Evan Leslie Jokes
@evanlesliejones.bsky.social
Stand up comedian. So far I like it here.
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The only members of the LAPD I’ve ever interacted with, deserve to be dead. Most incompetent, power hungry, low-IQ, racist, tiny dick loser subhumans on the planet.
December 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The only members of the LAPD I’ve ever interacted with, deserve to be dead. Most incompetent, power hungry, low-IQ, racist, tiny dick loser subhumans on the planet.
It’s so funny that Joe Rogan just wanted to be rich and write jokes, but he’s so fucking greedy that now he’s put himself in a position where he must die or be killed for the good of the world. What a dumbfuck.
December 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
It’s so funny that Joe Rogan just wanted to be rich and write jokes, but he’s so fucking greedy that now he’s put himself in a position where he must die or be killed for the good of the world. What a dumbfuck.
A new Christmas special, “Bullets On ICE.” Where this holiday season, we introduce high caliber bullets to the skulls of ICE agents. It’s a wonderful magical holiday extravaganza for the whole family!
December 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
A new Christmas special, “Bullets On ICE.” Where this holiday season, we introduce high caliber bullets to the skulls of ICE agents. It’s a wonderful magical holiday extravaganza for the whole family!
I’ve been playing a lot of blue collar working men or high level body guards/personal security guys, in vertical shorts produced by Chinese companies. That’s currently the highest source of income I have in my life.
December 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I’ve been playing a lot of blue collar working men or high level body guards/personal security guys, in vertical shorts produced by Chinese companies. That’s currently the highest source of income I have in my life.
Doctor doesn’t like it when they ask about adverse side effects from my medication and I say “the high wore off too fast”
December 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Doctor doesn’t like it when they ask about adverse side effects from my medication and I say “the high wore off too fast”
Joe Rogan in the mid 2000s “Christians are dumber than retarded children”
Joe Rogan Now “I think that Gronk may be the next coming of our lord and savior Jesus Christ”
Joe Rogan Now “I think that Gronk may be the next coming of our lord and savior Jesus Christ”
December 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Joe Rogan in the mid 2000s “Christians are dumber than retarded children”
Joe Rogan Now “I think that Gronk may be the next coming of our lord and savior Jesus Christ”
Joe Rogan Now “I think that Gronk may be the next coming of our lord and savior Jesus Christ”
So funny that these soft ass billionaire pussies consider themselves “masculine leadership.”
MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours°
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
December 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
So funny that these soft ass billionaire pussies consider themselves “masculine leadership.”
The best part about Elon and Peter Thiel being brutally killed, is that it would scare the shit out of Joe Rogan.
Seems like the best way to muderder a billionaire is to sell him tainted ketamine. Some dealer out there needs to do us all a favor and slip these fuckers some fentianl mixed with rat poison
December 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
The best part about Elon and Peter Thiel being brutally killed, is that it would scare the shit out of Joe Rogan.
Seems like the best way to muderder a billionaire is to sell him tainted ketamine. Some dealer out there needs to do us all a favor and slip these fuckers some fentianl mixed with rat poison
December 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Seems like the best way to muderder a billionaire is to sell him tainted ketamine. Some dealer out there needs to do us all a favor and slip these fuckers some fentianl mixed with rat poison
“The Fable” on Hulu is my current favorite new show. It’s my favorite sub-genre of fiction “gritty, subdued, Neo-noir action crime thriller.” But it’s also a pure comedy in a sub-genre that often is overwhelmingly grim and self-serious.
December 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
“The Fable” on Hulu is my current favorite new show. It’s my favorite sub-genre of fiction “gritty, subdued, Neo-noir action crime thriller.” But it’s also a pure comedy in a sub-genre that often is overwhelmingly grim and self-serious.
I filmed this 6 years go. Feels like 15. My new material is better and I’m much more grounded as a person now. But I’ve also become disillusioned with the what stand up has become. Business and politically. I think some time in the next two years I’m going to film a new one. youtu.be/ok1hAizriJo?...
Evan Leslie: I Believe in Aliens
YouTube video by Evan Jones
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December 5, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I filmed this 6 years go. Feels like 15. My new material is better and I’m much more grounded as a person now. But I’ve also become disillusioned with the what stand up has become. Business and politically. I think some time in the next two years I’m going to film a new one. youtu.be/ok1hAizriJo?...
I have it from a very good source that Tony Hinchcliffe is currently in the throws of heavy Ketamine addiction that he developed while partying with a billionaire in Austin who apparently isn’t Elon.
December 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I have it from a very good source that Tony Hinchcliffe is currently in the throws of heavy Ketamine addiction that he developed while partying with a billionaire in Austin who apparently isn’t Elon.
