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eugene @eugene290390.bsky.social · 20h

You know...even the "good" ones, the ones who separated from their party...I won't name them, but they frequent msnbc as pundits...even those always voted against voting rights or women's rights, etc., so one has to at least wonder about them.

eugene @eugene290390.bsky.social · 20h

Nory Doesn’t Go to School Here Anymore www.nytimes.com/2025/10/17/u...

Nory Doesn’t Go to School Here Anymore

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eugene @eugene290390.bsky.social · 20h

It is such brazen and arrogant hypocrisy when these invaders now whine about immigrants spoiling the blood of "Americans", promoting and perpetuating the worst sorts of cruelty and injustice in the process.

THEY should go back where they came from.

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eugene @eugene290390.bsky.social · 1d

Mike Johnson Has no Comment After Trump Demolishes His Home
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Mike Johnson Has no Comment After Trump Demolishes His Home

Johnson had reportedly been asleep when a backhoe came crashing through the wall of his master bedroom.

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eugene @eugene290390.bsky.social · 2d

What to say to a bully:
"Don't try to bumfuzzle me with your taradiddle and make me feel wabbit with the collywobbles all borborygmus, you quomodocunquizing snollygoster; my snickersnee should make you feel kakorrhaphiophobia, so wise up, slubberdegullion and absquatulate!"

11 Real Words That Sound Totally Fake

Start sprinkling bumfuzzle, snickersnee, and collywobbles into everyday conversation—but maybe let quomodocunquizing rest in obsolescent peace where it belongs.

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eugene @eugene290390.bsky.social · 2d

Donald Trump, Demolition Man
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Donald Trump, Demolition Man

Carrying on a family tradition of wanton desecration.

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eugene @eugene290390.bsky.social · 2d

This is the "wonderful secret" Donald shared with Jeffrey...

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eugene @eugene290390.bsky.social · 2d

Mike Johnson Opts for Medically Induced Coma to Avoid Swearing in New Democratic Congresswoman
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Mike Johnson Opts for Medically Induced Coma to Avoid Swearing in New Democratic Congresswoman

“I was really hoping that people would forget about the Epstein files or that the Rapture would happen, but no such luck.”

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eugene @eugene290390.bsky.social · 3d

“His name is JD Vance…he’s your vice-president.”

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Caption Contest Winner!

What was Little Marco really whispering to Metamucilini?

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eugene @eugene290390.bsky.social · 4d

George Soros Declares Bankruptcy After Paying No Kings Protesters
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George Soros Declares Bankruptcy After Paying No Kings Protesters

"A deal's a deal," the billionaire said sadly.

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eugene @eugene290390.bsky.social · 4d

Over 400 of Elon Musk’s Children Attended No Kings Rallies
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Over 400 of Elon Musk’s Children Attended No Kings Rallies

“You take away Elon’s kids and almost no one was there," Trump claimed.

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eugene @eugene290390.bsky.social · 4d

Rat fink...
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Rubio promised to betray U.S. informants to get Trump’s El Salvador prison deal

To secure U.S. access to President Nayib Bukele’s notorious CECOT prison, Rubio agreed to turn over several MS-13 leaders central to a long-running Justice Department investigation.

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eugene @eugene290390.bsky.social · 5d

Repatriate? I thought they were all terrorists, worthy of summary execution without the least bit of due process. So why are they being sent home?

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eugene @eugene290390.bsky.social · 5d

Without a shred of reasonable doubt the worst genocide by far in human history...not only for the vast, unthinkable numbers, but for the vast amount of time in which this ghastly horror took place. As such, this infliction of perpetual torment cannot be rationalized as a momentary aberration.