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Oakes
@eol.bsky.social
(he/him)
Satellite Jockey/Star Plumber 📡🛰🔧
Musician 🎸🎹🎺
Seattle sports optimist 🔱 🦅🦑🔊

Clumsy, with good reflexes
That’s really tough, man, I’m sorry 😞.
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
November 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Not to affiliate Polanco—an American hero— in any way with Kash Patel—a hall of fame imbecile
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Meth
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Yoooo
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Forreal??
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Oh shit that was Mike Jack?? Let’s goooooo
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Canon as of today
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
You kid but
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Damn I legitimately wanted to see him against Macdonald 😆
November 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Yeah it’s all good haha. Hawks can absolutely beat them
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Wait fuck that means that the Rams…
a man in a plaid shirt is standing in a dark room and says no no no no wait wait wait wait .
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is standing in a dark room and says no no no no wait wait wait wait .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Reposted by Oakes
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 AM
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
We throw “nepo baby” around a lot, but it exists on a gradient and…oof
November 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM