Ethelred Goat
@ethelredgoat.bsky.social
Chickens, cats and twaddle, accompanied by exaggeration and drama. Runs backwards at weddings. Forest dweller, chicken whisperer, cat cuddler, crisp eater. Hampshire, UK.
Fed up of all the numbers now.
😞😖😐😒😞
😞😖😐😒😞
July 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Fed up of all the numbers now.
😞😖😐😒😞
😞😖😐😒😞
I am at The Bingo.
July 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I am at The Bingo.
I am a lucky girl. I am Margo. This is me on the day I was rescued out of the farm. I got up on this roof and looked at human and she looked at me, and she gave me a cuddle even though I was stinky and wet and then she took me home. 🥰
July 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I am a lucky girl. I am Margo. This is me on the day I was rescued out of the farm. I got up on this roof and looked at human and she looked at me, and she gave me a cuddle even though I was stinky and wet and then she took me home. 🥰
I luv avin a barth. 🫧
July 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I luv avin a barth. 🫧
Happy Friday! Who’s like to see a video of a lady having a bath?
July 25, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Happy Friday! Who’s like to see a video of a lady having a bath?
Floofy is feeling better. Thankyou for all your well wishes. 😊
July 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Floofy is feeling better. Thankyou for all your well wishes. 😊
I’ve been quiet because Edward Cat was not well. But he’s much better today. This was his face first thing when he couldn’t have breakfast because of vet visit.
July 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I’ve been quiet because Edward Cat was not well. But he’s much better today. This was his face first thing when he couldn’t have breakfast because of vet visit.
Happy birthday @missymollymol.bsky.social ! 🐾 xx
July 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Happy birthday @missymollymol.bsky.social ! 🐾 xx
Alice hopes you’ve had a lovely SUNday even if it RAINed. ☀️
July 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Alice hopes you’ve had a lovely SUNday even if it RAINed. ☀️
Readers! The scones are a SUCCESS!!! 😋 (I am entertaining no comments regarding order of jam and cream. When one has quite frankly made scones that potentially were fit for the bin, who gives a shit about the order of topping application)
July 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Readers! The scones are a SUCCESS!!! 😋 (I am entertaining no comments regarding order of jam and cream. When one has quite frankly made scones that potentially were fit for the bin, who gives a shit about the order of topping application)
The rabbit waits expectantly for a scone.
July 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
The rabbit waits expectantly for a scone.
You know on Bake Off, when they need to make things look like they match? Yes, well mine are all individual and unique. Special points if you can spot my Ying&Yang scone and also Kermit the Scone.
July 20, 2025 at 1:04 PM
You know on Bake Off, when they need to make things look like they match? Yes, well mine are all individual and unique. Special points if you can spot my Ying&Yang scone and also Kermit the Scone.
Ok, these don’t *look* too bad.
July 20, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Ok, these don’t *look* too bad.
You find me in an on-going scone disaster. More news as it happens.
July 20, 2025 at 12:28 PM
You find me in an on-going scone disaster. More news as it happens.
The cucumber glut has begun.
July 20, 2025 at 10:40 AM
The cucumber glut has begun.
Look at this pretty hydrangea. This is from a cutting I took last autumn, amazing that it’s flowered in year one! 😍
July 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Look at this pretty hydrangea. This is from a cutting I took last autumn, amazing that it’s flowered in year one! 😍
Yesterday garden scene. Today is the same but wetter. One of my Annabelle flowers got bent with the weight of raindrops. I’ve given all the others a little shake. I think we’ll be ok. 😊
July 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Yesterday garden scene. Today is the same but wetter. One of my Annabelle flowers got bent with the weight of raindrops. I’ve given all the others a little shake. I think we’ll be ok. 😊
Please enjoy my photo of a sun halo. You don’t have to, as, to be fair, it’s a crap photo.
July 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Please enjoy my photo of a sun halo. You don’t have to, as, to be fair, it’s a crap photo.
I do like a nice #wonkywatercolour after work to clear the mind and feed the soul. Tonight I have done a view of the Chicken’s Garden.
July 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I do like a nice #wonkywatercolour after work to clear the mind and feed the soul. Tonight I have done a view of the Chicken’s Garden.
@missymollymol.bsky.social a couple of nice things I picked out for you on Anthropologie. 😊 🐈⬛
July 18, 2025 at 11:32 AM
@missymollymol.bsky.social a couple of nice things I picked out for you on Anthropologie. 😊 🐈⬛
I had an M&S mojito on the train on Sunday. Highly recommended! (The mojito not the train)
July 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I had an M&S mojito on the train on Sunday. Highly recommended! (The mojito not the train)
Getting over Monday working day with a therapeutic #wonkywatercolour 😊
July 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Getting over Monday working day with a therapeutic #wonkywatercolour 😊
Amazing day! Little jaunt to London to dance at Pineapple studios with a special choreographer. Please enjoy a selection of photos. 😊
July 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Amazing day! Little jaunt to London to dance at Pineapple studios with a special choreographer. Please enjoy a selection of photos. 😊
Anyway, this was tonight’s #wonkywatercolour I had to work quickly as my painting equipment was being eaten/molested so it’s not great.
July 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Anyway, this was tonight’s #wonkywatercolour I had to work quickly as my painting equipment was being eaten/molested so it’s not great.
Tonight’s #wonkywatercolour not at all hindered by chickens. No, no problems here at all. 🙄
July 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Tonight’s #wonkywatercolour not at all hindered by chickens. No, no problems here at all. 🙄