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ericortiz.bsky.social
@ericortiz.bsky.social
Fan of all types of weird media. Basically anything my mom wouldn’t like. He/Him.
Watching this piece of schlock for Thanksgiving, as covered by Dead Meat.
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Only 90 more years until this masterpiece comes out! Who else is excited?
November 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Going to see KEEPER pretty soon. Really stoked to check this out.
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Was this sold at Dumb Starbucks?
November 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.
November 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
At the cinema, about to see Shelby Oaks.
October 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
How indie animators act towards one another according to weirdos on social media VS. their actual relationship with eachother.
October 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It’s a shame that IHOP has almost nothing festive for the Halloween season. Just some pumpkin spice pancakes. Compare that to years past, like 2019. I’ll always remember getting that Haunted hot chocolate. How the purple whipped cream melted to make something gloriously grotesque.
October 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
And now that all is said and done, my card. 9 out of nineteen.
October 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Now that I’m home from my Italy/Greece trip, I think it’s time I FINALLY get around to watching this.
October 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Gargamel:
September 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I could be wrong, but this shot from V/H/S/HALLOWEEN could mean than we are getting a return to the "people find weird tapes in a weird location" framing device of the original films. Which I am perfectly fine with.
September 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Did my part.
September 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
That slasher deep dive I planned was kinda put aside, since I had my Cyprus vacation right after starting it. Lest you worry, it IS back in fruition. Watching this, which I heard is a classic.
September 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
My favorite comfort doc at the moment is Mail Order Murder: The Story Of W.A.V.E Productions. It's about this microbudget film studio that makes films based on whatever scripts people people give them. These films have zero taste, but this type of DIY filmmaking makes me feel fuzzy inside.
August 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The upcoming Slasher Trash doc from Creator VC has got me in the mood for some 80s slashers. Right now, I’ll be rewatching this weird gem, which I saw years ago.
August 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Now seated for Weapons. Ready to have my mind warped.
August 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Woman in 70’s giallo: *Gets slashed to death with straight razor*

The soundtrack 20 seconds later:
August 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I hope it’s not too late.
August 1, 2025 at 12:11 PM
About to see TOGETHER fairly soon. I'm going to see it earlier than I thought. Like I expected to see it next week. So that's awesome. Looking forward to seeing what the hype is about.
July 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Actually, you know what? I forgot this exists.
July 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Maybe the strangest case of this I can think of at the moment.
July 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
One cool thing about Costco is how, even if the items are new, the pictures they put out for them look like they're taken on 2000 at the most recent.
June 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Big day for freaky posters to horror films I’ll see in August.
June 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
So quite a few free streaming services have TV channels, which is neat. What’s hilarious, though, is that they can have channels for the most specific stuff. Like TUBI has an entire channel that shows nothing but the sitcom ARE WE THERE YET?
June 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM