Elizabeth Picciuto
@epicciuto.bsky.social
Writer. Fiction editor. Philosophy PhD. Rooted cosmopolitan, gardening Jew. Long Islander by birth, nature, and habit.
I captured a picture the other day of the elusive honey pig bear
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I captured a picture the other day of the elusive honey pig bear
My 13 year old apparently has a listening age of 48 and istg this is not why
December 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
My 13 year old apparently has a listening age of 48 and istg this is not why
lol I asked Extremely Offline Husband about it, and he said this. It’s extra funny because I told him all about this a few months ago because Nuzzi was friends with a close friend of ours.
December 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
lol I asked Extremely Offline Husband about it, and he said this. It’s extra funny because I told him all about this a few months ago because Nuzzi was friends with a close friend of ours.
Some of the same people who cluck at the president for using the R-word will post shit like this or say smooth-brained or mouth-breather because that’s respectful.
December 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Some of the same people who cluck at the president for using the R-word will post shit like this or say smooth-brained or mouth-breather because that’s respectful.
Vivid sunset tonight behind NYC!
December 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Vivid sunset tonight behind NYC!
I don’t know much about finance but they are all always this
November 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I don’t know much about finance but they are all always this
I’m from Long Island, and one of the funniest things about Amityville Horror to me is that demons would plague someplace as ridiculous and hairsprayed and leopard-skinned as suburban Long Island.
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I’m from Long Island, and one of the funniest things about Amityville Horror to me is that demons would plague someplace as ridiculous and hairsprayed and leopard-skinned as suburban Long Island.
Look, it’s unlike me to say something like this — and, frankly, a bit embarrassing — but I want to hear less about these people’s terrible decisions, loose morals, and weird sex stuff and more about this.
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Look, it’s unlike me to say something like this — and, frankly, a bit embarrassing — but I want to hear less about these people’s terrible decisions, loose morals, and weird sex stuff and more about this.
She was the only candidate who would be seen as a rebuke to Trump but also write this.
October 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
She was the only candidate who would be seen as a rebuke to Trump but also write this.
My fellow Long Islanders: you know.
October 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
My fellow Long Islanders: you know.
So sick of this. Why do people have to post to demonstrate they’re smarter and deeper than everyone else? I’m not a huge TS fan, lots of people love her and I’m glad they have music they enjoy. It really doesn’t have to be an intellectuality and sophistication contest.
October 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
So sick of this. Why do people have to post to demonstrate they’re smarter and deeper than everyone else? I’m not a huge TS fan, lots of people love her and I’m glad they have music they enjoy. It really doesn’t have to be an intellectuality and sophistication contest.
When I say “I don’t know,” I often say it in the tone Homer Simpson uses when he’s pretending to be Mr. Burns and the post office dude asks him his first name. Once someone got the reference!
October 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
When I say “I don’t know,” I often say it in the tone Homer Simpson uses when he’s pretending to be Mr. Burns and the post office dude asks him his first name. Once someone got the reference!
tfw you’re not sure whether you’re being called a racist or a fascist
September 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
tfw you’re not sure whether you’re being called a racist or a fascist
One of my fall blooms: toad lilies! Much beloved by bees of the gentle and fuzzy-butted varieties.
September 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
One of my fall blooms: toad lilies! Much beloved by bees of the gentle and fuzzy-butted varieties.
As a reminder:
September 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
As a reminder:
I don’t understand these kinds of questions. What difference does it make? Does everyone on the right who ends up voting for the Republican all think everyone else belongs and isn’t a sellout or an embarrassment?
September 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I don’t understand these kinds of questions. What difference does it make? Does everyone on the right who ends up voting for the Republican all think everyone else belongs and isn’t a sellout or an embarrassment?
My autistic kid is awesome.
September 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
My autistic kid is awesome.
This was the absolute norm for any US politician until, well, Trump. Even Mike Pence said it when he was booed at a staging of Hamilton just after they won in 2016.
September 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This was the absolute norm for any US politician until, well, Trump. Even Mike Pence said it when he was booed at a staging of Hamilton just after they won in 2016.
Several things about Kirk and the killer. And stuff like this. No Dems voted for it, it was by unanimous consent. It’s also non-binding.
September 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Several things about Kirk and the killer. And stuff like this. No Dems voted for it, it was by unanimous consent. It’s also non-binding.