little miss no name
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Columbo enthusiast
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Completely tone-deaf shit. What if I grew up in Whoville? Might as well be selling a Quarter Hitler with Cheese. Why don’t you Hitler Size my fries while you’re at it
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Completely tone-deaf shit. What if I grew up in Whoville? Might as well be selling a Quarter Hitler with Cheese. Why don’t you Hitler Size my fries while you’re at it
Feels like I shouldn't relate so much to the character of Iris in Oh, Hi. Seems bad!
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Feels like I shouldn't relate so much to the character of Iris in Oh, Hi. Seems bad!
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The fact that Netflix could afford to buy warner brothers means they could've afforded to let us share passwords.
December 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The fact that Netflix could afford to buy warner brothers means they could've afforded to let us share passwords.
All I want for Christmas is this wearable blanket and a source of income that allows me to wear it at all times from the comfort of my couch.
December 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
All I want for Christmas is this wearable blanket and a source of income that allows me to wear it at all times from the comfort of my couch.
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Sneering douchebag: "You're gonna be famous on the internet!"
The Internet:
The Internet:
December 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Sneering douchebag: "You're gonna be famous on the internet!"
The Internet:
The Internet:
Her face is perfect.
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Her face is perfect.
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I love Quentin Tarantino's movies, they're a vital part of my career and my life, and every time he does a podcast or gives in an interview it's a sharp reminder of the genuine intellectual danger of spending 30 years of your life with everyone around you treating you like a genius at all times
December 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I love Quentin Tarantino's movies, they're a vital part of my career and my life, and every time he does a podcast or gives in an interview it's a sharp reminder of the genuine intellectual danger of spending 30 years of your life with everyone around you treating you like a genius at all times
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Don’t read this if you haven’t watched the new Knives Out movie but I wrote about how the series only works because Blanc doesn’t treat the mysteries like a game but is always protecting the most vulnerable individual in the case
open.substack.com/pub/somethin...
open.substack.com/pub/somethin...
Benoit Blanc’s road to Damascus
There’s several tensions at work in the new Knives Out movie, Wake Up Dead Man — religious belief vs nonbelief / atheism, innocence vs guilt, love vs hate, what a community looks like, what is the tru...
open.substack.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Don’t read this if you haven’t watched the new Knives Out movie but I wrote about how the series only works because Blanc doesn’t treat the mysteries like a game but is always protecting the most vulnerable individual in the case
open.substack.com/pub/somethin...
open.substack.com/pub/somethin...
I'm going to have a fucking heart attack.
December 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I'm going to have a fucking heart attack.
Like I know Tennessee won't flip, but I also wish I understood what was happening and like which counties are important so I wasn't stupidly hoping something incredible happens. I'd like to just feel the crush of defeat and hopelessness now if it's all the same.
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Like I know Tennessee won't flip, but I also wish I understood what was happening and like which counties are important so I wasn't stupidly hoping something incredible happens. I'd like to just feel the crush of defeat and hopelessness now if it's all the same.
I tapped out (unfairly!) on Josh O'Conner bc he was Mr. Elton in EMMA. and Mr. Elton is just the WORST character Jane Austen ever created and every time I saw him I got the ick and now I would die for him, so yes, all of this is correct.
70% of this i think is that josh o’connor is a marvelous actor who really carries the thematic and emotional core of the story on his shoulders. there is one particular scene that i actually found genuinely moving.
December 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I tapped out (unfairly!) on Josh O'Conner bc he was Mr. Elton in EMMA. and Mr. Elton is just the WORST character Jane Austen ever created and every time I saw him I got the ick and now I would die for him, so yes, all of this is correct.
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I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
December goals.
December 1, 2025 at 12:21 PM
December goals.
I know absolutely nothing about football, but I think it's because Aaron Rodgers is a shitty human being and also a shitty football player and his team is losing because he sucks and only because he sucks and nothing will change my mind about this, not even facts, which I'm sure he would appreciate.
Aaron Rodgers calls out unnamed receivers for skipping film sessions, running the wrong routes.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Aaron Rodgers calls out unnamed receivers for skipping film sessions, running wrong routes
The Steelers are slumping.
www.nbcsports.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I know absolutely nothing about football, but I think it's because Aaron Rodgers is a shitty human being and also a shitty football player and his team is losing because he sucks and only because he sucks and nothing will change my mind about this, not even facts, which I'm sure he would appreciate.
In personal news, a new (to me) season of The Traitors dropped on peacock, so I won't fling myself into oncoming traffic for at least another week or so 🙏
November 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
In personal news, a new (to me) season of The Traitors dropped on peacock, so I won't fling myself into oncoming traffic for at least another week or so 🙏
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When I was learning English, I thought people meant vampires.
My 93 year old great aunt just said the words “a lady of the night”. The party is officially on.
November 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
When I was learning English, I thought people meant vampires.
I FEEL LIKE I AM LOSING MY GODDAMNED MIND.
A 25-person startup is developing technology to block the sun and turn down the planet’s thermostat.
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
November 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I FEEL LIKE I AM LOSING MY GODDAMNED MIND.
I want really bad things to start happening to bad people and I want it to start right fucking now.
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I want really bad things to start happening to bad people and I want it to start right fucking now.
Watching the Lilith Fair documentary and all I can think of is how insane it was that I didn't realize I was fully bisexual until my late 30s.
November 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Watching the Lilith Fair documentary and all I can think of is how insane it was that I didn't realize I was fully bisexual until my late 30s.
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Every day of his miserable life Trump is shuttled between rooms by a series of viziers who all look like a racist version of Dobby to talk to women who all got the same surgery to look like Skyrim NPCs and here comes this communist who look…he look so beautiful
everyone's talking about how bright and charming zohran must be, which is true, but then you remember the spider-brained cryptkeepers trump's surrounded himself with since '15 and realize a single smile from mamdani must have hit like barbecue spare ribs down the gullet of a 12th century peasant.
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Every day of his miserable life Trump is shuttled between rooms by a series of viziers who all look like a racist version of Dobby to talk to women who all got the same surgery to look like Skyrim NPCs and here comes this communist who look…he look so beautiful
Meeting Mamdani and immediately wanting to make out with him is the one and only time this president has been relatable.
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Meeting Mamdani and immediately wanting to make out with him is the one and only time this president has been relatable.
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he hangs out in group chats with teenaged nazis, so there’s that
November 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
he hangs out in group chats with teenaged nazis, so there’s that
I AM SO TIRED OF ALL THE BAD THINGS WE ARE NOT MEANT TO LIVE IN CONSTANT MISERY.
November 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I AM SO TIRED OF ALL THE BAD THINGS WE ARE NOT MEANT TO LIVE IN CONSTANT MISERY.