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Elizabeth Dutton, M.D.
@emdutton-md.bsky.social
1st year surgical resident. BS - Organic Chem / BA - Psychology

I like black coffee, nonfiction books, and men with manners.
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Rest In Piss Dick Cheney.

You should have died three decades ago, and spared us all two-and-a-half decades of pointless foreign policy quagmires that accomplished nothing.
Rest In Piss Dick Cheney.

You should have died three decades ago, and spared us all two-and-a-half decades of pointless foreign policy quagmires that accomplished nothing.
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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The next time you're ready to cleverly imply that somebody else is stupid by citing this study, take a moment to really understand what the study's findings were!
The Dunning-Kruger Effect Has Been Cited for 26 Years, but Most People Still Misunderstand It
The lesson isn’t that dumb people are overconfident, according to its co-creator. It’s that you are.
www.inc.com
October 26, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Some absolutely top notch orange cattery here
October 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Happy Global Champagne Day

🍾 🥂 🍾

Best enjoyed on the beach in Santa Monica with Marilyn Monroe. In a towel.
October 24, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Define your taste in books with 8 authors:

✨ J.R.R. Tolkien
✨ Naomi Klein
✨ R.A. Salvatore
✨ Thomas Frank
✨ Michael Lewis
✨ Eric Foner
✨ Matt Taibbi
✨ Jane Mayer
Define your taste in books with 8 authors:

✨ Ana Huang
✨ Elsie Silver
✨ K.M Moronova
✨ S.J Tilly
✨ Brynne Weaver
✨Aurora Ascher
✨ Neva Altaj
✨ Meghan Quinn

#BookSky
Define your taste in books with 8 authors:

✨ Ali Hazelwood
✨ Hank Green
✨ Elle Kennedy
✨ Marie Lu
✨ Fredrik Backman
✨ John Green
✨ Emily Henry
✨ Becka Mack

#BookSky 💙📚
October 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
All of the big beefy in-shape guys, willing to show off their very impressive members in the "What's Hot" feed, are seemingly all gay.

What's a poor bereft straight girl like me supposed to do?
October 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
'bout an hour ago, I helped extricate two .380 caliber bullets from a guy's kidney and stomach. I was COVERED in blood, and I was exactly where I needed to be, I felt. I was happy.

My boss said "Dutton, you're born for this shit. You don't get rattled by a fucking thing."

I fucking don't.
October 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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but would you sit outside
in the cold air with me
for a minute
and drink in the night sky
and then kiss me
October 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
People who run social media accounts roleplaying as one of their pets are honestly worse than Disney adults.
October 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Starting up my second read through of Doppelganger by @naomiaklein.bsky.social . She's a real inspiration to me, and I really am hoping to meet her one day!

#booksky
October 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I was on a date at this really cute bistro cafe, and this girl kept saying "I have a boyfriend!" reflexively and repeatedly to this dude trying to get her attention. Finally, he stopped, and I looked over at him, pointing back at the girl with his friends laughing, and I realized >>
October 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
unsolicited picnic
October 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
You know what? Maybe it's actually a really *good* thing that I work 60 hours a week, and I have no time to play D&D with strangers anymore.
October 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I haven't had a cigarette since sophomore year of college. I'm proud I was able to quit, and hey I don't have to be one of those asshole hypocrite doctors who smokes while telling others to quit.

That said, when I'm having a bad day, and I pass by somebody smoking, I still get tempted, momentarily.
October 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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It's quite simple.

Very rich people are blaming immigrants and disabled people, for stealing all the money (exactly as Adolf Hitler did).

Because they are stealing all the money.

This trick is literally hundreds of years old, and it is the only one they have.
October 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Lots of dicks on display in the 'medicine and research' feed. I'm not complaining, just commenting on how bewildered I felt upon noticing it.

One moment you're reading up on questionable vax studies, and the next it's some dude with a penis pump extoling the therapeutic qualities of said device.
October 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Very much enjoying the inflatable frog segment of the civil war.
October 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross
October 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
October 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I don't even like anime (you might even call me a bit of a hater!), but this movie is a true work of art. As a fan of psychological thrillers, this is top-notch!
How do you improve on perfection? A terrific and terrifying experience that redefines the boundaries of animation, in Satoshi Kon’s identity crisis psycho thriller

Dirty Japanese classic returns to UK cinemas tonight:

dmovies.org/2017/10/25/p...
Perfect Blue - DMovies
A dirtylicious experience that redefines the boundaries of animation, Satoshi Kon’s identity crisis psycho thriller returns to UK cinemas
dmovies.org
October 10, 2025 at 12:31 PM
lol no
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
October 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I don't have a problem! I can quit any time!

#Fallout76
October 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Somebody left me a bouquet of flowers on my car. No note, but they either knew (or guessed somehow...) that I like yellow and orange flowers.
October 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
If you know, you know.
October 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM