emily!
@emilydohrk.bsky.social
recovering weird horse girl, dashcon survivor, gluten free, and burned-out lab scientist.
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emily!
@emilydohrk.bsky.social
· Jan 18
Okay with everyone coming to Bluesky I need to say something:
We call them skeets and if you know me in real life, no you don't! 🥴
We call them skeets and if you know me in real life, no you don't! 🥴
I have leads on 3 possible new realtors!! Still debating about giving my current one another showing or not but it feels good to have options
I told the realtor no (mostly because of the mouse problem) and CALLED ME To make sure I was sure? That I knew I was passing up a really great property? And actually every home has mice?
Chat... Do I need a new realtor?
Chat... Do I need a new realtor?
I went to my first home showing today and my realtor is encouraging me to put in an offer and I... Don't know if I wanna
February 11, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I have leads on 3 possible new realtors!! Still debating about giving my current one another showing or not but it feels good to have options
Reposted by emily!
So apparently white Americans in Minneapolis are putting Mexican flags on their cars so ICE agents waste time pulling them over. They call it ICE fishing. 🤣😂
February 7, 2026 at 6:51 PM
So apparently white Americans in Minneapolis are putting Mexican flags on their cars so ICE agents waste time pulling them over. They call it ICE fishing. 🤣😂
I told the realtor no (mostly because of the mouse problem) and CALLED ME To make sure I was sure? That I knew I was passing up a really great property? And actually every home has mice?
Chat... Do I need a new realtor?
Chat... Do I need a new realtor?
I went to my first home showing today and my realtor is encouraging me to put in an offer and I... Don't know if I wanna
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 PM
I told the realtor no (mostly because of the mouse problem) and CALLED ME To make sure I was sure? That I knew I was passing up a really great property? And actually every home has mice?
Chat... Do I need a new realtor?
Chat... Do I need a new realtor?
I took two Sudafed and an ibuprofen for a headache I have and how long until the pills kick in 🥺
February 9, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I took two Sudafed and an ibuprofen for a headache I have and how long until the pills kick in 🥺
Reposted by emily!
As figure skating competition opens at the Winter Olympics, I am compelled to remind you of the level of true artistry this discipline can yield.
There's never been anyone quite like Evgeni Plushenko, who is the answer to the question "what if Hansel from ZOOLANDER were real, and he could skate?"
There's never been anyone quite like Evgeni Plushenko, who is the answer to the question "what if Hansel from ZOOLANDER were real, and he could skate?"
2002 GPF (EX) Plushenko - Sex Bomb
YouTube video by prednost
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February 7, 2026 at 9:37 PM
As figure skating competition opens at the Winter Olympics, I am compelled to remind you of the level of true artistry this discipline can yield.
There's never been anyone quite like Evgeni Plushenko, who is the answer to the question "what if Hansel from ZOOLANDER were real, and he could skate?"
There's never been anyone quite like Evgeni Plushenko, who is the answer to the question "what if Hansel from ZOOLANDER were real, and he could skate?"
I went to my first home showing today and my realtor is encouraging me to put in an offer and I... Don't know if I wanna
February 8, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I went to my first home showing today and my realtor is encouraging me to put in an offer and I... Don't know if I wanna
It's forced weighted blanket time (I got overwhelmed and now Zissou is slowly crushing me into the couch)
February 7, 2026 at 1:07 AM
It's forced weighted blanket time (I got overwhelmed and now Zissou is slowly crushing me into the couch)
Do you ever agree to get your whole car door replaced only to find they maybe didn't replace your whole car door because why is there dog hair in a NEW CAR DOOR
February 7, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Do you ever agree to get your whole car door replaced only to find they maybe didn't replace your whole car door because why is there dog hair in a NEW CAR DOOR
Good news: it IS just a sensor that picked a hell of a time to go bad!
Got my car back and now this is a thing that's happening (it is going back tomorrow for them to check, it is probably a sensor that has picked a hell of a time to go bad but 😒 thoughts on a rav4 vs forester for a next car?)
February 6, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Good news: it IS just a sensor that picked a hell of a time to go bad!
Got my car back and now this is a thing that's happening (it is going back tomorrow for them to check, it is probably a sensor that has picked a hell of a time to go bad but 😒 thoughts on a rav4 vs forester for a next car?)
February 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Got my car back and now this is a thing that's happening (it is going back tomorrow for them to check, it is probably a sensor that has picked a hell of a time to go bad but 😒 thoughts on a rav4 vs forester for a next car?)
My Kia is ready for pickup and I don't want to go back 😭
I have a NICE MAZDA for my rental car while my Soul is getting repaired and I'm really happy that I have heated seats for the next... While.
February 4, 2026 at 10:35 PM
My Kia is ready for pickup and I don't want to go back 😭
I had to drink coffee today due to an unfortunate Adderall situation and my tummy was mostly okay and now suddenly it is very much not okay
February 4, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I had to drink coffee today due to an unfortunate Adderall situation and my tummy was mostly okay and now suddenly it is very much not okay
Found these in my closet today, leaving me with MANY questions.
At least I know his teeth are fine.
At least I know his teeth are fine.
February 4, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Found these in my closet today, leaving me with MANY questions.
At least I know his teeth are fine.
At least I know his teeth are fine.
Found a small lump on Zissou last night and I am spiralling because I'm not spiralling??? Like I should be more worried about this but I'm just? Not?
February 3, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Found a small lump on Zissou last night and I am spiralling because I'm not spiralling??? Like I should be more worried about this but I'm just? Not?
(cries in gluten free)
Guys, I really need to talk about something dumb and meaningless. What's a universally beloved sweet treat that you think is just mid? For me, it's meringue.
February 1, 2026 at 3:06 AM
(cries in gluten free)
Do I open a bottle of nicer Chardonnay or Cabernet Sauvignon for Catherine O'Hara tonight
January 31, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Do I open a bottle of nicer Chardonnay or Cabernet Sauvignon for Catherine O'Hara tonight
For a moment of levity: the goober was straight up crushing me into the couch moments before this photo was taken.
January 30, 2026 at 3:47 AM
For a moment of levity: the goober was straight up crushing me into the couch moments before this photo was taken.
I have a NICE MAZDA for my rental car while my Soul is getting repaired and I'm really happy that I have heated seats for the next... While.
January 27, 2026 at 9:49 PM
I have a NICE MAZDA for my rental car while my Soul is getting repaired and I'm really happy that I have heated seats for the next... While.
He says I could probably share my cheeseburger macaroni.
I won't share, but at least he's a cute date ❤️
I won't share, but at least he's a cute date ❤️
January 27, 2026 at 2:58 AM
He says I could probably share my cheeseburger macaroni.
I won't share, but at least he's a cute date ❤️
I won't share, but at least he's a cute date ❤️
Making cheeseburger macaroni tonight because I need calories to survive the winter
January 27, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Making cheeseburger macaroni tonight because I need calories to survive the winter
Helped push a car out of snow today in -1° weather, which means this FIB has perhaps become a full Wisconsin resident
January 24, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Helped push a car out of snow today in -1° weather, which means this FIB has perhaps become a full Wisconsin resident
Reposted by emily!
she died doing what she loved: trying to pet something that she shouldn’t
January 24, 2026 at 1:56 AM
she died doing what she loved: trying to pet something that she shouldn’t
I think Zissou passed the last of the avocado pits today, but this is not stopping me from bagging and then squishing his poop to check for hard bits for the next 48 hours just in case.
I love my puppy but damn. I don't think he knows just how much love it takes to inspect his poop like that.
I love my puppy but damn. I don't think he knows just how much love it takes to inspect his poop like that.
January 23, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I think Zissou passed the last of the avocado pits today, but this is not stopping me from bagging and then squishing his poop to check for hard bits for the next 48 hours just in case.
I love my puppy but damn. I don't think he knows just how much love it takes to inspect his poop like that.
I love my puppy but damn. I don't think he knows just how much love it takes to inspect his poop like that.
It is -17° F. With windchill it is -40, which is the same in Celsius or fahrenheit.
January 23, 2026 at 2:05 PM
It is -17° F. With windchill it is -40, which is the same in Celsius or fahrenheit.
Okay good news: they induced vomiting and got some pieces of pit up, they're sending us home to monitor after they give him an anti-nausea and some fluids. Tonight's prescription is small meals and plenty of poop runs.
The weather forecast tonight in Madison Wisconsin is not something we talk about
The weather forecast tonight in Madison Wisconsin is not something we talk about
Guess who ate two entire avocados and an additional avocado but without the pit and is at the urgent care having vomiting induced 😬
Guess who bought the avocados yesterday and really genuinely thought she had put them out of reach of her dog 😔
Guess who bought the avocados yesterday and really genuinely thought she had put them out of reach of her dog 😔
January 23, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Okay good news: they induced vomiting and got some pieces of pit up, they're sending us home to monitor after they give him an anti-nausea and some fluids. Tonight's prescription is small meals and plenty of poop runs.
The weather forecast tonight in Madison Wisconsin is not something we talk about
The weather forecast tonight in Madison Wisconsin is not something we talk about