dawg i know its sometimes extremely difficult to let a “technically correct” bit pass but if ever there was one, THAT’S THE ONE

any time this comes up i immediately jump to gianmarco soresi’s bit

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“what if”

+1 min button

“but i”

+1 min button

only two buttons you need are +1 min button and the Open button. just keep adding time and then open the thing when your stuff is done

I have never read them but apparently Xander ends up with Dawn in the Season 8 comic books and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I think it might be a shade lower. For rough planning purposes I apply a flat 70% on it, while recognizing that lots of the fixes could make that either too conservative or not conservative enough.

primary every democrat, i don’t give a shit, but the cause of your suffering is the republican party and there are a lot of you who need to learn to hate them more — and i do mean hate — than you hate your allies

schumer offering up an extremely reasonable and popular compromise only for senate republicans to answer "eat shit" while johnson puts the house on paid vacation for another week while critical supports start failing and fed workers run out of reserves is politics. this is how politics work.

I’m sorry to hear that man, my sympathies ☹️

(i don’t have any elections today 😔)

It is worth taking notice when a weather-vane shifts, even if you don’t think the weather-vane has any thoughts of its own

*finger to earpiece* wait, i'm being informed...

Good thing he doesn't have a history of using stochastic terrorism when cornered to drive his loyalist 35% to physically threaten people who try to abandon him

not sure what made me think of that just now. anyway

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