The Magenta Oblong is a friendly fellow
@emptymind.bsky.social
Cranky GenX Goth (AF)
Autistic. Agnostic. Positive Nihilist.
More Walter Mitty than Walter White.
Ace guy. Fat dad bod.
Cats > People.
I mostly talk about politics, autism, and geeky shit.
I swear. A lot.
Autistic. Agnostic. Positive Nihilist.
More Walter Mitty than Walter White.
Ace guy. Fat dad bod.
Cats > People.
I mostly talk about politics, autism, and geeky shit.
I swear. A lot.
December 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
#morningcat
Here, have some extremely therapeutic orange. Her scientific name is “snuggleasaurus murderbeansiti”.
Here, have some extremely therapeutic orange. Her scientific name is “snuggleasaurus murderbeansiti”.
December 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
#morningcat
Here, have some extremely therapeutic orange. Her scientific name is “snuggleasaurus murderbeansiti”.
Here, have some extremely therapeutic orange. Her scientific name is “snuggleasaurus murderbeansiti”.
December 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
You just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Huh. That tracks. She tries to murder me every morning.
Huh. That tracks. She tries to murder me every morning.
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM
You just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Huh. That tracks. She tries to murder me every morning.
Huh. That tracks. She tries to murder me every morning.
Pffft. Nemesis? She ain’t all that, just because she carried us halfway across the galaxy she acts like she the hottest thing since Emerson. She’s just a big damn taxi, that’s all…….
…….
…
She’s right behind me, isn’t she?
#transformers
#bots
#toys
…….
…
She’s right behind me, isn’t she?
#transformers
#bots
#toys
November 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Pffft. Nemesis? She ain’t all that, just because she carried us halfway across the galaxy she acts like she the hottest thing since Emerson. She’s just a big damn taxi, that’s all…….
…….
…
She’s right behind me, isn’t she?
#transformers
#bots
#toys
…….
…
She’s right behind me, isn’t she?
#transformers
#bots
#toys
Christmas traditions are not always bad. This is one of mine. Every years me and a few hundred like minded freaks from all walks of life gather here to wallow in the world of Dickens.
It’s part Christmas Craft Fair, part dodgy history lesson, part bar, part theatre…
It’s part Christmas Craft Fair, part dodgy history lesson, part bar, part theatre…
November 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Christmas traditions are not always bad. This is one of mine. Every years me and a few hundred like minded freaks from all walks of life gather here to wallow in the world of Dickens.
It’s part Christmas Craft Fair, part dodgy history lesson, part bar, part theatre…
It’s part Christmas Craft Fair, part dodgy history lesson, part bar, part theatre…
Minor Acts of Joy: Pocket friends, check this action out. I taught my FIRST EVER theatre class yesterday (improv street theatre - villains edition) at workshops for #Dickens.
And it went pretty darn good, even if the class was SIGNIFICANTLY LARGER than I was expecting. Woof!
And it went pretty darn good, even if the class was SIGNIFICANTLY LARGER than I was expecting. Woof!
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Minor Acts of Joy: Pocket friends, check this action out. I taught my FIRST EVER theatre class yesterday (improv street theatre - villains edition) at workshops for #Dickens.
And it went pretty darn good, even if the class was SIGNIFICANTLY LARGER than I was expecting. Woof!
And it went pretty darn good, even if the class was SIGNIFICANTLY LARGER than I was expecting. Woof!
Inspired by @okgokid.bsky.social and @punkrockdoll.bsky.social - but I’m not a writer. I did used to be a half decent artist before age and adulthood took me. So in that spirit, something from my very early 20s. A kindly angel.
November 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Inspired by @okgokid.bsky.social and @punkrockdoll.bsky.social - but I’m not a writer. I did used to be a half decent artist before age and adulthood took me. So in that spirit, something from my very early 20s. A kindly angel.
I made a candy bowl. Surely the children will love it. It has candy in it. Yay. Candy.
#halloween
#candy
#spooky
#halloween
#candy
#spooky
October 31, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I made a candy bowl. Surely the children will love it. It has candy in it. Yay. Candy.
#halloween
#candy
#spooky
#halloween
#candy
#spooky
if you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
October 31, 2025 at 3:43 PM
if you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
October 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
October 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
STEPHEN MILLER LOOKS LIKE A LIMP PENIS (IN COLD WATER)!!
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
October 7, 2025 at 12:05 PM
STEPHEN MILLER LOOKS LIKE A LIMP PENIS (IN COLD WATER)!!
