Esquilax
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Naming my smart toilet Commode-or 64
December 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Naming my smart toilet Commode-or 64
Think about how much you speed, compared to how many times you've gotten pulled over for speeding. If you get caught hanging out with sex traffickers, you must hang out so much, with so many sex traffickers!
December 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Think about how much you speed, compared to how many times you've gotten pulled over for speeding. If you get caught hanging out with sex traffickers, you must hang out so much, with so many sex traffickers!
I use the ogre architecture. It's like the onion architecture, just a lot uglier on the outside.
December 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I use the ogre architecture. It's like the onion architecture, just a lot uglier on the outside.
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The bear is now one of the renegades of the Intellectual Dark Web
December 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The bear is now one of the renegades of the Intellectual Dark Web
C++ developers at some point in the future
December 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
C++ developers at some point in the future
I was at this Halloween party, and this girl was dressed up as a sexy version of that vampire character from Sesame Street.
I guess it's the thot that counts.
I guess it's the thot that counts.
December 11, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I was at this Halloween party, and this girl was dressed up as a sexy version of that vampire character from Sesame Street.
I guess it's the thot that counts.
I guess it's the thot that counts.
The only problem with Kubernetes is not enough XML
December 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The only problem with Kubernetes is not enough XML
Lizard People always get their hopes up when they see "Kids menu"
December 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Lizard People always get their hopes up when they see "Kids menu"
That emolument that Apple made for Trump will end up in a museum
December 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
That emolument that Apple made for Trump will end up in a museum
I am an object-oriented programmer, like my father before me.
December 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I am an object-oriented programmer, like my father before me.
As an alcoholic, people give you a nasty look when you pull out your flask. That's why I adopted a St. Bernard to carry my whisky for me in the little barrel around it's neck. I get a much better reaction to that.
November 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
As an alcoholic, people give you a nasty look when you pull out your flask. That's why I adopted a St. Bernard to carry my whisky for me in the little barrel around it's neck. I get a much better reaction to that.
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Happy Thanksgiving, America!
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, America!
It will be interesting to see how years and decades from now Jeffrey Epstein turns into a myth. Like how all those different horror movies are all based on Ed Gein.
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
It will be interesting to see how years and decades from now Jeffrey Epstein turns into a myth. Like how all those different horror movies are all based on Ed Gein.
Here's a mnemonic for remembering which is the dividend and which is the divisor
Divisor is an anagram for "Ovir dis" (over this)
⅔ is 2 over 3, so 3 is the divisor
Divisor is an anagram for "Ovir dis" (over this)
⅔ is 2 over 3, so 3 is the divisor
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Here's a mnemonic for remembering which is the dividend and which is the divisor
Divisor is an anagram for "Ovir dis" (over this)
⅔ is 2 over 3, so 3 is the divisor
Divisor is an anagram for "Ovir dis" (over this)
⅔ is 2 over 3, so 3 is the divisor
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if you want to view paradise, simply cow around and tool it
December 30, 2024 at 1:05 PM
if you want to view paradise, simply cow around and tool it
It's not technically correct to call them Japanese Murder Hornets. They're actually Japanese Manslaughter Hornets.
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
It's not technically correct to call them Japanese Murder Hornets. They're actually Japanese Manslaughter Hornets.
If reptilians are real, I bet they're the ones that came up with the term Human Resources
November 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
If reptilians are real, I bet they're the ones that came up with the term Human Resources
Can you name a type of swoop other than fell?
November 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Can you name a type of swoop other than fell?
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Revisiting some of my favourite Moe-dern Art pieces this month! Only a couple left! This is Edward Moe-pper.
October 30, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Revisiting some of my favourite Moe-dern Art pieces this month! Only a couple left! This is Edward Moe-pper.
Nudists must spend so much money on heating
October 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Nudists must spend so much money on heating
I'm surprised rock climbing is so popular. It must be hard carrying all those drums and amps up there.
October 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I'm surprised rock climbing is so popular. It must be hard carrying all those drums and amps up there.
If Intel bought TikTok...
October 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
If Intel bought TikTok...
October 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM