Santa ERolf
@erolfpleiss.bsky.social
have flown reindeer, twice
📍currenrly, Rural Illinois; formerly, Mars
📍currenrly, Rural Illinois; formerly, Mars
for no good reason I shoveled walking paths through my yard
December 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
for no good reason I shoveled walking paths through my yard
they should be casting at least one muppet in most action movies
you dont think bloodsport would be better if jcvd was replaced by Jean-Dodd van Clamme?
you dont think bloodsport would be better if jcvd was replaced by Jean-Dodd van Clamme?
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
they should be casting at least one muppet in most action movies
you dont think bloodsport would be better if jcvd was replaced by Jean-Dodd van Clamme?
you dont think bloodsport would be better if jcvd was replaced by Jean-Dodd van Clamme?
there is always another face hiding in the rocks. today this one
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
there is always another face hiding in the rocks. today this one
I feel like 5 is the right number of discs for the #HolidayDiscSwap
November 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I feel like 5 is the right number of discs for the #HolidayDiscSwap
The orangest one, goodles, tastes the best. The kids still preferred classic Kraft. Idiots.
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The orangest one, goodles, tastes the best. The kids still preferred classic Kraft. Idiots.
For no reason at all we’re having a mac & cheese off at lunch.
November 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
For no reason at all we’re having a mac & cheese off at lunch.
this definitely passes my inspection
November 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
this definitely passes my inspection
i did six loads of wash today and yall it just aint in me to put it up
October 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
i did six loads of wash today and yall it just aint in me to put it up
Drinking in the room at Great Wolf in Bloomington. Kids are recovering from 3 hours of maximum waterpark. It is good.
October 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Drinking in the room at Great Wolf in Bloomington. Kids are recovering from 3 hours of maximum waterpark. It is good.
I told him, “You gotta give!”
October 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I told him, “You gotta give!”
They should make gop leaders try and tell the difference between ice and hamas nl.nytimes.com/f/newsletter...
October 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
They should make gop leaders try and tell the difference between ice and hamas nl.nytimes.com/f/newsletter...
This shouldn’t exist. It isn’t good.
October 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This shouldn’t exist. It isn’t good.
See you tomorrow!
October 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
See you tomorrow!
75 minutes from happy hour #IBMChampion #IBMTechXchange2025
October 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
75 minutes from happy hour #IBMChampion #IBMTechXchange2025
This is also Brock Pierce, somehow.
Don't do crypto, kids.
Don't do crypto, kids.
September 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
This is also Brock Pierce, somehow.
Don't do crypto, kids.
Don't do crypto, kids.
AI show me the perfect taste test orange, but make it look like I drew it in an old notebook with a Zebra F-301 pen.
September 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
AI show me the perfect taste test orange, but make it look like I drew it in an old notebook with a Zebra F-301 pen.
This slaps, kids. @untitledartbev.bsky.social
September 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This slaps, kids. @untitledartbev.bsky.social
