r/ERolfPleiss (verified bot)
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i am not that into horses
📍currenrly, Rural Illinois; formerly, Mars
📍currenrly, Rural Illinois; formerly, Mars
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I'm going to watch every episode of Love It or List It and track my predictions on what the home owners decide.
S1E1 - Musical Mansion
I thought they'd love it.
They did.
1-0.
S1E1 - Musical Mansion
I thought they'd love it.
They did.
1-0.
Making popovers because I fucking rule
December 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Making popovers because I fucking rule
for no good reason I shoveled walking paths through my yard
December 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
for no good reason I shoveled walking paths through my yard
did we ever hear back from charlie on just exactly how their angels get down like that
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
did we ever hear back from charlie on just exactly how their angels get down like that
you can just put anything into a frame and put it on the wall of your house and your guests will know that you are a champion of the arts
December 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
you can just put anything into a frame and put it on the wall of your house and your guests will know that you are a champion of the arts
every email my work sends about completing security training is treated as a threat
December 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
every email my work sends about completing security training is treated as a threat
what if the baseball was heavier and actually just use a shot put
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
what if the baseball was heavier and actually just use a shot put
inside of every human are two uncles
December 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
inside of every human are two uncles
we asked 100 people to tell us the name of a sex act performed by olivia nuzzi top 8 answers are on the board
December 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
we asked 100 people to tell us the name of a sex act performed by olivia nuzzi top 8 answers are on the board
the new civil war is grey duck vs goose and goose can fuck right off
December 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
the new civil war is grey duck vs goose and goose can fuck right off
the internet is a series of apple liquid google glass tubes
December 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
the internet is a series of apple liquid google glass tubes
I love snow and I love winter, but I did not get a chance to have my final disc golf round of the year before we got dumped on here in Illinois and that kinda stinks.
December 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I love snow and I love winter, but I did not get a chance to have my final disc golf round of the year before we got dumped on here in Illinois and that kinda stinks.
they should be casting at least one muppet in most action movies
you dont think bloodsport would be better if jcvd was replaced by Jean-Dodd van Clamme?
you dont think bloodsport would be better if jcvd was replaced by Jean-Dodd van Clamme?
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
they should be casting at least one muppet in most action movies
you dont think bloodsport would be better if jcvd was replaced by Jean-Dodd van Clamme?
you dont think bloodsport would be better if jcvd was replaced by Jean-Dodd van Clamme?
god came down and spoke directly to the boomers who are not now and not going to be watching the fifa world cup and said to them prob just watch ncis reruns again anyway
From @theathleticfc.bsky.social: FIFA announced that the Village People, the pop group that sings President Trump’s adopted anthem of “Y.M.C.A.,” will perform at the World Cup draw on Friday.
Village People will perform Trump anthem ‘Y.M.C.A.’ at World Cup draw, FIFA says
There will also be live music performances from Andrea Bocelli, Robbie Williams and Nicole Scherzinger.
nyti.ms
December 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
god came down and spoke directly to the boomers who are not now and not going to be watching the fifa world cup and said to them prob just watch ncis reruns again anyway
preference for batting average is a maga tell
December 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
preference for batting average is a maga tell
thought the d team made a healthcare deal and how is that deal going
December 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
thought the d team made a healthcare deal and how is that deal going
breaking: pedo pres
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
breaking: pedo pres
there are people putting good into the world every place you look (unless you look at the oval office)
December 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
there are people putting good into the world every place you look (unless you look at the oval office)
"To me, that's preposterous. Crab Rangoon, things of that nature."
Trump on Tim Walz: "I think the man is a grossly incompetent man. I thought that from the day I watched JD destroy him in the debate. I was saying, 'Who's more incompetent, that man or my man?' I had a man and he had a man. They were both incompetent."
December 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
"To me, that's preposterous. Crab Rangoon, things of that nature."
can we get a count on the vomit hose guy's text messages from today
December 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
can we get a count on the vomit hose guy's text messages from today
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He's all-knowing and all-seeing yet never knows anything about anything or anyone when he's asked. He's just pure, sweet, and innocent.
December 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
He's all-knowing and all-seeing yet never knows anything about anything or anyone when he's asked. He's just pure, sweet, and innocent.
the energy the gop brings every time they talk about being too busy to do their fucking jobs
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
the energy the gop brings every time they talk about being too busy to do their fucking jobs
i assume that his handlers are doing literally everything they can to keep this weekend at bernies shit up for just another couple weeks
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
i assume that his handlers are doing literally everything they can to keep this weekend at bernies shit up for just another couple weeks
we are 316 days into this current presidency and the tide is turning because the pedo pres ran out of lies
i think
the emperor appears increasingly naked
i think
the emperor appears increasingly naked
December 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
we are 316 days into this current presidency and the tide is turning because the pedo pres ran out of lies
i think
the emperor appears increasingly naked
i think
the emperor appears increasingly naked
"affordability is a hoax" put it on the billboards
Q: You talk about affordability. Are the American people getting impatient with the reforms you're making?
TRUMP: I think they're getting fake news from guys like you. Look, affordability is a hoax that was started by Democrats.
TRUMP: I think they're getting fake news from guys like you. Look, affordability is a hoax that was started by Democrats.
December 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"affordability is a hoax" put it on the billboards
call it the middle west if you are cool
December 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
call it the middle west if you are cool