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politics and fin/econ rubbernecking, interests include 🏃‍♂️🏠🚍🎮🎲🃏📽️📺🏈🐶

Not the UN escalator.
dawg i know its sometimes extremely difficult to let a “technically correct” bit pass but if ever there was one, THAT’S THE ONE
November 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
any time this comes up i immediately jump to gianmarco soresi’s bit

youtu.be/nu6C2KL_S9o?...
R. Kelly is not a p*dophile (technically speaking) | Gianmarco Soresi | Stand Up Comedy
YouTube video by Gianmarco Soresi
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
“what if”

+1 min button

“but i”

+1 min button

only two buttons you need are +1 min button and the Open button. just keep adding time and then open the thing when your stuff is done
November 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I have never read them but apparently Xander ends up with Dawn in the Season 8 comic books and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I think it might be a shade lower. For rough planning purposes I apply a flat 70% on it, while recognizing that lots of the fixes could make that either too conservative or not conservative enough.
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Reposted by escalator
primary every democrat, i don’t give a shit, but the cause of your suffering is the republican party and there are a lot of you who need to learn to hate them more — and i do mean hate — than you hate your allies
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Reposted by escalator
schumer offering up an extremely reasonable and popular compromise only for senate republicans to answer "eat shit" while johnson puts the house on paid vacation for another week while critical supports start failing and fed workers run out of reserves is politics. this is how politics work.
November 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I’m sorry to hear that man, my sympathies ☹️
November 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
(i don’t have any elections today 😔)
November 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
It is worth taking notice when a weather-vane shifts, even if you don’t think the weather-vane has any thoughts of its own
November 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
*finger to earpiece* wait, i'm being informed...
November 4, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Good thing he doesn't have a history of using stochastic terrorism when cornered to drive his loyalist 35% to physically threaten people who try to abandon him
November 4, 2025 at 10:43 AM
not sure what made me think of that just now. anyway

bsky.app/profile/usil...
November 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM