Pretty sure that was written by a beta ChatGPT
October 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Pretty sure that was written by a beta ChatGPT
You’ll never be editor in chief with takes like this
October 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
You’ll never be editor in chief with takes like this
I’ve always said that regulating nuclear power plants is opposing technological progress.
September 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I’ve always said that regulating nuclear power plants is opposing technological progress.
Charlie Kirk’s death is like an unseasonably warm winter day caused by climate change. I know it’s part of a bigger issue we should address, I mourn all the people who have been hurt or killed by it, and I will continue to advocate for change.
But I’m also going to go outside and enjoy myself.
But I’m also going to go outside and enjoy myself.
September 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
It’s like we’re just waiting for our dad to tell us that all we have to do is punch him in the nose once and he’ll stop taking our lunch money.
September 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
It’s like we’re just waiting for our dad to tell us that all we have to do is punch him in the nose once and he’ll stop taking our lunch money.
A recent conversation I had with a family member:
Them: the technocracy crowd argues that democracy is not the answer- a benevolent dictatorship is, if technology is employed to choose the dictator. AI I guess
Me: Great, let’s let Grok choose
Them: the technocracy crowd argues that democracy is not the answer- a benevolent dictatorship is, if technology is employed to choose the dictator. AI I guess
Me: Great, let’s let Grok choose
September 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
A recent conversation I had with a family member:
Them: the technocracy crowd argues that democracy is not the answer- a benevolent dictatorship is, if technology is employed to choose the dictator. AI I guess
Me: Great, let’s let Grok choose
Them: the technocracy crowd argues that democracy is not the answer- a benevolent dictatorship is, if technology is employed to choose the dictator. AI I guess
Me: Great, let’s let Grok choose
Love when random* whackos on the street think they should be in charge of monetary policy.
*Apparently also anti-Semitic
*Apparently also anti-Semitic
September 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Love when random* whackos on the street think they should be in charge of monetary policy.
*Apparently also anti-Semitic
*Apparently also anti-Semitic
Look we’re just happy he was out there saying hate speech instead of committing hate crimes ya know?
September 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Look we’re just happy he was out there saying hate speech instead of committing hate crimes ya know?
Oh NOW they’re cool with masking??
August 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Oh NOW they’re cool with masking??
Do we really think that marketers at AE actually understood they were making a subtle nod to eugenics? I know this is not the *main* point, but I feel like it’s one of those things people say without really thinking about it in context. Just the easiest imaginable play on words.
August 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Do we really think that marketers at AE actually understood they were making a subtle nod to eugenics? I know this is not the *main* point, but I feel like it’s one of those things people say without really thinking about it in context. Just the easiest imaginable play on words.
I mean, +1 for the “uniparty” team? 😅
August 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I mean, +1 for the “uniparty” team? 😅
Imagine looking for the “average woman” today and being like “how about this model on the cover of Vogue?”
August 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Imagine looking for the “average woman” today and being like “how about this model on the cover of Vogue?”
Good reminder that the enemy of my enemy is not necessary my friend
August 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Good reminder that the enemy of my enemy is not necessary my friend
[Mamdani condemns the earthquake]
Well, sure, but did he condemn the tsunami?
Well, sure, but did he condemn the tsunami?
July 31, 2025 at 2:30 AM
[Mamdani condemns the earthquake]
Well, sure, but did he condemn the tsunami?
Well, sure, but did he condemn the tsunami?
How long have I been reading this beleaguered but still unfolding sentence?
July 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
How long have I been reading this beleaguered but still unfolding sentence?
I actually agree with him — just in the opposite way than what he’s thinking 😬
July 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I actually agree with him — just in the opposite way than what he’s thinking 😬
So, you’re telling us that Thomas failed to read and comprehend this document that is longer than a tweet?
Interesting… 🤔
Interesting… 🤔
June 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
So, you’re telling us that Thomas failed to read and comprehend this document that is longer than a tweet?
Interesting… 🤔
Interesting… 🤔