Ethelred Goat
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Ethelred Goat
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Chickens, cats and twaddle, accompanied by exaggeration and drama. Runs backwards at weddings. Forest dweller, chicken whisperer, cat cuddler, crisp eater. Hampshire, UK.
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Fed up of all the numbers now.
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I am a lucky girl. I am Margo. This is me on the day I was rescued out of the farm. I got up on this roof and looked at human and she looked at me, and she gave me a cuddle even though I was stinky and wet and then she took me home. 🥰
Isn’t she? And she wasn’t moving for anybody or anything! 😂
Happy Friday! Who’s like to see a video of a lady having a bath?
Instagram is a steaming cess pit of awful.
Floofy is feeling better. Thankyou for all your well wishes. 😊
I’ve decided to distract myself from the crisps by finishing the compulsory sexual harassment awareness video I’m halfway through.
Can’t stop thinking about the crisps I’m having later. Perhaps I should test them now to make sure they are ok?
They are, but I am so close to that cat, I know instantly when things aren’t quite right. But I escalate it and panic and it helps no one.
Dreadful anxiety I can’t bear it when they’re ill. 😭
That was his face when he was realising that the morning wasn’t going to schedule.
Fingers crossed we think he’s ok but he was quite poorly yesterday.
He later escaped out of the bathroom window and we had to crawl into the hedge to drag him out. That was not dignified for anyone.
I’ve been quiet because Edward Cat was not well. But he’s much better today. This was his face first thing when he couldn’t have breakfast because of vet visit.
Can’t concentrate on work, am preparing blankets, Prosecco and nibbles for open air theatre later.
Our neighbours came to our wedding, in Italy.
That scene would make a lovely painting.
Years ago when I was at the cat orphanage adopting Edward I was sitting on a bench waiting and the resident mouser strolled up to me and punched me on the arm so hard it left a cat paw shaped bruise.
Alice hopes you’ve had a lovely SUNday even if it RAINed. ☀️
I have made some progress clearing brambles and stinging nettles from my much ignored front garden. Minimal stings and scratches.