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And I must not forget, we must not forget, that we are human beings.
Profile in Awfulness: Tom Cotton
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Profile in Awfulness: Tom Cotton
The senator from Arkansas is a firehose of lies.
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December 9, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Profile in Awfulness: Tom Cotton
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Hegseth Orders Strike on Notorious Drug Traffickers
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Hegseth Orders Strike on Notorious Drug Traffickers
The narcoterrorists were posing as seven stranded castaways.
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December 8, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Hegseth Orders Strike on Notorious Drug Traffickers
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Somalis Express No Interest in Immigrating to Country with Shithole President
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Somalis Express No Interest in Immigrating to Country with Shithole President
“When I travel abroad, I don’t have to be embarrassed when people ask me where I’m from," one Somali said.
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December 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Somalis Express No Interest in Immigrating to Country with Shithole President
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Trump Boasts That International Criminal Court in The Hague Has Invited Him to Receive Award
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Trump Boasts That International Criminal Court in The Hague Has Invited Him to Receive Award
“They said it was in response to things I’ve done as president,” Trump told reporters.
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December 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Trump Boasts That International Criminal Court in The Hague Has Invited Him to Receive Award
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Snopes rated true!
And this is one of the main reasons why we will never see anything near the complete files, they've all been scrubbed clean or destroyed.
Nearly 1000 agents, looking for any mention of Trump...for months on months.
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And this is one of the main reasons why we will never see anything near the complete files, they've all been scrubbed clean or destroyed.
Nearly 1000 agents, looking for any mention of Trump...for months on months.
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FBI paid nearly $1M in overtime to redact Epstein files, documents show
Bloomberg reporter Jason Leopold sued the FBI and DOJ for the files as part of a Freedom of Information Act request.
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December 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Snopes rated true!
And this is one of the main reasons why we will never see anything near the complete files, they've all been scrubbed clean or destroyed.
Nearly 1000 agents, looking for any mention of Trump...for months on months.
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And this is one of the main reasons why we will never see anything near the complete files, they've all been scrubbed clean or destroyed.
Nearly 1000 agents, looking for any mention of Trump...for months on months.
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Dozy Don: A Pictorial History
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Dozy Don: A Pictorial History
Years of snoozing on the job.
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December 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Dozy Don: A Pictorial History
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For once, he is telling the truth!
Trump Claims MRI on His Brain Found Nothing open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
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Trump Claims MRI on his Brain Found Nothing
He declared his test “perfect.”
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December 1, 2025 at 12:15 PM
For once, he is telling the truth!
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Trump Claims MRI on His Brain Found Nothing open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
"Ambush" seems to be the word of the day...it should be used appropriately, as when maga-terrorists blow up fishermen.
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"Ambush" seems to be the word of the day...it should be used appropriately, as when maga-terrorists blow up fishermen.
Sorry, I prefer fiction to be honestly so...
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Sorry, I prefer fiction to be honestly so...
Trump Refuses to Pardon Turkey After it Fails to Bribe Him
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Trump Refuses to Pardon Turkey After it Fails to Bribe Him
"This turkey is a terrible person," Trump said.
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November 24, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Trump Refuses to Pardon Turkey After it Fails to Bribe Him
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Trump's obsession with renovations continues...
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Trump's obsession with renovations continues...
So, "speaker" Johnson excuses Trump's call to kill six members of congress by asserting that Trump was only describing what is "sedition".
Yet, those six never told any soldiers to disobey orders, just noted the duty to not obey orders that were illegal or unconstitutional.
Yet, those six never told any soldiers to disobey orders, just noted the duty to not obey orders that were illegal or unconstitutional.
November 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
So, "speaker" Johnson excuses Trump's call to kill six members of congress by asserting that Trump was only describing what is "sedition".
Yet, those six never told any soldiers to disobey orders, just noted the duty to not obey orders that were illegal or unconstitutional.
Yet, those six never told any soldiers to disobey orders, just noted the duty to not obey orders that were illegal or unconstitutional.
