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@escargot-on.bsky.social
my love for OFMD is un-cancelable || she/her, definitely still mid-30s || spanishforthecar on AO3 || pfp by @neslee.bsky.social, header by ADHD || gay pirates, oversharing, and occasional politics
In unbelievable great news, WE GOT OUR TREE BACK???? But now I feel like I forced you all to my fic under false pretenses 😅
November 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Me when OFMD is renewed
November 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Every year I share my cut-your-own-tree fic the weekend we get our Christmas tree. And this year I really need people to be nice to me about it because SOMEONE STOLE OUR TREE TODAY (probably on accident) 😭😭😭

U-Pick, 2.8k, rated M, no trees are stolen in this fic

archiveofourown.org/works/43820817
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Dream breakfast.
November 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I just scrolled back through my own recent Bluesky posts and was dismayed to realize they're all about me?? This is not what this account is supposed to be for! I'm still here for OFMD! I just don't have anything new to share or new insights! But here's an old gif as proof of my intent!
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Finally got started on hanging some art today after painting my office in August!
November 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Oh, this is fun and potentially a good time to drop a little smidgen—a soupçon, if you will—of chapter 3 of 'Til Forever, the yearlong and counting WIP sequel to 'Til Now.
November 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Got to meet some beer-loving goats this evening 12/10, can't recommend highly enough
November 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I can't believe I found a gay cat cafe in Appleton, Wisconsin omg. Also I'm in love with Dorothy.
October 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Well, I didn't read anything and did listen to like two hours of Clinton impeachment content, BUT, I also managed to barf out a thousand or so words, including some *real* high-quality smut.
October 17, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Look at this awesome shirt I just got!! (also the cute cat)
October 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
hashtag thriving
October 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The only way to "run" a 10k is to not train and then spend the night before eating Froot Loops and drinking prosecco
October 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
away for the night but still watching the cutest demon
October 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
every time I read a headline
October 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
this is the energy I bring
September 20, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Had an extremely OFMD day in my Goo-inspired Gentlebeard shirt, drinking Friday Afternoon "Ooh Daddy" tea from my depression robe mug, and then switching to the fab Tuesday shirt for my blood donation (no white, just in case)
September 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I haven't written anything in over six months so clearly I should jump right back in by trying to [checks notes] write a natural-sounding three-person conversation that's happening during dinner preparation, and also shove in as many s2 references as possible 🙃
#WIPWednesday
September 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
forgot how much fun writing is!!
September 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Scrolling around for restaurant inspiration and...!

(I know nothing about this bar but immediately need to go)
September 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
every health-related article
September 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
This little field trip was inspired by my fic Swift, which is an Ed/Stede meet cute at the swifts, and which comes with this stunning art 🥰
archiveofourown.org/works/50163064
September 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This week last year, I was thrilled (& intimidated!) to have pirates join me for an RCCC-adjacent viewing of the Chapman swifts! It's bittersweet, because for the first time in 30+ years, the swifts *didn't return* this year, and I'm so glad I got the share the experience while it was still a thing.
September 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
You ever look at your screenshots from the day and think, wow, that's a deeply unwell person
September 12, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Huh, weird day to be getting this piece of (unsolicited, DEEPLY unwanted) mail.
September 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM