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Sometimes it really is rocket science. I'll post relentlessly about Big Brother during the season so mute the hashtags now if that's not your thing. Also college football and plenty of politics
Oh so much more fun fact of the night: a young George Washington tried putting the moves on a married woman by writing to her that he was just home from war and feeling under the weather and that he didn't know how to make preserves so could she come teach him
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Oh so much more fun fact of the night: a young George Washington tried putting the moves on a married woman by writing to her that he was just home from war and feeling under the weather and that he didn't know how to make preserves so could she come teach him
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Miami fired Manny Diaz to make room for Mario Christobal and Diaz won an ACC Title before Christobal
It just dawned on me that Miami fired Manny Diaz to make room for Mario Christobal and Diaz is going to make an ACC Conference Title Game before Christobal
look at my guy
December 7, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Miami fired Manny Diaz to make room for Mario Christobal and Diaz won an ACC Title before Christobal
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big football day for haters
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
big football day for haters
BOo HOO hoo. I love mess!
a man in a red shirt with the word crew on it leans on a brick wall
Alt: a man in a red shirt with the word crew on it leans on a brick wall
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December 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
BOo HOO hoo. I love mess!
So I had a hell of an Uber ride into town tonight. What should have been a little over ten minutes turned into twenty minutes of some of the most unhinged conspiracy theories I've heard in person. The statue of liberty is Babylonian witchcraft. Uncle Sam is lucifer. (1/3)
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
So I had a hell of an Uber ride into town tonight. What should have been a little over ten minutes turned into twenty minutes of some of the most unhinged conspiracy theories I've heard in person. The statue of liberty is Babylonian witchcraft. Uncle Sam is lucifer. (1/3)
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I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
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“JuSt ImMiGrAtE ThE RiGhT WaY”
Routine naturalization ceremonies scheduled for this month in Putnam, Dutchess and Ulster counties to welcome new U.S. citizens were abruptly canceled last week by the federal government, surprising local officials. buff.ly/8emFeDU
Citizen Ceremonies Canceled
Dutchess, Putnam clerks say they have new dates for next year
buff.ly
December 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
“JuSt ImMiGrAtE ThE RiGhT WaY”
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Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
December 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
Okay then that shearling is amazing
December 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Okay then that shearling is amazing
Anyone have any tips for dressing for an interview when it's still available so cold outside? My usual "dress up" for conferences and big meetings this time of year is just a nice sweater and slacks but I'm not sure if that's businessy enough
December 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Anyone have any tips for dressing for an interview when it's still available so cold outside? My usual "dress up" for conferences and big meetings this time of year is just a nice sweater and slacks but I'm not sure if that's businessy enough
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Why do we aspire to artificial intelligence when there’s still so much organic stupidity
Dumbest thing in modern post-9/11 air travel:
SecurIty conveyor belts that don’t automatically stack trays with a sign next to them asking travelers to do it themselves
Just why
SecurIty conveyor belts that don’t automatically stack trays with a sign next to them asking travelers to do it themselves
Just why
December 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Why do we aspire to artificial intelligence when there’s still so much organic stupidity
In love? Love each other? #tar38
a man wearing glasses and a suit has the number 5 on his chest
Alt: a man wearing glasses and a suit has the number 5 on his chest
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December 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
In love? Love each other? #tar38
Oh I would be so sat for this
Dear Santa, please please please please please please... #PushingDaisies
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Oh I would be so sat for this
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December 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
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BODACIOUS IGNATIUS
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
BODACIOUS IGNATIUS
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i am dying laughing at the malort advent calendar
December 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
i am dying laughing at the malort advent calendar
One down, one bookshelf to go. It's only 11pm this is light work
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
One down, one bookshelf to go. It's only 11pm this is light work
Building two complex IKEA pieces the night before I return to work and they have a two day drive is pretty much a solid definition of the brand of insanity that runs in my family
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Building two complex IKEA pieces the night before I return to work and they have a two day drive is pretty much a solid definition of the brand of insanity that runs in my family