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
October 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
This is the Platonically perfect example of the problem describing itself, right here.
I genuinely cannot tell if the response to Jay was intended as humor, or trolling, or, god forbid, just EPICALLY un-self-aware.
Whatever, it’s hilarious.
I genuinely cannot tell if the response to Jay was intended as humor, or trolling, or, god forbid, just EPICALLY un-self-aware.
Whatever, it’s hilarious.
October 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This is the Platonically perfect example of the problem describing itself, right here.
I genuinely cannot tell if the response to Jay was intended as humor, or trolling, or, god forbid, just EPICALLY un-self-aware.
Whatever, it’s hilarious.
I genuinely cannot tell if the response to Jay was intended as humor, or trolling, or, god forbid, just EPICALLY un-self-aware.
Whatever, it’s hilarious.
The last gif/image you saved is your OG….Who’s your OG?
IM OLD! WUTS AN OG?
IM OLD! WUTS AN OG?
September 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The last gif/image you saved is your OG….Who’s your OG?
IM OLD! WUTS AN OG?
IM OLD! WUTS AN OG?
Ovinomancer.
Reusable sheepification? Love it.
Sure, it’s janky AF, and bad against graveyards, and crazy expensive, and…. Ok. Fine. It’s a bad card.
But I will
Always love it. And anyone who mocks me for it can get sheeped.
Reusable sheepification? Love it.
Sure, it’s janky AF, and bad against graveyards, and crazy expensive, and…. Ok. Fine. It’s a bad card.
But I will
Always love it. And anyone who mocks me for it can get sheeped.
September 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Ovinomancer.
Reusable sheepification? Love it.
Sure, it’s janky AF, and bad against graveyards, and crazy expensive, and…. Ok. Fine. It’s a bad card.
But I will
Always love it. And anyone who mocks me for it can get sheeped.
Reusable sheepification? Love it.
Sure, it’s janky AF, and bad against graveyards, and crazy expensive, and…. Ok. Fine. It’s a bad card.
But I will
Always love it. And anyone who mocks me for it can get sheeped.
Lord, grant me the simple contentment of this Little Orange Cat™️, and may my existence bring the peace and joy to others that hers brings to me.
Amen.
Amen.
September 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Lord, grant me the simple contentment of this Little Orange Cat™️, and may my existence bring the peace and joy to others that hers brings to me.
Amen.
Amen.
if you see this, qtp w/a .gif of the last show/ movie you watched
September 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
if you see this, qtp w/a .gif of the last show/ movie you watched
Everything sucks and a once great nation is falling to fascism. Not here though. Not in this house. I have a guardian. I have a little orange kitty. She ain’t gonna take no shit.
September 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Everything sucks and a once great nation is falling to fascism. Not here though. Not in this house. I have a guardian. I have a little orange kitty. She ain’t gonna take no shit.
This is an abomination.
I fully expect it will be an abomination IN MY MOUTH at the earliest available opportunity.
#quoteskeet if you too are unabashed in your love of culinary nightmares. And NOBODY does it like TB
(Image yoinked from @charloh.online below…)
Psst: read the alt text
I fully expect it will be an abomination IN MY MOUTH at the earliest available opportunity.
#quoteskeet if you too are unabashed in your love of culinary nightmares. And NOBODY does it like TB
(Image yoinked from @charloh.online below…)
Psst: read the alt text
September 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
This is an abomination.
I fully expect it will be an abomination IN MY MOUTH at the earliest available opportunity.
#quoteskeet if you too are unabashed in your love of culinary nightmares. And NOBODY does it like TB
(Image yoinked from @charloh.online below…)
Psst: read the alt text
I fully expect it will be an abomination IN MY MOUTH at the earliest available opportunity.
#quoteskeet if you too are unabashed in your love of culinary nightmares. And NOBODY does it like TB
(Image yoinked from @charloh.online below…)
Psst: read the alt text
typeofyou.alltheway.tw/en/
I AM boring! Well spotted weird-ass intertube quiz!!
I AM boring! Well spotted weird-ass intertube quiz!!
September 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
typeofyou.alltheway.tw/en/
I AM boring! Well spotted weird-ass intertube quiz!!
I AM boring! Well spotted weird-ass intertube quiz!!
There are NO domesticated cats. But there ARE tame, trained humans.
September 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
There are NO domesticated cats. But there ARE tame, trained humans.