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Emily Duncan
@emilyslamduncan.bsky.social
writer, comedian, home cook, nova scotian in new york
you've heard of girl dinner, now meet ✨locust lunch✨, wherein i tear through whatever snacks are already open/almost gone and pat myself on the back for making space in the kitchen
May 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
i heard if you sin between popes it doesn't count so guess who's feeling slothfulllll
May 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Reposted by Emily Duncan
Totally agree with this. Flying a person to a third country that they may never have been to, directly into a prison where they are going to be forced to do hard labor, is not a deportation; it's something else entirely.
@washingtonpost.com They were not DEPORTED. Deported means sending them back to their country of origin. These people were sent to a maximum security prison in El Salvador, without any due process or any analysis as to whether they feared harm in El Salvador!
In America, EVERYONE has a RIGHT to due process - regardless of immigration status. It’s fundamental to our Constitution.

Deporting hundreds of people in secret by invoking a wartime proclamation is a blatant abuse of power by President Trump.
March 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
when I say “the sopranos changed my life,” I mean I live in fear of accidentally setting my bathrobe on fire
March 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Reposted by Emily Duncan
The People's Union USA, a grassroots group, is calling on Americans to join a national boycott by not shopping for 24 hours on Friday.
A movement is calling for an 'economic blackout' on Friday. Here's what to know
The People's Union USA, a grassroots group, is calling on Americans to join a national boycott by not shopping for 24 hours on Friday.
www.npr.org
February 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
i hate to say it, but i think the horrors™️ might be starting to negatively affect my productivity
January 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
what in carnation
January 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
the years really do start coming, and they don't stop coming. smash mouth was right
December 18, 2024 at 7:12 PM
dreaming of an NBA announcer who calls dunks "dumps"
December 17, 2024 at 2:27 AM
i have a sick mind. i call it bart green 😈
November 30, 2024 at 2:07 AM
i just can't start my day until i've had my big wet cup of hot brown
November 23, 2024 at 1:08 PM
i heard posting hog helps you do well on bluesky and, well, i'll try anything once
November 21, 2024 at 9:50 PM
any sandwich can be a breakfast sandwich if you eat it while experiencing existential dread
November 19, 2024 at 7:00 PM
ok when and why did I do this
January 19, 2024 at 9:57 PM
used to be come the weekend folks’d get slizzard, now we’re all just slired (sleepy, tired)
January 15, 2024 at 11:40 PM