Trump Boasts That His Funeral Will Have Much Bigger Turnout Than Cheney’s
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Trump Boasts That His Funeral Will Have Much Bigger Turnout Than Cheney’s
"My funeral will draw MILLIONS!" he claimed.
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November 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Trump Boasts That His Funeral Will Have Much Bigger Turnout Than Cheney’s
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Lindsey Halligan Reveals Her Dream is to Someday Go to Law School
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Lindsey Halligan Reveals Her Dream is to Someday Go to Law School
“Ever since I was a little kid I’ve always dreamed of being a lawyer.”
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November 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Lindsey Halligan Reveals Her Dream is to Someday Go to Law School
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She Says Trump Raped Her When She Was a Child
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She Says Trump Raped Her When She Was a Child
The Andy Borowitz Show
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November 18, 2025 at 12:29 PM
She Says Trump Raped Her When She Was a Child
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The Epstein Story That Corporate Media Won't Touch
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The Epstein Story That Corporate Media Won't Touch
Warning: This post contains upsetting content.
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November 18, 2025 at 12:28 PM
The Epstein Story That Corporate Media Won't Touch
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Hegseth Rushed to Walter Reed Hospital After Poking Eye With Mascara Brush
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Hegseth Rushed to Walter Reed Hospital After Poking Eye With Mascara Brush
Karoline Leavitt denied that alcohol played “any role” in the cosmetics mishap.
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November 17, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Hegseth Rushed to Walter Reed Hospital After Poking Eye With Mascara Brush
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But of course! The Democrats caved without even knowing how deep they would be spelunking...
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Government funding bill cuts food safety regulations. See the provisions for yourself
The bill prohibited the FDA from enforcing regulations aimed at increasing traceability of the supply chain, among other rules.
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November 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
But of course! The Democrats caved without even knowing how deep they would be spelunking...
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If even Trump's own AI knows that Trump is lying...
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Trump's Truth Social AI chatbot disputes his false claims
The chatbot, powered by the Perplexity AI engine, provides factual answers about rising U.S. grocery prices, the 2020 election and other topics.
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November 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
If even Trump's own AI knows that Trump is lying...
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ANSWERED: Does COVID-19 Harm the Brain?
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ANSWERED: Does COVID-19 Harm the Brain?
A Collection of Medical Research (60 Studies)
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November 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
ANSWERED: Does COVID-19 Harm the Brain?
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THE DOG THAT HASN'T BARKED
"Sex offender Jeffrey Epstein referred to Donald Trump as the "dog that hasn't barked" and told his former companion Ghislaine Maxwell that an alleged victim had "spent hours at my house" with Trump, according to email correspondence released Wednesday..."
"Sex offender Jeffrey Epstein referred to Donald Trump as the "dog that hasn't barked" and told his former companion Ghislaine Maxwell that an alleged victim had "spent hours at my house" with Trump, according to email correspondence released Wednesday..."
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
THE DOG THAT HASN'T BARKED
"Sex offender Jeffrey Epstein referred to Donald Trump as the "dog that hasn't barked" and told his former companion Ghislaine Maxwell that an alleged victim had "spent hours at my house" with Trump, according to email correspondence released Wednesday..."
"Sex offender Jeffrey Epstein referred to Donald Trump as the "dog that hasn't barked" and told his former companion Ghislaine Maxwell that an alleged victim had "spent hours at my house" with Trump, according to email correspondence released Wednesday..."
Trump Orders ICE to Arrest 67,000 NFL Fans Who Booed Him
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Trump Orders ICE to Arrest 67,000 NFL Fans Who Booed Him
The booing fans were "paid by Soros," he claimed.
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November 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Trump Orders ICE to Arrest 67,000 NFL Fans Who Booed Him
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Trump Honors Those Who Helped Others Avoid Service at Tomb of the Unknown Podiatrist
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Trump Honors Those Who Helped Others Avoid Service at Tomb of the Unknown Podiatrist
He thanked the fallen foot specialists who bravely risked their medical licenses so that others facing military service could be free.
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November 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Trump Honors Those Who Helped Others Avoid Service at Tomb of the Unknown Podiatrist
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