Happy Outtiversarry!!

You are a never ending fountain of furious joy. Thanks for that.

I know where to find you my brother. And you know where to find me.

It understood the assignment PERFECTLY. Be stupider than a bag of hammers with no heads, but do it FUN.
FLIPPED A TANKER, PARACHUTED A TANK. NO BRAINS, ONLY SPLOSIONS. PEAK AMERICAN MOVIE FUCK YEAH!

Can’t in good conscience “like” this, but can understand it.

See, this is PEAK White Dork done right. It’s so corny and earnest and goofy that I’d be mocking it relentlessly if Lander hadn’t shown the country, live and unfiltered, that he walks as hard as he talks. He’s real. He will cause good trouble.
I’m in Cali, but NY, please, send this guy to Congress.

Damn sir. That’s a wound.
Strength and progress to you today.

We desperately need these two to make an unannounced visit to the White House.

A true classic.

Can confirm. My aunt is Minnesotan, and she’s got a wit like a whip.

Behave as if you belong.

Because you do.

Anyone who disagrees can get fscked.

Yeah, but will you invite friends over to plate that body with a nice cranberry glaze and a side of mushrooms, then testify to my dipshit hunting skills as we dig in and the mushrooms start to take effect?

Seriously loving these recommendations. Being “old and out of touch” (as I am) makes finding good new shit tougher than it used to be, so, thank you.

:(

As a designer of no note or fame, but 30 years experience?

Pantone can get fscked. They used to be the standard. Then they got greedy, and decided “color” as a concept should be a subscription service.

Buncha twits.