Evan
@ematthewcobb.bsky.social
NYC. Swimmer / climber. Had a couple Tumblrs you might have liked. Holy Priest since 1.0.9. 🏳️🌈🇩🇪🇫🇷🇮🇸🇪🇸🇸🇪🇨🇿
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Macaulay Culkin on Instagram. 😢
January 30, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Macaulay Culkin on Instagram. 😢
“Holy isn’t fun now that I can’t cast PWS, Renew, or a wet noodle dot” tells me the problem is with the players
January 28, 2026 at 4:25 AM
“Holy isn’t fun now that I can’t cast PWS, Renew, or a wet noodle dot” tells me the problem is with the players
Glad for firings and resignations but the instant we have power back we are going to prosecute these fucks to the maximum extent of the law for their capital crimes against our country - and punish them accordingly
January 27, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Glad for firings and resignations but the instant we have power back we are going to prosecute these fucks to the maximum extent of the law for their capital crimes against our country - and punish them accordingly
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored
January 24, 2026 at 10:36 PM
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored
And remember, these Nazis are public employees, killing you for fun to pocket big bonuses of your tax money
AP reports that an officer said “Boo Hoo” in response to angry protesters after a man was shot and killed by federal officers in Minneapolis.
(apnews.com/article/immi...)
(apnews.com/article/immi...)
January 24, 2026 at 8:08 PM
And remember, these Nazis are public employees, killing you for fun to pocket big bonuses of your tax money
we’re not going to make it to November
January 24, 2026 at 7:17 PM
we’re not going to make it to November
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This sure seems more like the tyranny the Constitution is supposed to protect against than forgiving student loans.
January 24, 2026 at 5:02 PM
This sure seems more like the tyranny the Constitution is supposed to protect against than forgiving student loans.
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This is quite literally one of the stupidest human beings alive
January 22, 2026 at 7:10 PM
This is quite literally one of the stupidest human beings alive
need to get snowed in this weekend in, like, a cabin with four or five fun hot friends
January 22, 2026 at 11:34 PM
need to get snowed in this weekend in, like, a cabin with four or five fun hot friends
The one thing I’ve seen in this award season and I am… surprised by this
‘SINNERS’ has broken history as the MOST-NOMINATED FILM OF ALL TIME at the Oscars with 16 nominations
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26
January 22, 2026 at 2:41 PM
The one thing I’ve seen in this award season and I am… surprised by this
Not that I want (more) economic misery here, but unless there are dire consequences for the shit the US is doing, it’ll never stop, so…
January 20, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Not that I want (more) economic misery here, but unless there are dire consequences for the shit the US is doing, it’ll never stop, so…
sometimes on your hour long subway home you just put on The Doors and long for the previous century
January 20, 2026 at 12:59 AM
sometimes on your hour long subway home you just put on The Doors and long for the previous century
Sinners… had moments, and then had some other moments.
January 19, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Sinners… had moments, and then had some other moments.
I haven’t had any issues with the last few MacOS releases, but upgrading to Tahoe 26.2 just now had *removed the ability to adjust display brightness* and yes Apple needs to get their shit together
January 19, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I haven’t had any issues with the last few MacOS releases, but upgrading to Tahoe 26.2 just now had *removed the ability to adjust display brightness* and yes Apple needs to get their shit together
no don’t reduce your online profile your so sexy aha
January 17, 2026 at 7:27 PM
no don’t reduce your online profile your so sexy aha
“Let me break my treaties or else I will punish my own people further”
God when is this gonna end
God when is this gonna end
BREAKING: Trump says eight European countries will be charged a 10% tariff for opposing U.S. control of Greenland.
Trump says 8 European countries will be charged a 10% tariff for opposing US control of Greenland
President Donald Trump says he'll charge a 10% import tax starting in February on goods from eight European countries because of opposition to U.S. control of Greenland.
bit.ly
January 17, 2026 at 4:53 PM
“Let me break my treaties or else I will punish my own people further”
God when is this gonna end
God when is this gonna end
got very beat up in the pool this morning so following it up by listening to Mitski and beating myself up over my lack of romantic fulfillment
January 15, 2026 at 6:55 PM
got very beat up in the pool this morning so following it up by listening to Mitski and beating myself up over my lack of romantic fulfillment
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This dude is intense and correct
January 15, 2026 at 9:05 AM
This dude is intense and correct
man everyone’s cute right now but I’m still:
January 13, 2026 at 9:47 PM
man everyone’s cute right now but I’m still:
If I ever am married I’m only going to say “my husband” the way drunk Alice Harford says it
January 12, 2026 at 1:29 AM
If I ever am married I’m only going to say “my husband” the way drunk Alice Harford says it
Ahh yes America First lump sum bribes!
Wait wait wait, while Americans have to pay hundreds of billions of dollars in new tariffs, Trump is going send over $10,000 to each person in *Greenland*?????????
This is a joke right ?
www.reuters.com/world/europe...
This is a joke right ?
www.reuters.com/world/europe...
Exclusive: Trump administration mulls payments to sway Greenlanders to join US
U.S. officials have discussed sending lump sum payments to Greenlanders as part of a bid to convince them to secede from Denmark and potentially join the United States, according to four sources famil...
www.reuters.com
January 8, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Ahh yes America First lump sum bribes!
The days are grim. Don’t forget to breathe.
January 8, 2026 at 2:05 PM
The days are grim. Don’t forget to breathe.
When a WoW content creator is like “I miss iconic Holy Priest abilities like Lightwell and Heal” I know to simply never watch their stuff again
January 8, 2026 at 1:17 AM
When a WoW content creator is like “I miss iconic Holy Priest abilities like Lightwell and Heal” I know to simply never watch their stuff again
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.