Not mine. Not good. But…

So now I’m buying the men’s kind. Let me smell like a mournful sea shanty in a moth-eaten Aran pullover.

Meanwhile, husband has invested in a magenta toolbox, just to troll…I dunno, somebody.

The straights are trying. I swear.

“roll out” 🤌 💯

I swear the bot thinks, “Sarah Palin had brown hair and glasses. She has smart prude glasses like you, but brunettes are cool-headed, and THAT’S what you’re missing!”

And…

I’ve done the same. What I find isn’t helpful is “phrase this like a (my job) but soften the tone so it doesn’t seem finger-pointy.”

Result is like, 📎”OK, here’s how to use the passive voice and glittering generalities to use twice as many words and scrape off any recognizable fact patterns.“

And she’s a law student, which has me dying to see the waiver (if any) the scarification artist made her sign.

My first thought too. Ahh, good time…

Righties. Why are they like this? Why do they keep doing this?

(Pepperidge Farm remembers, etc)

www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna27350...

I should not flatter myself. I am obviously the average-IQ neighbor kid

I confess I have not watched, because busman’s holiday. But I’m intrigued enough to ask my exMorm loved ones if they have engaged with the doc!

Can I convert to Silent Generation? I feel like most of the ppl who know me would support this

I KNOWWWWWW

*c’est, merde

Utah suburbs man, I tell you hwhut

Like, anyone else visited someone else’s house and noticed there was NO SOAP AT THE WASHROOM SINK?

And they had INVITED YOU to visit? Like they weren’t even self-aware enough to FAKE believing in germ theory?