Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
December 8, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 5:09 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
He plays a dangerous game.
December 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
He plays a dangerous game.
So, I had this crazy idea for a pie based on that Starbucks drink everyone loves so damn much.
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
So, I had this crazy idea for a pie based on that Starbucks drink everyone loves so damn much.
Haunted houses are for dorks and wimps. Do you really want to have a creepy time? Climb into the crawlspace under your mom's condo building because you need to shut the water off to her terlit because the valve broke.
That requires true grit.
That requires true grit.
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Haunted houses are for dorks and wimps. Do you really want to have a creepy time? Climb into the crawlspace under your mom's condo building because you need to shut the water off to her terlit because the valve broke.
That requires true grit.
That requires true grit.
You and me both, frozen breakfast sandwich. You and me both.
November 6, 2025 at 1:01 PM
You and me both, frozen breakfast sandwich. You and me both.
Reminds me of this cool photo I took of a bunch of girls I thought were coming over to say hi, but instead just took a bunch of turns kicking me in the nuts.
November 6, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Reminds me of this cool photo I took of a bunch of girls I thought were coming over to say hi, but instead just took a bunch of turns kicking me in the nuts.
Doesn't seem that scary. But that's probably how he gets you.
October 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Doesn't seem that scary. But that's probably how he gets you.
Checked out a Dispatcher book by @scalzi.com from the local library. It turns out it's a signed edition.
Pretty cool.
Pretty cool.
October 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Checked out a Dispatcher book by @scalzi.com from the local library. It turns out it's a signed edition.
Pretty cool.
Pretty cool.
Guy found a new place to be.
October 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Guy found a new place to be.
Well, I'm doing it.
October 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Well, I'm doing it.
"A man in a star trek uniform..."
Scrolling last night, and saw someone comment with this gif. Out of curiosity, I clicked on the alt text.
I mean, come on.
Scrolling last night, and saw someone comment with this gif. Out of curiosity, I clicked on the alt text.
I mean, come on.
August 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
"A man in a star trek uniform..."
Scrolling last night, and saw someone comment with this gif. Out of curiosity, I clicked on the alt text.
I mean, come on.
Scrolling last night, and saw someone comment with this gif. Out of curiosity, I clicked on the alt text.
I mean, come on.
The other things I remember was the stage set consisted of giant fake amplifiers. Like 15 foot tall Marshall stacks replicas.
The effect was that Neil looked like he was 1 foot tall and playing 10 feet from me (remember, I was on acid).
The effect was that Neil looked like he was 1 foot tall and playing 10 feet from me (remember, I was on acid).
August 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The other things I remember was the stage set consisted of giant fake amplifiers. Like 15 foot tall Marshall stacks replicas.
The effect was that Neil looked like he was 1 foot tall and playing 10 feet from me (remember, I was on acid).
The effect was that Neil looked like he was 1 foot tall and playing 10 feet from me (remember, I was on acid).
Your mom is on the Rod Squad
August 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Your mom is on the Rod Squad
The sunglasses and style game on the bad guys from The Terror of Mechagodzilla (1975) are fucking totally on point. 4 stars. Impeccable.
(*My scale tops out at 4 stars)
(*My scale tops out at 4 stars)
August 8, 2025 at 5:32 AM
The sunglasses and style game on the bad guys from The Terror of Mechagodzilla (1975) are fucking totally on point. 4 stars. Impeccable.
(*My scale tops out at 4 stars)
(*My scale tops out at 4 stars)
When I first saw this, I thought it had to be satire. No way was it real. Had to be a joke.
Like, it's bad enough to go to Royal Oak. It's bad enough to go to a street festival. But to go to a street festival in Royal Oak to see Sugar Ray, Hoobestank, and Vanilla Ice?
Who is this for?
Like, it's bad enough to go to Royal Oak. It's bad enough to go to a street festival. But to go to a street festival in Royal Oak to see Sugar Ray, Hoobestank, and Vanilla Ice?
Who is this for?
August 7, 2025 at 6:19 AM
When I first saw this, I thought it had to be satire. No way was it real. Had to be a joke.
Like, it's bad enough to go to Royal Oak. It's bad enough to go to a street festival. But to go to a street festival in Royal Oak to see Sugar Ray, Hoobestank, and Vanilla Ice?
Who is this for?
Like, it's bad enough to go to Royal Oak. It's bad enough to go to a street festival. But to go to a street festival in Royal Oak to see Sugar Ray, Hoobestank, and Vanilla Ice?
Who is this for?
It took some digging, but I found my Hot Rod tee, and I wore it all day. Gotta lot of compliments at happy hour.
July 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
It took some digging, but I found my Hot Rod tee, and I wore it all day. Gotta lot of compliments at happy hour.
Today, I'm celebrating a villain who lived long enough to become a hero.
Some people choose to do it the other way around. A shame.
Some people choose to do it the other way around. A shame.
July 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Today, I'm celebrating a villain who lived long enough to become a hero.
Some people choose to do it the other way around. A shame.
Some people choose to do it the other way around. A shame.
Tiger swallowtail and the tinniest little bees you ever did see in the garden this morning.
June 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Tiger swallowtail and the tinniest little bees you ever did see in the garden this morning.
One of my favorite thing the algorithm has been doing to me lately is showing me absolutely bizarre looking tools. Often I have to click the link to figure it out (which is why they keep sending them to me).
Anyway, I'm 100% sure someone has bought one of these just to stick their dick in it.
Anyway, I'm 100% sure someone has bought one of these just to stick their dick in it.
June 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
One of my favorite thing the algorithm has been doing to me lately is showing me absolutely bizarre looking tools. Often I have to click the link to figure it out (which is why they keep sending them to me).
Anyway, I'm 100% sure someone has bought one of these just to stick their dick in it.
Anyway, I'm 100% sure someone has bought one of these just to stick their dick in it.
if you inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature?
May 19, 2025 at 6:29 AM
if you inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature?