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Elphia
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OFMD, Gentlebeard, season 3. Early 40s, she/her. Minors stay away (sometimes I recommend fanfic). I may block follows from non-pirate fans—nothing personal.🪿🐈‍⬛🕯️🏴‍☠️📚🦄🌈
Thank you!! It’s a constant battle, even in my own head. It’s so easy and automatic to conflate evil deeds with appearances. Every time I’m disgusted by one of their photos, I try to remind myself that there are people I love and respect that share some of their most mocked physical characteristics
November 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Yeah, I’ve never had a cat with fur like his! So velvety! I’ve heard it’s relatively common among grey cats though? I still feel like his is special
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
He is a gigantic plush toy! A very satisfying armful. Yet rarely cuddly with anyone but his tabby friend/adoptive dad
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Reaper Man. Not Realer. Sorry, I should not post/talk with anyone but animals before 8 am
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I love Terry Pratchett! And Death. Realer Man is one of my favorites. Yet I somehow skipped Mort! I just checked it out on Libby. Thanks for the reminder!!
November 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Mild Pluribus spoilers I guess? #PluribusSpoilers

Also to be clear, I know some non-evil people who think that Samba’s character has the perfect approach to this particular dystopia, so who knows
November 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Reposted by Elphia
But canonically the only things he doesn’t know about that Stede teaches him are:

- what retirement is (see: how to relax)
- fancy dinner party rules (not actually useful except in the extremely specific circumstances of fancy dinner parties)
- what it’s like to have a real friend (and boyfriend)
November 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Does regular mean wintry but not Christmasy or totally season-neutral? I love cozy Ed and Stede. But I would also love anything you end up making!!
November 21, 2025 at 7:33 AM