Wait, what?

This guy has popped up several times in my feed in the last few minutes, and my main takeaway is he has never really used a real tool. Like, a hammer is a theoretical thing to him.

The first time shaved my beard off in a long time was three years ago, and the first thing I thought when I looked in the mirror was "there's my dad".

We're estranged, and let's just say I probably won't be shaving my beard off anytime soon again

Indeed I do. But it was in service of the script...that he also wrote.

And I'm not joking. I bet it'd be pretty fucking good.

I know which one I'd rather have dinner with. And it's not even close. Dano would probably ask you questions, and genuinely listen to your answers.

I've been sick of his shit for a long time.

Personally, I want to see Tom Morello play the accordion.

He, not we.

I'm guessing because we was raised by people convinced that Bert and Earnie are gay and they're very vocal about it.

My "I lost my will to live" outfit doesn't involve shorts that short. But it probably does involve a whistle.

It's not running.