Cuntly Stephens
@em7add11.boner.solutions
professional pcap reader, amateur synth torturer
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How do you really know that when you stop looking at your reflection in a mirror it also stops looking at you
I have completely lost track of what day of the week it is
December 28, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I have completely lost track of what day of the week it is
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This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron
December 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron
We all see it, right?
December 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
We all see it, right?
Late entry for one of my favorite albums of 2025
kalimalone.bandcamp.com/album/magnet...
kalimalone.bandcamp.com/album/magnet...
Magnetism, by Kali Malone + Drew McDowall
5 track album
kalimalone.bandcamp.com
December 23, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Late entry for one of my favorite albums of 2025
kalimalone.bandcamp.com/album/magnet...
kalimalone.bandcamp.com/album/magnet...
This is why the algorithms think @kaylacasey.bsky.social is a gay man
Important news for the Bluesky userbase (37-year-olds who went to the free Prospect Park shows every summer): Wolf Parade has the No. 1 song on Spotify right now because it's in the gay hockey movie.
December 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
This is why the algorithms think @kaylacasey.bsky.social is a gay man
This article was what finally tipped me over the edge on a Defector subscription and that last paragraph has already justified the entire year's expense.
December 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
This article was what finally tipped me over the edge on a Defector subscription and that last paragraph has already justified the entire year's expense.
18 years ago today I was wrapping up a work trip to Canada that ended up being the impetus to my moving up here permanently
December 18, 2025 at 7:20 AM
18 years ago today I was wrapping up a work trip to Canada that ended up being the impetus to my moving up here permanently
It occurred to me today I've somehow never listened to E. 1999 Eternal beyond the two big singles
December 18, 2025 at 6:25 AM
It occurred to me today I've somehow never listened to E. 1999 Eternal beyond the two big singles
The Binding of Isaac is a great game but there's absolutely no fucking way I'm paying $100 for a Switch 2 version of it at this point.
December 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The Binding of Isaac is a great game but there's absolutely no fucking way I'm paying $100 for a Switch 2 version of it at this point.
No NFL meddling has made football immeasurably worse in the way that "football move" has - both in terms of the on-field product and having to hear announcers twist themselves in knots trying to guess how obvious reply calls will actually go
December 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
No NFL meddling has made football immeasurably worse in the way that "football move" has - both in terms of the on-field product and having to hear announcers twist themselves in knots trying to guess how obvious reply calls will actually go
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“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
Playing catch up on some stuff I missed this year and damn janeremover.bandcamp.com/album/ghosth...
Ghostholding, by venturing
13 track album
janeremover.bandcamp.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Playing catch up on some stuff I missed this year and damn janeremover.bandcamp.com/album/ghosth...
Rewatched all the Wick movies over the last couple weeks and here is the definitive ranking of them:
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December 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Rewatched all the Wick movies over the last couple weeks and here is the definitive ranking of them:
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When people say winter is their favorite season it should be legal to hit them with your car
December 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
When people say winter is their favorite season it should be legal to hit them with your car
I just found out there's a soccer team named the Seattle Sounders. I can only assume they are named after what the experience of watching soccer feels like.
December 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I just found out there's a soccer team named the Seattle Sounders. I can only assume they are named after what the experience of watching soccer feels like.
It is really hard to decide what my favorite song from 2025 was
December 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
It is really hard to decide what my favorite song from 2025 was
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I don't think we bother debunking this in A City on Mars, because it was less prominent a few years ago. But for ideas like this, you should always ask yourself something like "wait, wouldn't it be cheaper in Canada?"
December 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I don't think we bother debunking this in A City on Mars, because it was less prominent a few years ago. But for ideas like this, you should always ask yourself something like "wait, wouldn't it be cheaper in Canada?"
I think we may have to admit that like 90% of black metal sucks
December 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I think we may have to admit that like 90% of black metal sucks
Can I doordash a butterfly knife?
December 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Can I doordash a butterfly knife?
Last night I made a personal choice to exercise self-care and watched The Terminator (for the first time ever) rather than the hideous abomination that is KC Chiefs football this season.
December 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Last night I made a personal choice to exercise self-care and watched The Terminator (for the first time ever) rather than the hideous abomination that is KC Chiefs football this season.
Trying to listen to everyone's best-of lists for 2025
December 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Trying to listen to everyone's best-of lists for 2025
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December 4, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Manifesting for 2026:
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Bandcamp needs a tab on the collection page that shows pre-orders and recently unlocked albums.
December 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Bandcamp needs a tab on the collection page that shows pre-orders and recently unlocked albums.
Seems about right
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Seems about right