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Mark Anderson
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Krusty in a voting booth, saying of Sideshow Bob, "Well he framed me for armed robbery but, man I'm aching for that upper-class tax cut."
October 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Homer and Marge are my Mom’s age since they’re class of ‘74 born in ‘56, but as of this year, I’m 6 years older than Homer at his 39 age. (He was 36 for a while). When the show started I was Bart and Lisa’s age.
August 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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August 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Mayor Quinn in this office with Free Bob protestors out of the window. He’s saying “Very Well. If that’s the way the winds are blowing let no one say I don’t also blow”
July 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Smithers saying “um well sir, it happened 25 years before I was born” and Mr Burns says to him “oh that’s your excuse for everything!” Mr. Burns is holding a stock ticker from the Black Monday 1929, when he stopped checking.
June 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Bort? Who is named Bort?
A scene from the Simpsons itchy and scratchy land episode where Bart is looking at license plates with a woman grabbing her son. A man is in the background. The text: “MOMMY, BUY ME A LICENSE PLATE! NO. COME ALONG BORT. ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? NO. MY SON IS ALSO NAMED BORT.” From the episode is listed.
June 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Yep, look at this nonsense:
Alpha and Beta sheet diagram of EPSPS
June 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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So, we're doing the WMD thing again? I guess the early aughts are retro now...
June 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Simpsons scene where Bette Middler chases down jailbird’s pickup truck on foot and knocks him off the road with the soda can he threw. From episode Krusty Gets Kanceled
June 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Yeah, seems about right. Basically exactly what my brain is processing today.
June 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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May 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Zapp Brannigan yelling “stop exploding, you cowards!” while Kif looks at him wearily.
May 28, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Some good news: www.inquirer.com/politics/ele...
Graphic from Philly Inquirer that says "Larry Krasner has won" With 59.3% of turnout reported, he leads 63,987 votes or 36.6% to Pat Dugan's 39,758 votes or 22.7%.
May 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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So I think they might be getting an above average number of comments: www.regulations.gov/commenton/FD...
Image from Regulation.gov website saying: Comments Received 8,826
May 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Homer wearing his Pulitzer and Lisa frowning and saying “At least take off your Pulitzer Prize when you say that.”
May 9, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Approximate image of me playing this game.
Grandpa Simpson saying "You know might go to the same place at the same time...Geez, you think this would get easier with time!" to Beatrice
February 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM