Eric Hainline
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Eric Hainline
@eric-hainline.bsky.social
A dying breed, soon to be a fossil: conservative, compassionate, empathetic, supportive, believer in facts, truth, honor, integrity, democracy, science, education, liberty. In other words, the antithesis of MAGAts.
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We are less than 20 years away from a Republican-controlled Congress rubber-stamping impeachments of successive Democratic Presidents, using the Comer-Jordan level of evidence-free kangaroo trials.
So Trump is suing the American taxpayers for $10 billion, because somebody released the Trump tax returns that Trump had promised to release himself. #hypocrisyisdead
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ALT: a woman with dreadlocks is wearing a sweater and a coat with the words prime video on the bottom
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January 30, 2026 at 3:21 AM
This is why I believe we will not escape the political catastrophe that right wing media has unleashed upon our nation. This post was today, adult voter, as we can document more than 20 ongoing violations of the constitution.

But, “constitutional conservative”.
And “independent critical thinker”.
January 29, 2026 at 9:22 PM
To be 100% clear here, this is ICE attempting to illegally sneak across a U.S. border into Ecuador.
Pretty sure I walked by just minutes after this. There was a big crowd gathered outside their door. Northeast have been making me proud with how rapidly they show up in numbers anywhere ICE tries to invade up and down Central Ave.
January 28, 2026 at 4:24 AM
What’s the point of protesting the Melania movie, when I would outnumber the people inside the theater?
January 28, 2026 at 3:11 AM
The future is coming whether buggy whip makers and promoters want it or not.

But their actions have handed that future to China. Because of how much they hate China.
January 28, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I hear that Roger Goodell will be announcing that the NFL Hall of Fame has decided to gift Bill Belichick’s induction spot to Donald Trump.
January 28, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Republicans are entitled to threaten liberal governments using massive amounts of raw firepower. School children be damned, it’s in the constitution.

Liberals are not to defend themselves from actual tyranny using whistles. The constitution be damned, people need to obey!
January 28, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Why is it that the people around me who have forever barked about the US dollar being taken off the gold standard, are always the same ones gleefully advocating on behalf of their crypto investments?
January 27, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I wonder if it means anything that the SeaHawks will have only played 2 games in over a month when they walk into the field for the SB, whereas the Patriots had continued to play every week and will just have come off a post-season “bye”?
January 27, 2026 at 8:40 PM
And to think that MAGAts (not to mention apologists such as Piers Morgan) go apoplectic at being labeled fascists. Yet here they are, ticking off every box in Minnesota.
January 26, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Decades ago, when I was a bartender, one of my constants was lending a patient ear to fans of losing football teams who needed to rant and vent how their team was somehow cheated by the refs.

Now those people whip out their video editing skills and flood social media.

It’s still exhausting.
January 26, 2026 at 6:14 PM
After regular season disrespect, let’s look at playoff strength of schedules:

Sam Darnold has been fed the 19th and 17th best defenses. Now he will deal with the 8th.

Drake Maye has faced down the 5th, then the 1st, then the 2nd. And now goes up against the 6th.

A Drake Maye SB win would be legit
January 26, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Third down conversions:

Rams = 1 for 8

Seahawks = 7 for 13

That was the ballgame, right there.
January 26, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I’m kinda wondering why I am not hearing statements coming out of the Minneapolis Police Department regarding any activities concerning an execution-style murder on their streets, committed in broad daylight and documented by half a dozen videos that the entire planet has witnessed.
January 26, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Right wing gun nuts all over social media arguing against the Second Amendment was not on my 2026 bingo card.

And I thought I had a winning edge, because Republican Hypocrisy is my center square.
January 26, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Puka Nacua is the Rob Gronkowsi of wide receivers.
January 26, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Drake Maye has rolled through 3 of the Top 5 NFL defenses in these playoffs, accounting for 674 of the Patriots’ total 835 offensive yards. 81%.

533 total passing yards.
141 total rushing yards.
January 26, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I feel sorry for the UNDER in this Rams/Seahawks game.
January 26, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Worth paying attention to. Also worth noting, their defense is doing this as their offense was facing the #1, #2 and #5 defenses throughout the NFL.
Patriots defense during the playoffs:

- 8 turnovers forced
- 2 TDs allowed
January 25, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Time to go back and see how many pro-Stidham predictors are leaving their reels up.
January 25, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Another fun fact: Jarrett Stidham’s highest season QBR was this past 2024. 100. Where he never attempted a single pass and had 4 total carries all season. For 5 net yards.
fun fact: the Broncos were the only team in the NFL whose backup QB did not attempt a single pass this season

another fun fact: the Broncos were the only team in the NFL whose backup QB did not attempt a single pass last season
Stunner: Broncos coach Sean Payton just announced QB Bo Nix broke a bone in his ankle and is out for the season.
January 25, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Yeah. No. I just got the forced generative AI upgrade to Amazon Alexa. “A more delightful and personalized experience.”

And now I am stuck with Gen Z Courtney treating everyone like she has just been transferred from home office to re-energize all our marketing campaigns.
January 23, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Note to #amazon: your earthquake alert system is 100% worthless. The objective is to warn users of an oncoming earthquake BEFORE the shockwave reaches the user.

Warning them after the shockwave has passed - as y’all did last night with the Indio quake - is rather…er…embarrassing.
January 22, 2026 at 6:35 AM
As Trump promotes the benevolence of being a dictator, we should note that Congress - especially through Speaker Johnson - in abdicating the role we elected them to do have made Trump just that de facto dictator.
January 22, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Because, as usual, MAGATs don’t know jackshit about actual law and order. By accepting the Trump pardon, they admit guilt for their crimes in exchange for forgoing punishment.

Now they think the judges and prosecutors were wrong for trials over what they pled guilty of doing?
A year later, some Jan. 6 rioters are emboldened by Trump's pardons
On the five-year anniversary of Jan. 6, some of the rioters pardoned by Trump on his first day back in office returned to the Capitol.
abcnews.go.com
January 21, 2026 at 6:21 AM