Is Boston Rob that hard up for attention?

I found out the other day it's not even Travolta dancing! They put his face on a broadway dude

Omg I'd happily be an elf for that Santa!!

My grandmother used to say that nothing settled her mind like a Coke and my mother is the same way and I just want to scream about how it's self medication!

Hell even in Gilmore girls she was neurotic but never really the butt of the joke

At least the robots don't do one of these

I was SO glad I had the forethought to cross the street before he pulled up so he didn't know where I lived

Ah shit I stopped counting to number them partway through. I was ubering for a reason and the bourbon and drunk history has me tipsy

There will be untold numbers of natural disasters. He ended it by telling me he's building his own bunker. Unclear if that's before or after he moves to El Salvador because it's safer (his wife won't let him). All I could do was nod silently and will the car to move faster.

There are thousands of terrorists in this country that are ready to kill us for their 7 (you read that number right) virgins in heaven. There are hundreds of thousands of gangs and next year will sound like fireworks every day, only it will be bullets

They are husband and wife and you can prove it by googling and finding photos of them kissing. The stone on the top of the monument has an evil eye and it measures 6 ft by 6 ft by 6 ft, the mark of the beast.

They're gonna make the frog gay!