So glad I got to live during the peak shoplifting era betweeen the start of “self-check out” but before the dawn of facial recognition software
December 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
So glad I got to live during the peak shoplifting era betweeen the start of “self-check out” but before the dawn of facial recognition software
It took me fucking years for it to click, but I think I’m finally locked in on Cyber Punk 2077. Shit is hitting different for some reason.
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It took me fucking years for it to click, but I think I’m finally locked in on Cyber Punk 2077. Shit is hitting different for some reason.
Captial “G” Gamers using “NPC” as an insult is strange, NPCs have some of the deepest and most complex inter geometry and AI programming behind them, compared to basically any aspect of game creation.
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Captial “G” Gamers using “NPC” as an insult is strange, NPCs have some of the deepest and most complex inter geometry and AI programming behind them, compared to basically any aspect of game creation.
Stand up comedy has disappointed and pissed me off so much, that I have just started learning how to make 3D animation and coding for video game engines. Like fuck all this in jut going to build an entirely new world without this shit in it
December 1, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Stand up comedy has disappointed and pissed me off so much, that I have just started learning how to make 3D animation and coding for video game engines. Like fuck all this in jut going to build an entirely new world without this shit in it
This is true but also a joke. I’m chill with like 99% of furries. It’s AI dorks that are the weird freaks
I made fun of AI dorks and now a bunch of furies are very mad at me. I should have known there was a huge crossover between AI and people who need to draw cartoon horses fucking in order to jerk off
November 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This is true but also a joke. I’m chill with like 99% of furries. It’s AI dorks that are the weird freaks
I made fun of AI dorks and now a bunch of furies are very mad at me. I should have known there was a huge crossover between AI and people who need to draw cartoon horses fucking in order to jerk off
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I made fun of AI dorks and now a bunch of furies are very mad at me. I should have known there was a huge crossover between AI and people who need to draw cartoon horses fucking in order to jerk off
Never take your foot off the the neck of AI dorks
November 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Never take your foot off the the neck of AI dorks
Some AI loving loser tried to insult me on Threads. His pinned tweet is him saying he’s going to “make a living off of art.” 🤣 Anyway, listen to the complete dog-shit “music” this dude thinks he’s going to make a living off of. AI guys are the most dilusuinal virgin losers on the planet
November 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Some AI loving loser tried to insult me on Threads. His pinned tweet is him saying he’s going to “make a living off of art.” 🤣 Anyway, listen to the complete dog-shit “music” this dude thinks he’s going to make a living off of. AI guys are the most dilusuinal virgin losers on the planet
was on set. crew member kept trying to brag to everyone about how good he’s gotten at promting AI. No one gave a single fuck. They actively avoided talking to him. He was so proud of himself for being able to “prompt it PERFECTLY!” These losers are social pariahs, nobody likes or respects in person.
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
was on set. crew member kept trying to brag to everyone about how good he’s gotten at promting AI. No one gave a single fuck. They actively avoided talking to him. He was so proud of himself for being able to “prompt it PERFECTLY!” These losers are social pariahs, nobody likes or respects in person.
Googling “Anime I can show my dad that won’t be awkward as fuck to watch together”
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Googling “Anime I can show my dad that won’t be awkward as fuck to watch together”
Can’t wait to watch neither of these guys be able to do any of their own stunts because they’re old as fuck and the insurance would be too much for the movies total budget
the last Rush Hour movie came out in 2007 and had a significantly lower box office than 2, and now you're reviving it 20 years later as a personal vanity project of the unpopular President?
just one more data point for "David Ellison is going to run Paramount right into the fucking ground"
just one more data point for "David Ellison is going to run Paramount right into the fucking ground"
Rush Hour 4 is reportedly a go at Paramount – after Trump intervened on behalf of the movie.
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring the franchise back to the big screen
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring the franchise back to the big screen
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Can’t wait to watch neither of these guys be able to do any of their own stunts because they’re old as fuck and the insurance would be too much for the movies total budget
A lot of the comedians I used to be friends with, who have connected themselves to the Joe Rogan train for money, don’t speak to me anymore. Some have even directly told me I’m “too angry now.” Nah, you’re too much of a sellout pussy now, and I’m speaking the fucking truth with harsh overtones.
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
A lot of the comedians I used to be friends with, who have connected themselves to the Joe Rogan train for money, don’t speak to me anymore. Some have even directly told me I’m “too angry now.” Nah, you’re too much of a sellout pussy now, and I’m speaking the fucking truth with harsh overtones.
Imagine being stupid and weak enough to be an Evangelical Christian? I mean truly the dumbest fucking loser pieces of shit in America. Complete idiot tools
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Imagine being stupid and weak enough to be an Evangelical Christian? I mean truly the dumbest fucking loser pieces of shit in America. Complete idiot tools