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Enigma Emerald Evergreen
@enigmagp.bsky.social
Enigma, 18+, she/her 🏳️‍⚧️
Thinking about one boob. Two is too many.

Writing: https://m.tapas.io/EnigmaEEvergreen
YouTube: https://youtube.com/@enigmaemeraldevergreen?si=ilne90yhhzPrRjQd
Twitch: https://twitch.tv/enigma_emerald_evergreen
Paycheck hit! Fuck yeah.
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I learned I can make my editing timeline cute, so obviously I had to. It's the law, you know.
November 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Twenty simoleons well spent, now if I could just get the rumble to function, that'd be the real cherry on top.
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Nothing in the world is as important to me as the package that was waiting as I arrived home.
November 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Fucking FINALLY have five monitors working.
October 22, 2025 at 4:09 AM
$1500 passenger princess.
October 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Still have not solved the mystery of why my PC is crashing. Nor why it's chosen the vertical monitor to display bootup info.

Waddle Dee unrelated.
September 26, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Grant me strength. Or patience. Or sleep, sleep would do.

Scared to even start editing the Silksong video until I sort this, BsoD twice in one week.
September 25, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I have this... eternal curse, with fighting games. If I get into them, I only end up playing mid to low tiers. GGST? Queen Dizzy. Pokken? Garchomp. Smash? Piranha Plant.

It's also way more fun. Lookit that smile. She knows you're gonna fall for Ptooie again.
September 22, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I really like Celeste.
September 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
They gave Samus a motorcycle what the FUCK-
September 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Figured out how to set different wallpapers to each monitor. Soon I will be unstoppable.
September 8, 2025 at 7:11 AM
This game won’t let me FUCKING LEAVE.

How am I expected to WORK in these CONDITIONS.
September 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I would cause so much real, actual damage to the world if it got me even ONE little guy.
July 28, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I got no work done, barely got tipsy after consuming The Drink, and I’ve been up for 33 hours? I think?

There is something… massively wrong with me.
July 4, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Tonight’s rum and girlcoke, I have made great strides today in angering god.
July 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Lone cloud passing before the sun after a storm.
June 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
As a culture, I feel we moved on from Falinks too fast.
June 18, 2025 at 11:41 AM
The schedule for this week, 6/15 to 6/21! I'm still not at the top of my game, so we're backloading the week with just a few things to stream.
June 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The next video is in progress, give me time.

Hard at work, really trying to level up my editing.
June 6, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I'm just tired. Tired of the bloat, of the same thing with minor changes, of the endless roll of capitalism becomes what it always must become. Companies get eternally greedier and lazier, games cost more and deliver less.

(609 characters turned to image for stupid Bsky character limit.)
June 6, 2025 at 9:59 AM
“Switch 2 Release Day OhMyGod!”

You fool. You buffoon. Look at my egg child.
June 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Shoutout this Dropout email.
Another rad week indeed.
June 5, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Vibin’.

(Slithery Serenade - Louie Zong.)
June 5, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Movie night.
June 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM