joy or whimsy would make them look gay, so they would just smoke blunts in stone faced silence. And it’s like, giggling is one of the top 5 best side effects of weed my dudes. Chill