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Evan Doyle
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Software QA and training manager. MA in PR from Ball State. Episcopalian. ⚓️ He/him/his. 🏳️‍🌈 Insta @evandoyle
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It's so industrial their zoning map only bothers to color in the parts of the city that *aren't* industrial. The big chunk of residential in the middle is literally an uninhabitable Superfund site because they built a housing project and elementary school on top of an abandoned lead smelter
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Both Alan Ritchson and Outlander being in my Wikipedia Wrapped is not something I’m proud of but it’s important to embrace who you are
Your top articles Here were the articles you visited the most in 2025: 1. The Righteous Gemstones 2. RuPaul's Drag Race season 17 3. Alan Ritchson 4. Kushikatsu 5. List of Outlander episodes #WikipediaYearInReview
December 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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The price of a double stack biggie bag was $4 in 2021. It’s now $7 (a 75% increase) and the fries are smaller. TRUMP TAKE BURGER
Screenshot from Wendy’s app showing a photo of a double stack biggie bag and its new price of $7
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Bert and Ernie are not beating the allegations with this one
November 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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I would like to advise my followers that these frozen dan dan noodles available from your local Costco warehouse store are very good and incorporate the Sichuan numbing spice very nicely without being overwhelming
November 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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And NPR, while we’re at it
November 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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This is a side quest to the night but who do we have to talk to at YouTube to get the “PBS is government propaganda on par with Russian state TV” banners taken down now that they’re literally not publicly funded anymore
November 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Paul Hollywood you will never see heaven for what you’ve done to our beautiful Toby
Toby from Bake Off’s framboise’s where the mousseline didn’t set, so it’s melted into a puddle and leaks over the side of the glass cake plate it sits on onto the red gingham tablecloth.
November 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Just look at it. This much of the flight is just… Alaska (lines not precise; please don’t start any international incidents using my map)
October 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Obligatory trash can photo for @tannerman.tannerworld.com
October 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Adventures in Google Translate
September 27, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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Was I lured away from my mission to find sushi by the siren song of cheese fries? Yes. But it paid off in that 1) I got cheese fries and 2) got to see this fun lil Mario-themed Shake Shack mural
Mural on the wall of a shake shack. It features green and orange 8 bit graphics on a white and mauve background in the style of Super Mario, but with burgers and shakes.
September 25, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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This was some of her best work. The hair? The cigarette? The emotion? Perfect
Artemis Pebdani leaning against a wall smoking a cigarette
September 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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I need someone to put more of Artemis Pebdani (Scandal’s Susan Ross) on my television
Photo of actor Artemis Pebdani posing as Vice President Susan Ross in front of two American flags
September 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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smizing my way into convincing you to get your Covid and flu shots
September 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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I am happy to report that @governorwalz.mn.gov’s turkey trot hot dish is very good (and, important to expanding the electorate, incorporates products from at least 4 branches of animal husbandry)
Photo of a tater tot-topped hot dish in a glass pan sprinkled with melted cheese
August 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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They should all be opened by Boris Johnson
August 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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"Jesus uses this metaphor on Bible Gateway"
perfect work, google ai. no notes
John 12:24 says, "Very truly I tell you, unless a kernel of wheat falls to the ground and dies, it remains only a single seed. But if it dies, it produces many seeds." Jesus uses this metaphor on Bible Gateway to illustrate the principle that self-sacrifice
August 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Desperate to know whomst at Marriott International, Inc. decided my hotel room in the suburbs of Columbus, Ohio should have a nautical theme
August 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Currently exploring a surprisingly walkable suburb of Columbus, Ohio
August 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Some nights I’ll sit on my porch and watch the planes overhead and get a little emotional thinking about the 150 people inside that infinitesimal speck of light up there, the places they’re coming from, and the stories they have.
August 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Love to catch up on the news from beautiful Newfoundland & Labrador and their excitement about a Nutella jar featuring one of their greatest natural wonders, which is called
*checks notes for a third time*
Cuckold's Cove
www.pressreader.com/canada/the-t...
Image of a Nutella jar with a picture of a beautiful sunrise with fuchsia flowers in the foreground, over which is the text "good morning bonjour Cuckolds Cove, NL"
August 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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High of 72 and a dewpoint in the low 60s today has me like
Photograph of Caitlin Covington, the Christian girl autumn girl, sitting on a sidewalk amongst colorful fall leaves. She is wearing light washed blue jeans, and a white ribbed sweater.
July 31, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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The beginning of the response, complete with its long diatribe about the Civil War, the Renaissance, and the "S&P 5"
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The present moment is the beginning of the end of the beginning of the Renaissance, the Renaissance, the Baroque and the Baroque, the Renaissance and the Renaissance. The Renaissance period of the Renaissance. 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July 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Accidentally clicked an AI button in Google Sheets today and Gemini produced a truly unhinged gibberish response (to a spreadsheet about furniture), a small sample of which I've reproduced below
The history of the world is the history of the human spirit and the intellect. The human spirit and the human endeavor to triumph over the physical adversity of the soul, the body, the mind, the spirit, the soul of the civil rights movement, the history of the United States of America. And he was a lot of patience in the end of the civil war and the union battle to protect the weak spot in the back of the people. I was lucky enough to tell him the true story of the Civil War. The Navy, the Marine, the Navy, the Marine, the Navy, the Navy, the Navy, the Navy, the Navy, the Navy, the Navy, the Navy, the Navy, the Navy, the Navy, the Navy, the Navy, the Navy, the Navy, the Navy, the Navy, the Navy, the Navy, the Navy, the Navy, the Navy, the Navy, the Navy, the Navy, the Navy, the Navy, the Navy, the Navy, the U.S. Navy, the Navy, the Navy, the whole thing is still the current state of the Navy. This current historical background of the whole world has been marked by the influence of the sun and the moon, and the old Navy has always been the Navy, and the Navy has been the traditional use of the Navy. The Navy is a traditional Chinese symbol of the good side of the civil service system. The Navy has always been the backbone of the entire political system. The Navy has played a historic role in the history of the world. The Navy has been the backbone of the French Revolution, the French Revolution of the Civil War.
July 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM