NotElsie
@elysenotelsie.bsky.social
Municipal government employee. College drop out. Only child. Homeowner. Meniere's Disease-haver. Middle aged dame. Detroit born and raised.
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The release of the Epstein files with no consequences feels like they’re bragging about what they got away with.
February 7, 2026 at 3:30 PM
The release of the Epstein files with no consequences feels like they’re bragging about what they got away with.
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By the way, for those of you not in MN: Homan’s strategy was to withdraw some agents, so it felt like we were in the denouement of the crisis, and then escalate hard against observers. They’re being incredibly aggressive with observers now. National media may not want to check out just yet
February 7, 2026 at 3:38 AM
By the way, for those of you not in MN: Homan’s strategy was to withdraw some agents, so it felt like we were in the denouement of the crisis, and then escalate hard against observers. They’re being incredibly aggressive with observers now. National media may not want to check out just yet
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People who should host The Muppet Show:
Quinta Brunson
Mel Brooks
Connor Storrie
Chelsea Perretti and Jordan Peele
Stephen Colbert
Fiona Apple
Quinta Brunson
Mel Brooks
Connor Storrie
Chelsea Perretti and Jordan Peele
Stephen Colbert
Fiona Apple
February 6, 2026 at 10:31 PM
People who should host The Muppet Show:
Quinta Brunson
Mel Brooks
Connor Storrie
Chelsea Perretti and Jordan Peele
Stephen Colbert
Fiona Apple
Quinta Brunson
Mel Brooks
Connor Storrie
Chelsea Perretti and Jordan Peele
Stephen Colbert
Fiona Apple
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Dear universe, can we just get one day of nothingness and boredom? 🙏🏽
February 6, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Dear universe, can we just get one day of nothingness and boredom? 🙏🏽
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Thousands of Colorado students have taken over downtown Denver, shutting down streets and demanding ICE OUT. Massive energy, and a message echoing across the city that can’t be ignored.✊🏼🙌🏼
February 5, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Thousands of Colorado students have taken over downtown Denver, shutting down streets and demanding ICE OUT. Massive energy, and a message echoing across the city that can’t be ignored.✊🏼🙌🏼
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Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
February 5, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
Like... we've been actively training our school kids how to respond to mass shooters for YEARS now. Did you think they were somehow unprepared for your unplanned, unarmed angry words?
Another Trump supporter tries to start funk with peaceful protesting kids… then realizes he doesn’t want the smoke.
www.instagram.com/reel/DUXW6qM...
www.instagram.com/reel/DUXW6qM...
February 5, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Like... we've been actively training our school kids how to respond to mass shooters for YEARS now. Did you think they were somehow unprepared for your unplanned, unarmed angry words?
You remember Showtime at the Apollo, when somebody started to absolutely bomb and they would be physically removed from the stage?
We should have some sort of Senator-Hook is what I'm saying. Make it fancy, make a fun ritual out of it. And get this guy THE FUCK OFF STAGE
We should have some sort of Senator-Hook is what I'm saying. Make it fancy, make a fun ritual out of it. And get this guy THE FUCK OFF STAGE
Schumer: "There should be no masks, except in the most unusual of circumstances -- you know, some guy was put up by a terrorist group or something"
February 5, 2026 at 2:43 PM
You remember Showtime at the Apollo, when somebody started to absolutely bomb and they would be physically removed from the stage?
We should have some sort of Senator-Hook is what I'm saying. Make it fancy, make a fun ritual out of it. And get this guy THE FUCK OFF STAGE
We should have some sort of Senator-Hook is what I'm saying. Make it fancy, make a fun ritual out of it. And get this guy THE FUCK OFF STAGE
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
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We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
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Mitch McConnell being on death's door is The Grim Reaper utterly and repeatedly failing at Pin the Tail on the Donkey.
Just amateur hour shit
Just amateur hour shit
February 4, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Mitch McConnell being on death's door is The Grim Reaper utterly and repeatedly failing at Pin the Tail on the Donkey.
Just amateur hour shit
Just amateur hour shit
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we say this guy chases polls or the Baileys or whatever, but the reality is that he’s just misaligned with Democrats. the polling is clear that this is not what Democrats want.
Chuck is an ideological, pro-cop centrist. He’s saying this because it’s his policy preference. It’s what he wants.
Chuck is an ideological, pro-cop centrist. He’s saying this because it’s his policy preference. It’s what he wants.
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 3, 2026 at 11:43 PM
we say this guy chases polls or the Baileys or whatever, but the reality is that he’s just misaligned with Democrats. the polling is clear that this is not what Democrats want.
Chuck is an ideological, pro-cop centrist. He’s saying this because it’s his policy preference. It’s what he wants.
Chuck is an ideological, pro-cop centrist. He’s saying this because it’s his policy preference. It’s what he wants.
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Q: What are you doing about a systematic coverup of horrific gender-based violence?
A: Hey! You’re a bitch! You should smile more!
A: Hey! You’re a bitch! You should smile more!
February 3, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Q: What are you doing about a systematic coverup of horrific gender-based violence?
A: Hey! You’re a bitch! You should smile more!
A: Hey! You’re a bitch! You should smile more!
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Martinez ends her testimony with this:
"If there's not justice for the people, let there be no peace for the government."
"If there's not justice for the people, let there be no peace for the government."
February 3, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Martinez ends her testimony with this:
"If there's not justice for the people, let there be no peace for the government."
"If there's not justice for the people, let there be no peace for the government."
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Republicans are in here cosplaying as protectors of women and children, but they were silent when Renee Good was killed, willingly voted to cut SNAP, and are now sitting by as ICE rips children away from their families.
Miss me with the selective outrage.
Miss me with the selective outrage.
February 3, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Republicans are in here cosplaying as protectors of women and children, but they were silent when Renee Good was killed, willingly voted to cut SNAP, and are now sitting by as ICE rips children away from their families.
Miss me with the selective outrage.
Miss me with the selective outrage.
I'm beginning to suspect that a lot of modern MAGA/GOP/Regime marriages are not based on mutual affection for one another, but on mutual hatred for other people and things. Which squares a lot of circles, honestly.
February 3, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I'm beginning to suspect that a lot of modern MAGA/GOP/Regime marriages are not based on mutual affection for one another, but on mutual hatred for other people and things. Which squares a lot of circles, honestly.
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February 3, 2026 at 1:21 PM
I love how every county has a weird law on the books like "Blind people can drive cars on Sundays between 2pm and 4pm" and we all agree to smile indulgently and kind of ignore it, but now we treat all existing Federal Laws meant to constrain corruption and tyranny the same way and that sucks.
February 3, 2026 at 2:56 PM
I love how every county has a weird law on the books like "Blind people can drive cars on Sundays between 2pm and 4pm" and we all agree to smile indulgently and kind of ignore it, but now we treat all existing Federal Laws meant to constrain corruption and tyranny the same way and that sucks.
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Robocop was not supposed to be aspirational.
Dearborn police launch first-of-its-kind real-time crime-fighting system with drones and integrated cameras
The Dearborn Police Department has become the first in Michigan to deploy FUSUS, a state-of-the-art real-time crime-monitoring system that integrates thousands of cameras with drones to fight crime.
www.wxyz.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Robocop was not supposed to be aspirational.
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Abolish ICE.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
February 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Abolish ICE.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
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In the not-too-distant future, RiffTrax is making four new episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000! Support us on Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com #RiffTraxMakesMST3K @mst3kofficial.bsky.social
February 2, 2026 at 6:20 PM
In the not-too-distant future, RiffTrax is making four new episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000! Support us on Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com #RiffTraxMakesMST3K @mst3kofficial.bsky.social
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Most people, even if they know about terrible abuses, will face systemic barriers to achieving justice. The world’s richest man does not face such systemic barriers. He has all the power and has demonstrated only that he will use it to create more injustice
February 2, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Most people, even if they know about terrible abuses, will face systemic barriers to achieving justice. The world’s richest man does not face such systemic barriers. He has all the power and has demonstrated only that he will use it to create more injustice