Reality Escape Artist
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Wait Katt Williams is on Michelle n Craig podcast!! Let my job go into park please...
a woman talking on a cell phone with the words " do n't call me " behind her
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December 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Wait Katt Williams is on Michelle n Craig podcast!! Let my job go into park please...
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25th Amendment now.
December 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
25th Amendment now.
Ashley looks a damn fool. They tried all season to come for Stacey. So what she hung out with he was single and free so was Stacey.
If she doesn't wanna jump and own it to his ex she never met, so be it... she doesn't owe anything to a stranger she just met. #RHOP
If she doesn't wanna jump and own it to his ex she never met, so be it... she doesn't owe anything to a stranger she just met. #RHOP
a woman in a white dress is holding her hair and says this is so stupid
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December 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Ashley looks a damn fool. They tried all season to come for Stacey. So what she hung out with he was single and free so was Stacey.
If she doesn't wanna jump and own it to his ex she never met, so be it... she doesn't owe anything to a stranger she just met. #RHOP
If she doesn't wanna jump and own it to his ex she never met, so be it... she doesn't owe anything to a stranger she just met. #RHOP
Stacey has done not a thing to Keiarna for her to be this mad and hot tempered #RHOP
a woman with curly hair is standing on a stage with her hands in the air .
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December 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Stacey has done not a thing to Keiarna for her to be this mad and hot tempered #RHOP
Stacey said no to Keiarna being there, because she's not needed. But Ashley needs backup.
Miss Messy Mad & Miserable shld skip this lunch and go back to begging Greg for the ring he refuses yo give #RHOP
Miss Messy Mad & Miserable shld skip this lunch and go back to begging Greg for the ring he refuses yo give #RHOP
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Stacey said no to Keiarna being there, because she's not needed. But Ashley needs backup.
Miss Messy Mad & Miserable shld skip this lunch and go back to begging Greg for the ring he refuses yo give #RHOP
Miss Messy Mad & Miserable shld skip this lunch and go back to begging Greg for the ring he refuses yo give #RHOP
This home remodel and her mother saying she got the budget for a bigger chandelier... the DA abt to subpoena the records of this improvement budget #RHOP
a woman is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and a man is standing behind her .
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December 1, 2025 at 3:43 AM
This home remodel and her mother saying she got the budget for a bigger chandelier... the DA abt to subpoena the records of this improvement budget #RHOP
Wait Wendy's father said he was ill for a month when she and her family flew all the way to Nigeria to see him and the family... yeah that's triflin #RHOP
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Wait Wendy's father said he was ill for a month when she and her family flew all the way to Nigeria to see him and the family... yeah that's triflin #RHOP
Wait Ashley is paying for stylist n glam but can't maintain a stable lawn care team? O.kay.... #RHOP
a small white dog is running down a hallway in a home
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December 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Wait Ashley is paying for stylist n glam but can't maintain a stable lawn care team? O.kay.... #RHOP
Wait Ashley is paying for stylist n glam but can't maintain a stable lawn care team? O.kay.... #Married2Med
a small white dog is running down a hallway in a home
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December 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Wait Ashley is paying for stylist n glam but can't maintain a stable lawn care team? O.kay.... #Married2Med
Simone had to push buttons after scolding Jackie (rightfully) but both are a mess.
But Simone go see the lady because this spiteful shit is unnecessary at this point. She didn't like what Toya said and Toya was at level 2.
Just stop it. #Married2Med
But Simone go see the lady because this spiteful shit is unnecessary at this point. She didn't like what Toya said and Toya was at level 2.
Just stop it. #Married2Med
December 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Simone had to push buttons after scolding Jackie (rightfully) but both are a mess.
But Simone go see the lady because this spiteful shit is unnecessary at this point. She didn't like what Toya said and Toya was at level 2.
Just stop it. #Married2Med
But Simone go see the lady because this spiteful shit is unnecessary at this point. She didn't like what Toya said and Toya was at level 2.
Just stop it. #Married2Med
Jackie. Ma'am we do not shadily diagnose strangers at any instance... especially innpublic view.
Because what thee fuck 😒 #Married2Med
Because what thee fuck 😒 #Married2Med
December 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Jackie. Ma'am we do not shadily diagnose strangers at any instance... especially innpublic view.
Because what thee fuck 😒 #Married2Med
Because what thee fuck 😒 #Married2Med
"Today." 🥶
I am surprised Jackie didn't drag Toya through the lawn to toss her on that plastic horse. #Married2Med
I am surprised Jackie didn't drag Toya through the lawn to toss her on that plastic horse. #Married2Med
a man with a beard is wearing a t-shirt that says oh no
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December 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
"Today." 🥶
I am surprised Jackie didn't drag Toya through the lawn to toss her on that plastic horse. #Married2Med
I am surprised Jackie didn't drag Toya through the lawn to toss her on that plastic horse. #Married2Med
Contessa.... the fashion nots. #Married2Med
a woman in a blue jacket is sitting in a classroom looking up at the sky .
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December 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Contessa.... the fashion nots. #Married2Med
Toya "we need to be better sisters" to each so we don't lose anyone else innthe grp... 5 secs later she is startin mess with both Jackie and Heavenly.
#Married2Med
#Married2Med
a woman wearing a yellow sweater and hoop earrings is making a funny face
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December 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Toya "we need to be better sisters" to each so we don't lose anyone else innthe grp... 5 secs later she is startin mess with both Jackie and Heavenly.
#Married2Med
#Married2Med
Why is Contessa buying this building in cash for retirement n such for return on the investment by at least 3x/5x because what is the point? #Married2Med
December 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Why is Contessa buying this building in cash for retirement n such for return on the investment by at least 3x/5x because what is the point? #Married2Med
I hope this is Toya's last move and last house until them kids graduate.
At this point she shld own a nat'l moving company because she never complains abt the moves #Married2Med
At this point she shld own a nat'l moving company because she never complains abt the moves #Married2Med
December 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I hope this is Toya's last move and last house until them kids graduate.
At this point she shld own a nat'l moving company because she never complains abt the moves #Married2Med
At this point she shld own a nat'l moving company because she never complains abt the moves #Married2Med
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And don’t experiment on Thanksgiving dinner…
November 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
And don’t experiment on Thanksgiving dinner…
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This really is the new Thanksgiving classic. Put this right on the Malaco Records Holiday Hits album with Bishop Shirley Caesar
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
This really is the new Thanksgiving classic. Put this right on the Malaco Records Holiday Hits album with Bishop Shirley Caesar
Me counting down the minutes til 4 days off...
a drag queen wearing a yellow dress and gold earrings is making a funny face
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November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Me counting down the minutes til 4 days off...