Watch The Beast in Me and take a shot every time Claire Danes’ chin quivers

He wants to radiate Tony Stark swagger so bad, but it comes out like a guy trying to impress us by revving a sports car and giggling nervously when we stare

The year is 2030

Greeneville Zoo will not tolerate rumors of cheap taxidermy after what we've spent on it.

Nothing works, but everything renews automatically

A thousand-seat ballroom at the White House. Nice to see that democracy’s last dance will come with bottle service.

Louvre heist complete. Turns out the real treasure was the friends we made evading Interpol.

Nowadays every conversation reaches a crescendo where someone says ‘oh wait, let me find the meme’.

Getting older is realising that 80% of hanging out is just saying “Damn we’ve gotta hang out soon” and then just not doing it