@ericortiz.bsky.social
Fan of all types of weird media. Basically anything my mom wouldn’t like. He/Him.
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“I don't think that people accept the fact that life doesn't make sense. I think it makes people terribly uncomfortable.”
David Lynch
David Lynch
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There’s always SOMETHING to watch on Tubi!
December 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
There’s always SOMETHING to watch on Tubi!
One of my favorite discoveries of 2025 is Cine2Nerdle, which is essentially 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon taken to the extreme, and with directors, writers, composers, and cinematographers as well as actors.
December 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM
One of my favorite discoveries of 2025 is Cine2Nerdle, which is essentially 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon taken to the extreme, and with directors, writers, composers, and cinematographers as well as actors.
Hilarious idea for a Final Destination sequel: Someone keeps getting involved in freak accidents, and it looks like they're gonna die, but they just get injured.
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Hilarious idea for a Final Destination sequel: Someone keeps getting involved in freak accidents, and it looks like they're gonna die, but they just get injured.
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THESE MOD KIDS
WILL DANCE TO ANYTHING
WILL DANCE TO ANYTHING
December 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
THESE MOD KIDS
WILL DANCE TO ANYTHING
WILL DANCE TO ANYTHING
Currently debating on whether to watch the coming Silent Night Deadly Night the Tuesday or Wednesday after it comes out, or wait until Christmas.
On one hand, I likely won’t have anything else to do that day, as was the cases with the last couple Christmases.
On one hand, I likely won’t have anything else to do that day, as was the cases with the last couple Christmases.
December 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Currently debating on whether to watch the coming Silent Night Deadly Night the Tuesday or Wednesday after it comes out, or wait until Christmas.
On one hand, I likely won’t have anything else to do that day, as was the cases with the last couple Christmases.
On one hand, I likely won’t have anything else to do that day, as was the cases with the last couple Christmases.
Funny that this was inspired by a Simpsons episode, because the plot of wishing someone would love you, only to have that person love you TOO much, is almost the exact same premise as a certain Fairly OddParents episode.
OBSESSION, the buzzy feature debut from MILK & SERIAL filmmaker Curry Barker, gets an official first teaser and release date.
Meet Your New OBSESSION In New Teaser For Curry Barker’s Buzzy First Feature
OBSESSION, the buzzy feature debut from MILK & SERIAL filmmaker Curry Barker, gets an official first teaser and release date.
dlvr.it
December 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Funny that this was inspired by a Simpsons episode, because the plot of wishing someone would love you, only to have that person love you TOO much, is almost the exact same premise as a certain Fairly OddParents episode.
The thing about Tubi is that, for all the unfothamable GARBAGE that gets sent there, it’s pretty much the closest thing to a perfect free streaming service. Maybe even a perfect streaming service in general.
December 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The thing about Tubi is that, for all the unfothamable GARBAGE that gets sent there, it’s pretty much the closest thing to a perfect free streaming service. Maybe even a perfect streaming service in general.
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I wish more fast casual restaurants did a side order of like steamed broccoli.
They know you're going to order the burger and fries but also you want to stay alive long term so you get some broccoli too.
They know you're going to order the burger and fries but also you want to stay alive long term so you get some broccoli too.
October 31, 2024 at 11:33 PM
I wish more fast casual restaurants did a side order of like steamed broccoli.
They know you're going to order the burger and fries but also you want to stay alive long term so you get some broccoli too.
They know you're going to order the burger and fries but also you want to stay alive long term so you get some broccoli too.
Watching this piece of schlock for Thanksgiving, as covered by Dead Meat.
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Watching this piece of schlock for Thanksgiving, as covered by Dead Meat.
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That’s not Santa Claus, you dumbasses!!!
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
That’s not Santa Claus, you dumbasses!!!
Don’t let these people know about the existence of Christian Marclay’s "The Clock".
They’re calling Defunctland videos “longslop” now…..
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Don’t let these people know about the existence of Christian Marclay’s "The Clock".
You know you're watching a quality horror film when the title on screen is a different title than the one you are shown going in.
This happens shockingly often in 70s/80s horror, especially from Italy.
This happens shockingly often in 70s/80s horror, especially from Italy.
November 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
You know you're watching a quality horror film when the title on screen is a different title than the one you are shown going in.
This happens shockingly often in 70s/80s horror, especially from Italy.
This happens shockingly often in 70s/80s horror, especially from Italy.
Gotta love when someone says they don’t understand what 6-7 means.
That’s brainrot for you. NO ONE knows what it means!
That’s brainrot for you. NO ONE knows what it means!
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Gotta love when someone says they don’t understand what 6-7 means.
That’s brainrot for you. NO ONE knows what it means!
That’s brainrot for you. NO ONE knows what it means!
I’d really like to see streaming services have a dedicated channel to CreatorVC’s documentaries. They have put out more than 2 days worth of material so far (no doubt even more in the future), and it could be the perfect thing to veg out on.
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I’d really like to see streaming services have a dedicated channel to CreatorVC’s documentaries. They have put out more than 2 days worth of material so far (no doubt even more in the future), and it could be the perfect thing to veg out on.
Only 90 more years until this masterpiece comes out! Who else is excited?
November 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Only 90 more years until this masterpiece comes out! Who else is excited?
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Bill Watterson’s “Calvin and Hobbes” first appeared 40 years ago, on November 18, 1985. Here’s the first week of dailies:
November 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Bill Watterson’s “Calvin and Hobbes” first appeared 40 years ago, on November 18, 1985. Here’s the first week of dailies:
Just saw KEEPER. It was, indeed, a dark trip. I was on edge for most of it. Some parts even reminded me of Twin Peaks.
Really looking forward to Osgood's next film.
Really looking forward to Osgood's next film.
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Just saw KEEPER. It was, indeed, a dark trip. I was on edge for most of it. Some parts even reminded me of Twin Peaks.
Really looking forward to Osgood's next film.
Really looking forward to Osgood's next film.
Going to see KEEPER pretty soon. Really stoked to check this out.
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Going to see KEEPER pretty soon. Really stoked to check this out.
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Oh heck yeah, dude
November 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Oh heck yeah, dude
There’s something about CreatorVC‘s documentaries that are immensely watchable.
I’m not really into 80’s sci-fi, but when I saw that In Search Of Tomorrow was on Tubi, I almost immediately checked in.
I’m not really into 80’s sci-fi, but when I saw that In Search Of Tomorrow was on Tubi, I almost immediately checked in.
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
There’s something about CreatorVC‘s documentaries that are immensely watchable.
I’m not really into 80’s sci-fi, but when I saw that In Search Of Tomorrow was on Tubi, I almost immediately checked in.
I’m not really into 80’s sci-fi, but when I saw that In Search Of Tomorrow was on Tubi, I almost immediately checked in.
Hot take: I think that, instead of sticking with Liam Neeson as Frank, all future Naked Gun sequels should each feature a different action star as him. Like James Bond.
We could have Jason Statham as Frank, Daniel Craig as
Frank, Adam Driver as Frank, Idris Elba as Frank, etc.
We could have Jason Statham as Frank, Daniel Craig as
Frank, Adam Driver as Frank, Idris Elba as Frank, etc.
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Hot take: I think that, instead of sticking with Liam Neeson as Frank, all future Naked Gun sequels should each feature a different action star as him. Like James Bond.
We could have Jason Statham as Frank, Daniel Craig as
Frank, Adam Driver as Frank, Idris Elba as Frank, etc.
We could have Jason Statham as Frank, Daniel Craig as
Frank, Adam Driver as Frank, Idris Elba as Frank, etc.
Done with Bugonia. It was quite good. Great performances from Stone and Plemons.
Really should get around to watching Yorgos' other films.
Really should get around to watching Yorgos' other films.
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Done with Bugonia. It was quite good. Great performances from Stone and Plemons.
Really should get around to watching Yorgos' other films.
Really should get around to watching Yorgos' other films.
About to see Bugonia. I can't believe it took me this long to get to a Yorgos film. Then again, it IS produced by my man, Ari Aster.
November 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
About to see Bugonia. I can't believe it took me this long to get to a Yorgos film. Then again, it IS produced by my man, Ari Aster.
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.
November 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.
Another Mandela effect: For years, I thought the Hot Dad song was called "Fun Time Laser Intercourse BEACH", and not "Fun Time Laser Intercourse BEASTS". Only realized the actual title yesterday.
November 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Another Mandela effect: For years, I thought the Hot Dad song was called "Fun Time Laser Intercourse BEACH", and not "Fun Time Laser Intercourse BEASTS". Only realized the actual title yesterday.