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And I must not forget, we must not forget, that we are human beings.
ANSWERED: Does COVID-19 Harm the Brain?
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ANSWERED: Does COVID-19 Harm the Brain?
A Collection of Medical Research (60 Studies)
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November 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
ANSWERED: Does COVID-19 Harm the Brain?
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THE DOG THAT HASN'T BARKED
"Sex offender Jeffrey Epstein referred to Donald Trump as the "dog that hasn't barked" and told his former companion Ghislaine Maxwell that an alleged victim had "spent hours at my house" with Trump, according to email correspondence released Wednesday..."
"Sex offender Jeffrey Epstein referred to Donald Trump as the "dog that hasn't barked" and told his former companion Ghislaine Maxwell that an alleged victim had "spent hours at my house" with Trump, according to email correspondence released Wednesday..."
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
THE DOG THAT HASN'T BARKED
"Sex offender Jeffrey Epstein referred to Donald Trump as the "dog that hasn't barked" and told his former companion Ghislaine Maxwell that an alleged victim had "spent hours at my house" with Trump, according to email correspondence released Wednesday..."
"Sex offender Jeffrey Epstein referred to Donald Trump as the "dog that hasn't barked" and told his former companion Ghislaine Maxwell that an alleged victim had "spent hours at my house" with Trump, according to email correspondence released Wednesday..."
Trump Orders ICE to Arrest 67,000 NFL Fans Who Booed Him
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Trump Orders ICE to Arrest 67,000 NFL Fans Who Booed Him
The booing fans were "paid by Soros," he claimed.
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November 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Trump Orders ICE to Arrest 67,000 NFL Fans Who Booed Him
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Trump Honors Those Who Helped Others Avoid Service at Tomb of the Unknown Podiatrist
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Trump Honors Those Who Helped Others Avoid Service at Tomb of the Unknown Podiatrist
He thanked the fallen foot specialists who bravely risked their medical licenses so that others facing military service could be free.
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November 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Trump Honors Those Who Helped Others Avoid Service at Tomb of the Unknown Podiatrist
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What these senators do not understand is that it is not about policy.
Americans already agree with most Democratic policy positions, sometimes even overwhelmingly so.
What they want is someone who will stand up for them, no matter what, to display fortitude, even stubbornness.
This is NOT that.
Americans already agree with most Democratic policy positions, sometimes even overwhelmingly so.
What they want is someone who will stand up for them, no matter what, to display fortitude, even stubbornness.
This is NOT that.
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
What these senators do not understand is that it is not about policy.
Americans already agree with most Democratic policy positions, sometimes even overwhelmingly so.
What they want is someone who will stand up for them, no matter what, to display fortitude, even stubbornness.
This is NOT that.
Americans already agree with most Democratic policy positions, sometimes even overwhelmingly so.
What they want is someone who will stand up for them, no matter what, to display fortitude, even stubbornness.
This is NOT that.
Nobel Peace Prize Committee Says It Takes Points Off if a Candidate Denies People Food
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Nobel Peace Prize Committee Says It Takes Points Off if a Candidate Denies People Food
A Nobel spokesperson offered insight into the deliberative process.
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November 10, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Nobel Peace Prize Committee Says It Takes Points Off if a Candidate Denies People Food
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So, as I understand it, the Democrats are folding because they are afraid that Republicans will axe the filibuster.
Fuck the filibuster!
Without it, 4 years ago we would have passed voting rights, we would have protected women's rights...and so much more!
We are now in hell because of the filibuster
Fuck the filibuster!
Without it, 4 years ago we would have passed voting rights, we would have protected women's rights...and so much more!
We are now in hell because of the filibuster
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
So, as I understand it, the Democrats are folding because they are afraid that Republicans will axe the filibuster.
Fuck the filibuster!
Without it, 4 years ago we would have passed voting rights, we would have protected women's rights...and so much more!
We are now in hell because of the filibuster
Fuck the filibuster!
Without it, 4 years ago we would have passed voting rights, we would have protected women's rights...and so much more!
We are now in hell because of the filibuster
If the Dems fold on this, then they erase any gains they made on Tuesday...and worse...they will take a giant step backwards and look like feckless weaklings. Fuck them if they do so without gaining anything of substance!
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Senate Eyes Possible Deal To Reopen Federal Government
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November 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
If the Dems fold on this, then they erase any gains they made on Tuesday...and worse...they will take a giant step backwards and look like feckless weaklings. Fuck them if they do so without gaining anything of substance!
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It's worse than most people can imagine.
And what's worse than even that is using all his powers to starve millions of children.
And what's worse that even THAT is all those who aid and abet and actually SUPPORT him in all this.
And what's worse than even that is using all his powers to starve millions of children.
And what's worse that even THAT is all those who aid and abet and actually SUPPORT him in all this.
November 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
It's worse than most people can imagine.
And what's worse than even that is using all his powers to starve millions of children.
And what's worse that even THAT is all those who aid and abet and actually SUPPORT him in all this.
And what's worse than even that is using all his powers to starve millions of children.
And what's worse that even THAT is all those who aid and abet and actually SUPPORT him in all this.
Trump Flees to Argentina
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Trump Flees to Argentina
"I can see where this is going," he said.
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November 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Trump Flees to Argentina
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A real no-brainer: shooting guns makes you stupid!
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How Gun Blasts From Indoor Shooting May Cause Brain Injuries
The Times tested the blast waves of several popular civilian guns at an indoor range and found that repeated firing could add up to potentially harmful exposure.
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November 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
A real no-brainer: shooting guns makes you stupid!
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Navy Accidentally Strikes Superyacht Carrying Clarence Thomas Near Venezuela
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Navy Accidentally Strikes Superyacht Carrying Clarence Thomas Near Venezuela
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth called the sinking of the luxury vessel “an honest mistake.”
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November 3, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Navy Accidentally Strikes Superyacht Carrying Clarence Thomas Near Venezuela
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Weekend at Donnie's.
In his recent check-up, did they forget to check for a pulse?
In his recent check-up, did they forget to check for a pulse?
November 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Weekend at Donnie's.
In his recent check-up, did they forget to check for a pulse?
In his recent check-up, did they forget to check for a pulse?
A real Christian...
November 1, 2025 at 7:57 AM
A real Christian...
Things That Go Trump in the Night
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Things That Go Trump in the Night
Metamucilini's Worst Nightmares
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October 31, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Things That Go Trump in the Night
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Trump Orders ICE Agents to Pick Crops Unharvested by Deported Immigrants
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Trump Orders ICE Agents to Pick Crops Unharvested by Deported Immigrants
“I didn’t sign up for this,” complained an exhausted ICE officer.
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October 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Trump Orders ICE Agents to Pick Crops Unharvested by Deported Immigrants
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When is a ceasefire not a ceasefire? Sorry, Donald, looks like your Nobel is kaput...Verdammt!
Israeli Strikes in Gaza Kill at Least 100, Local Health Officials Say www.nytimes.com/2025/10/29/w...
Israeli Strikes in Gaza Kill at Least 100, Local Health Officials Say www.nytimes.com/2025/10/29/w...
Israeli Strikes in Gaza Kill at Least 100, Local Health Officials Say
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October 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
When is a ceasefire not a ceasefire? Sorry, Donald, looks like your Nobel is kaput...Verdammt!
Israeli Strikes in Gaza Kill at Least 100, Local Health Officials Say www.nytimes.com/2025/10/29/w...
Israeli Strikes in Gaza Kill at Least 100, Local Health Officials Say www.nytimes.com/2025/10/29/w...
Melania Increases Tariffs on Canada to 10,000% to Retaliate for Katy Perry Dating Justin Trudeau
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Melania Increases Tariffs on Canada to 10,000% to Retaliate for Katy Perry Dating Justin Trudeau
The First Lady's move has further imperiled relations between the US and its northern neighbor.
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October 27, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Melania Increases Tariffs on Canada to 10,000% to Retaliate for Katy Perry Dating Justin Trudeau
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Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson.
At first, I actually thought the song was about her (I was only 10 at the time)!
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At first, I actually thought the song was about her (I was only 10 at the time)!
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June Lockhart, beloved mother figure from ‘Lassie’ and ‘Lost In Space,’ dies at 100 | CNN
June Lockhart, who became a mother figure for a generation of television viewers whether at home in “Lassie” or up in the stratosphere in “Lost In Space,” has died. She was 100.
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October 26, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson.
At first, I actually thought the song was about her (I was only 10 at the time)!
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At first, I actually thought the song was about her (I was only 10 at the time)!
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This is a brilliant idea! This music should be blasted every time Trump's goons and thugs come out. It needs to be their theme music, since they are truly the evil stormtroopers of story and reality.
Sam O'Hara should get the next Nobel Peace Prize!
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Sam O'Hara should get the next Nobel Peace Prize!
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DC man files lawsuit, says he was detained for playing Imperial March behind National Guardsmen
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October 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
This is a brilliant idea! This music should be blasted every time Trump's goons and thugs come out. It needs to be their theme music, since they are truly the evil stormtroopers of story and reality.
Sam O'Hara should get the next Nobel Peace Prize!
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Sam O'Hara should get the next Nobel Peace Prize!
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Nory Doesn’t Go to School Here Anymore www.nytimes.com/2025/10/17/u...
Nory Doesn’t Go to School Here Anymore
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October 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Mike Johnson Has no Comment After Trump Demolishes His Home
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Mike Johnson Has no Comment After Trump Demolishes His Home
Johnson had reportedly been asleep when a backhoe came crashing through the wall of his master bedroom.
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October 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Mike Johnson Has no Comment After Trump Demolishes His Home
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What to say to a bully:
"Don't try to bumfuzzle me with your taradiddle and make me feel wabbit with the collywobbles all borborygmus, you quomodocunquizing snollygoster; my snickersnee should make you feel kakorrhaphiophobia, so wise up, slubberdegullion and absquatulate!"
"Don't try to bumfuzzle me with your taradiddle and make me feel wabbit with the collywobbles all borborygmus, you quomodocunquizing snollygoster; my snickersnee should make you feel kakorrhaphiophobia, so wise up, slubberdegullion and absquatulate!"
11 Real Words That Sound Totally Fake
Start sprinkling bumfuzzle, snickersnee, and collywobbles into everyday conversation—but maybe let quomodocunquizing rest in obsolescent peace where it belongs.
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October 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
What to say to a bully:
"Don't try to bumfuzzle me with your taradiddle and make me feel wabbit with the collywobbles all borborygmus, you quomodocunquizing snollygoster; my snickersnee should make you feel kakorrhaphiophobia, so wise up, slubberdegullion and absquatulate!"
"Don't try to bumfuzzle me with your taradiddle and make me feel wabbit with the collywobbles all borborygmus, you quomodocunquizing snollygoster; my snickersnee should make you feel kakorrhaphiophobia, so wise up, slubberdegullion and absquatulate!"
Donald Trump, Demolition Man
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Donald Trump, Demolition Man
Carrying on a family tradition of wanton desecration.
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October 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Donald Trump, Demolition Man
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